Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Headline of the Day

Former Tenn. Lawmaker Allegedly Drove 90 MPH While Masturbating Out Window
I've been scratching my head trying to figure out how he could do that and there's only one answer - cruise control. And alcohol. Heh.

5 comments:

montag said...

It sounds like somebody mooning people through the moon roof.

Syrbal/Labrys said...

Talk about mental images I could do without!

Gordon said...

I kmow! :-)

Gordon said...

Know. It's early...

Ole Phat Stu said...

I would need to be sitting on about 2 ft of cushions to get in a position where I could wave my dong out of the window. Am I under-hung? Or how does he do this?