Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

DOOMSDAY CLOCK MOVES CLOSEST TO MIDNIGHT SINCE 1950'S
When parents thought rock and roll would destroy the world.

Report: First Lady Living in Nearby Hotel Since Affair Revelations
Now fears manager of Motel 6 will out her to ICE agents.

Russia: Putin Opposition Leader Jailed Two Months Before Elections
In U.S., Oprah, Joe Biden, and The Rock are all detained.

Senate Democrats Agree to End Shutdown Based on Promise by Mitch McConnell
He promises each one of them a path to citizenship.