Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Asserts Authority to Ban Asylum Claims
Unless you're fleeing oppressive taxes and want to buy a condo.

Good News: Nazi Loses Bid For Illinois Congressional Seat
Bad news: he got 56,000 votes.

Sessions' Firing Sends Marijuana Stocks Soaring
Whitaker's hiring boosts human growth hormone stocks.

Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster Moves Beyond Orbit of Mars
It's already picking up Jupiter radio stations.