Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Study: Most Americans Suffer From Strong Feelings of Loneliness, Lack of Significance in their Relationships
And blame it all on illegal immigrants.

Record Sales Expected on Cyber Monday, Tax-Free Tuesday, Free Shipping Wednesday
Record returns expected on Buyer's Remorse Thursday.

Tech Stocks Drag Market Down
Smart money moving to cannabis sector.

Goop Gift Guide Includes Entire Spanish Village for $172,910
Complete with furious taxpaying villagers.