Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Report: Trump's Staff Tapes Together Important Presidential Papers He Rips Up, to Comply With Law
Took three weeks to piece together Bill of Rights.

Sessions Greatly Limits Scope of Asylum Claims
Only granting asylum to those fleeing insider trading charges.

New York AG: Trump Foundation Nothing More Than Slush Fund For Trump
Money meant for disabled veterans spent on campaign ads touting how much Trump cares for veterans.

World Cup: Russia Gives Train Conductors Smiling Lessons
Reverses previous policy where smiling was forbidden.