Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Pentagon May Ban Pizza, Beer in Switch to Lean, High Performance Diet
May also need to bring back the draft.

Miami: Poor Pressured to Move to Areas More Likely To Flood as Wealthy Abandon Coastline
Opportunistic developers seen passing out “Move to lower ground” leaflets in English and Spanish.

Study: No Evidence of Added Benefit in Most New Drugs
Just a mind-boggling list of additional side effects.

Florida Strip Club Cancels Golf Tournament at Trump Resort
Fortunately, a Palm Beach massage parlor steps in and will stage its tournament there.