Oh, the irony...

Oops. Ironic Times

SONY HIT BY NEO -NAZI HACKERS
Studio pulls several Three Stooges shorts
from syndication.

Amazon Unveils Prime Now, Promising One-Hour Delivery
In case of fire, you can have fire extinguisher delivered before fire department arrives.

Robot Flies to Germany as Airline Passenger
Complains of delays, inadequate legroom, rude service; will return by ship.

Kim Jong Un Surrounded by An Adoring Crowd
Everyone hoping to get close enough to grab a piece of his sandwich.