Ironic Times
Senate Blocks Background Checks for Gun Buyers
Keeps them for voters.
I wonder if we'll have to show a gun to vote?
Foreign Students Balk at Coming To U.S., Fearing Country Full of Lunatics Armed With Automatic Weapons
Fortunately, country also full of lunatics armed with automatic weapons to protect us.
The danger is not so much getting caught in the crossfire because by and large they're the same lunatics, but rather getting caught at the intersection of two hot air fronts.
Average Age of Fox News Viewers: 65
Average IQ of Fox News viewers: 65.
On the bright side, that's an energy-saving room temperature.
Study Finds Most-Frequent Texters Shallow, Money-Obsessed, Bigoted
Least-frequent texters, deep, spiritual, tolerant.
Never texted nor will I. Patting self on back for being deep, spiritual, tolerant. 2 out of 3 ain't bad!
By 2020, Tourists From China Will Outnumber All Others
Wealthy Chinese will come here to buy luxury goods made by poor Chinese.
Exhaustive Nonpartisan Report: U.S. Use of Torture After 9/11 Ordered by Those at Top
So long ago no one remembers who was in charge at the time.
I sure as hell do.
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