2015 ENDS WITH OPTIMISM
Outside of global warming, a never-ending war in the Middle East, the disappearance of the middle class and the return of fascism to Western democracies, things look great.
Betting Site Names Ted Cruz GOP Front-Runner
Gamblers like his mix of paranoia, Islamophobia and dislikability.
U.S. Foreign Arms Sales Up By 35% in 2014From "Predictions for 2016":
Who says we don't make anything in America anymore?
Madame Blavinsky: “Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Musical will be as bad as it sounds, but break every record on Broadway.”
Tiresias: “A solar storm will knock out all electrical transmissions and communications on Earth and provide a newfound sense of serenity and peace, until power returns.”
Happy New Year.
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