Thursday, December 20, 2012

A Message To The NRA From Robert E. Lee

From One Who Knows. Heh. Goblinbooks.

What do you think the Confederacy was? It was the largest, most well-organized American militia group that ever tried to take on the US military. And they went after us like a pack of pitbulls going through an old folks home. It was not pretty. And when your time comes, you and your camping buddies from the real estate firm are not going to last anywhere near as long as we did, okay? You'll get a million views on YouTube, they'll pop you into a federal prison, and nothing will be any different.

Why does this matter? Because a main argument you gun nuts use to fend off regulation is that you act as a powerful check on tyranny. You do not. I know it, the feds know it, and even you know it, deep down.

Stop playing soldier, stop preventing common sense gun control laws, and take some responsibility for your government.

And by the way, NASCAR sucks, Carolina barbecue is overrated, and Lynrd Skynyrd are from Florida, which isn't even part of the South. I'm done here.
OMG, dissing NASCAR and Carolina BBQ?! Two of the very few things that are good about the South? No wonder he lost. He's right about Florida. Two outta three ain't bad if yer tryin' ta piss people off.


Anonymous said...

By damn the South has certainly grown since I read American History. I just flat don't recall Oklahoma, Kansas, Nevada, Arizona, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, South Dakota, Indiana, and Oregon, for God's sake, being part of the South!

As I've said before, if smooth brain citizens and politicians were confined to the old Confederacy the rest of the nation would have no difficulty behaving and governing rationally.

Jay in N.C.

Gordon said...


bearsense said...

Which "Carolina Barbecue" ??? East or West ????
They are different. Just sayin'.

Gordon said...

Different tastes, different textures, both good. As are BBQ's from everywhere else.