Oh, the irony...

My other posts were just killing time 'til these guys showed up at work. Ironic Times.

Worldwide Bacon Shortage Reported
Also, glut of unsold lettuce, tomatoes.

Apple CEO Tim Cook Apologizes For New iPhone Mapping App
After driving his Tesla into Lake Tahoe.

I hope they make him pay for draining the lake (enough water to cover California a foot deep) and cleaning the new car smell out of the water. Heh.

SAT Reading Scores Hit 4-Decade Low
Frtnly thy cn rd txt.

After the grid goes down, texting shorthand will help save on pencil lead.

Many more.