Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Feds: Marijuana Safer Than Heroin
Late breaking story in Duh Magazine.

Chinese Distillers Under Investigation for Spiking Liquor With Viagra
Consumers told to call an ambulance if they get an erection lasting more than four hours and they're too drunk to drive themselves to a hospital.

Eleanor Roosevelt Beats Out Harriet Tubman, Sacagawea as Choice for $10 Bill
Kardashians come in 4th, 5th, 6th.

Appeals Court: Texas Voter ID Law Violates Voting Rights Acts
Requiring photo of prospective voter roping a calf considered unduly difficult for elderly, minorities to obtain.