Congress Asks Trump to Consult Them Before Any Military Action
Instead of having to learn about it on Breitbart.
More Sponsors Flee O'Reilly Over Sexual Harassment Charges
Only remaining sponsor: Ashley Madison.
Peeps Pizza Appears in Time for Easter
Also available: Peeps on a matzoh for our Jewish friends.
China Plans New City Three Times as Large as New York City
But with only half as many Chinese restaurants.