Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Chinese Communist Party Bans Golf, Gluttony, Excessive Drinking, Adultery, Nepotism
No wonder communism never caught on here.

Trump Blames Intern for Tweet Insulting Iowans
Intern briefly jumps to lead in polls.

Carson Leads Trump in Iowa
Voters feel he'll be tougher on Muslims and women, crueler to poor people.

House Republicans Meet to Choose Speaker Over Dinner of Chick-fil-A
Had to settle for meal symbolic of homophobia, because nothing more offensive was available.