Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Afghanistan: Deal With Taliban Reportedly in Works
They would help government locate Al Qaeda; in exchange government would destroy all art, jail all women and burn down all schools.

Democratic Party Field-Testing Mid-Term Election Slogans
Best so far:

1. It could have been a lot worse.
2. Standing up to the GOP, except for those who aren’t.
3. Not crazy about the war, but....
4. BP: totally not our fault.
5. Sweeping financial reform, sort of.

New Research: Jesus May Not Have Died on Cross
Christians will be advised what changes, if any, to expect.