Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Koch Brothers Surprised They've Had Little Influence on Presidential Race
Decide to move corporate headquarters to Dubai.

Scalia: God Good to U.S. Because U.S. “Honors” Him
But She's not that happy with Scalia.

Vaginal Speaker Allows Fetuses to Hear Music
Updated model has microphone for karaoke.

I couldn't resist. Heh.

Thanks to JimmyBuffettVEVO.

Report: Twitter to Expand Maximum Tweet Length to 10,000 Characters
Still not allowed: substance, wit, cogency.