Thursday, January 22, 2009

Please ...

Take this pencil and jam it into the soft spot behind my left ear, severing my carotid artery and killing me relatively quickly. While you're doing this, I'll be slamming my forehead into a cinder block wall.

The lead story on Drudge right now reports, in all caps, "No Bible Used At Obama Re-Swear."

Can't. Take. Them. Any. More.

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