Trump's Voter Fraud Commission Finds No Voter Fraud
One person named “Stephen A. Bannon” was registered to vote in two states, but they didn't pursue it.
Trump Administration Considers $100 Billion Tax Cut for Wealthy
To help pay for barricades and moats.
McDonald's Removes Tainted Salads From Its Restaurants
Just in case anyone orders one.
Unearthed Civil War Time Capsule Contains Confederate Money
Still accepted at most Cracker Barrels.