Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

TRUMP MEETS WITH MEXICAN PRESIDENT NIETO
Learns Mexican Tunnel Workers Union strongly supports his plan to build great wall.

Early Voting Already Underway in Some States
So far, Jeb Bush holds a comfortable lead.

Russian Telescope Detects Strong Signal From Star With Planet 95 Light Years Away
Could be intelligent life responding to 95-year-old transmissions from Earth, or merely a nearby radio playing oldies.

Georgetown to Offer Preferential Admission Status to Descendants of Slaves
Whether or not they can rebound and shoot.