Pipe Dream

This is so ridiculous I couldn't resist.

Joe the Turdherder Plumber is going to be a war correspondent for ten days or so in Israel for the wingnut blog Cheetos Dust & Jizz In Mom's Basement Pajamas Media. Go see Jon Stewart on this (fast forward to 3:30).

One of Joe's comments was, "Being a Christian, I'm pretty well protected, I believe."

Stewart said he should repeat that as often as possible while over there. Heh.

Note to Israel and Hamas: Lest this clown's very presence in your area, where he has no business being at all, prolong the armed conflict while you argue over who gets to hand the ignoramus his ass, I have a bilateral solution:

Each of you hand him one cheek, neatly wrapped in butcher paper of course. One kosher, one halal.