Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

U.S. Drops From 1st to 6th Among Countries With Best International Image
Based on numerous factors, but mainly tweets.

Self-Driving Vehicles Will Decide Who Dies in a Crash
Algorithm quickly determines if you're up to date on your car payments, then initiates evasive maneuvers, or not.

DOJ Investigating Harvard's Affirmative Action Admission Policies
But only those affecting students whose father pledged less than $2.5 million to gain them admission.

Outgoing Message of the Day

“Hello. You have reached the Office of the Director of Communications at the White House. No one is currently available to take your call, but if you feel President Trump has insulted you using inaccurate information or otherwise mischaracterized something you have said or done, please explain your situation after the beep and the president will double down on whatever he has already said, then invent new lies and slanders about you. Thank you and have a wonderful day.”