Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump's Doctor: “He'll Be Healthiest Individual Ever Elected to the Presidency”
Trump's shrink disagrees.

Billionaire Kingmaker Sheldon Adelson Revealed as Buyer of Las Vegas Review-Journal
“I asked my secretary to run out and buy me a paper and I guess she misunderstood,” he explains.

Saudi Women Vote for First Time
At least those who could find a man willing to drive them to a polling place.

Vatican: Catholic Church No Longer Condones or Supports Conversion of Jews
Finds them too argumentative.