Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

California Has Restrictions That Prevent Crazy Criminals From Backing U-Haul Up to Gun Shop, Filling it With Ammunition
You have to fill out a bunch of forms to rent a U-Haul.

North Korea Calls for Senior-Level Talks With U.S.
To discuss terms of our surrender.

High Court Rules Suspects Must Speak Up if They Wish To Remain Silent
If they wish to speak, must do so silently.

High Court: Drug Companies Can Be Sued for Paying Competition Not to Sell Generic Version of Its Brand Name Drug
Ask your lawyer if suing a drug company is right for you.