Wednesday, January 12, 2011

If it's Wednesday...

...it must be Morford. One guess what he's on about.

You know the answer. It's a bit like asking if violent video games really do desensitize children's minds, or if smoking too much pot every day will eventually make you a useless, slow-blinking dolt. It might not be the sole cause, but it's certainly a factor. How big a factor depends, in part, on the level of one's instability to begin with.

[...] But the fact is, Loughner's festering insanity also found easy, fertile ground indeed to flourish into violence. Almost right up until the moment Loughner pulled the trigger, the ever-paranoid, Tea Party-enraged portions of this country essentially cheered him on, sent him a brochure, welcomed him as one of their own.

Look, this is America: While you are halfheartedly allowed to be as optimistic, spiritually awake, book-learned, calm and reasonable as you wish, you are aggressively encouraged to be as suspicious, xenophobic, poorly informed, well-armed, God-fearing and insular as you possibly can. Let's be absolutely clear: When it comes to toxic rhetoric and the general spew of hate and fear, the GOP and its frothing media army outgun liberals by a factor of, oh, about a thousand to one.

On one level, Loughner is but another fractured mirror, held up to reveal our darkest cultural themes, obsessions, illnesses. We ask, "How can we minimize those factors that allow monsters like him to exist in the first place?" Most answers fail spectacularly.

Will the hate radio provocateurs do any soul-searching? They will not. Will we get stricter gun laws? Barely. Will treatment programs for mental illness improve? Hardly. Will the media, pop culture, our politicians, our society ever get past the vile veneration of the firearm, which results in 30,000 gun-related deaths a year, by far the worst rate in the civilized world? What are you, a communist?

No, and I'm not ready to try to try to sensibly discuss Guns In America either.

Nobody is, and it's a big part of the problem. It's very complicated and the NRA will not permit it.

The final questions emerge. Are you an agent of the calm and the open-hearted, or a pseudo-victim of the fear and the reactionary? Have you already made your choice?

Yes. I'm getting calmer and more hard-hearted against the fringe right all the time. When they both turn to ice, and it's close, Katy bar the door.

The Right-Wing Conspiracist Subculture

Talk To Action compares Loughner to an anti-abortionist killer and delves deeper.

Jared Lee Loughner, the alleged shooter of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and others in Arizona shares an obsession with government currency and money manipulation plots with anti-abortion killer John C. Salvi 3d. Loughner wrote about a conspiracy of currency manipulation in text posted on YouTube. Salvi was found guilty in the Brookline, Massachusetts clinic shootings in late 1994 that left two women dead and several persons injured.

Although he was found competent to stand trial, there was substantial evidence that Salvi was mentally unbalanced and obsessed with conspiracy theories. [...]

It is still difficult for many people to see the political side of the Salvi case. There is still a widespread lack of knowledge about the beliefs of the right wing conspiracist subculture-and there is still an attitude of denial that groups promoting conspiratorial worldviews have growing influence in our political system.

[...] It is clear, though, that aggressive right-wing rhetoric targeting Democrats as treasonous encourages some unstable people to act out in aggression or violence. This was the warning of my report Toxic to Democracy: Conspiracy Theories, Demonization, and Scapegoating, published in June 2009.

As I wrote in Toxic to Democracy:

Right-wing pundits demonize scapegoated groups and individuals in our society, implying that it is urgent to stop them from wrecking the nation. Some angry people in the audience already believe conspiracy theories in which the same scapegoats are portrayed as subversive, destructive, or evil. Add in aggressive apocalyptic ideas that suggest time is running out and quick action mandatory and you have a perfect storm of mobilized resentment threatening to rain bigotry and violence across the United States.".

The right-wing demagogues are not legally culpable for the violence and assassinations, but they must share some moral culpability.

That last sentence is the crux of the biscuit. Go read the rest. This is scary shit.

A question ...

As mostly all of you know, I've had dogs all my life. Our last dog, Princess Shayna, had a lot of health problems from the time she was little and what we spent on medical care for her over 12 years was a fortune.

So now that we have the Dingo Sisters, I'm doing something I'm completely unfamiliar with; shopping for pet health insurance. Naturally, no insurance company would issue me a policy on Shayna (pet insurance didn't become "mainstream" until she was about 5 and by then she had too many "pre-existing conditions").

So my question(s) is(are): Anybody have any experience with pet insurance? Anything I have to keep in mind when comparing insurers?

The way it should work ...

Via Susie, a great editorial by Dylan Ratigan (he generally annoys me, more his manner than his substance) about how our economic system has been bastardized by those who can afford to buy our elected representatives:

...

As Americans, I believe we reject communism because it historically has allowed a tiny group of people to consolidate complete control over national resources (including people), in the process stifling competition, freedom and choice. It leaves its citizens stagnating under the perpetual broken systems with no natural motivation to innovate, improve services or reduce costs.

...


And to be fair, as we've seen, it ain't just the Republicans who've allowed this "socialism for the wealthy" to get so out of hand. We've come to understand quite well that our guy in the White House has no qualms about giving in to the wealthy and the corporations.

...

And yet today we find ourselves as a country in two distinctly different categories: those who are forced to compete tooth and nail each day to provide value to society in return for income for ourselves and our families and those who would instead use our lawmaking apparatus to help themselves to our tax money and/or to protect themselves from true competition.

...


They are the same people who wave the "free market" flag around when we demand a little regulation so we're not poisoned by our food, air, or water. The same people who created "too big to fail" and reached deeply into our pockets to subsidize their losses. The same people who nickel and dime us when we try to fly somewhere, yet are the first in line for government handouts when their business model is worth shit.

...

Unfortunately, they use our wealth and laws not only to benefit their outdated, failed companies, but also spend a small pittance of their ill-gotten gains lobbying and favor-trading with politicians so the government will continue to protect them from competition and their well-deserved failure.

...


I urge you to read the rest of the stuff between the quotes.

Thought ...

The modern Republican Party is the professional wrestling of politics.

Good luck in the primary ...

Our resident idiot here on Long Island (Rep. Peter King R - idiculous) came up with a somewhat common sense (for a Republican) piece of gun control legislation (limited as it is). I wonder when they'll take his GOP membership card away and run someone (a teabagger) against him in the primary.

Rep. Peter King, a Republican from New York, is planning to introduce legislation that would make it illegal to bring a gun within 1,000 feet of a government official, according to a person familiar with the congressman's intentions.

...


Hell, what good is being a teabagger when you can't carry a piece to a Dem campaign rally?

Great thanks to Mr. Amato for the link.

Shit ...

Another foot of snow overnight and it's supposed to continue until noon. It's 4 a.m. and I've already had to shovel out the back entry to get the Dingo Sisters out for their morning constitutional. I might as well move up to Gordon's neck of the woods* at this point. Heh ...

*If this keeps up all winter, by next winter I'm gonna have one of them Honda snow throwers that Gordon got this year. I've shoveled more this winter so far than I have in the last 10.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

AZ to do something right! Will wonders never cease?

HuffPo

Arizona's state legislature has announced a legislative effort to combat the infamous Westboro Baptist Church's plans to picket the funerals of the shooting victims in Tucson over the weekend.

May I suggest they simply not offer the WBC haters police protection?

Tweet of the Day

From 'Sarah Never Does Anything Wrong' at Juan Cole's Informed Comment:

Hey, Sarah Palin, how's that hatey, killy, reloadey, crosshairsy thing working out for ya?

Spin it like ya stole it!

I made the following comment over at Ornery Bastard in the wake of some furiously back-pedalling wingnuts trying to shift the blame:

Yes, the guy was a whackjob. A FAR RIGHT whackjob. Too bad he wasn't a Librul whackjob or a Muslim whackjob or somethin', huh?

My point, though I didn't make it very well, was that the wingnuts like to blame Libruls and/or Muslims for everything and would have been all over this like stink on shit had Loughner been either of those instead of what he is which is a stark raving right wing lunatic.

Well, they're doing it anyway:

Ever fond of blaming Muslims for anything, Gingrich immediately responded by shifting focus from the Arizona shootings to his Islamophobia campaign. Throwing in a few plugs for his anti-Muslim film “America At Risk,” Gingrich slammed liberals “who scream if you tell the truth about American Islamists” but “smear conservatives” for other, non-Muslim acts of violence:

Blaming “the left” is typical Gingrich behavior in the wake of national tragedies. After the 1999 Columbine High School shooting, Gingrich accused “the liberal academic elite, the liberal political elite” of “being afraid to talk about the mess you have made, and being afraid to take responsibility for things you have done.” When ABC’s George Stephanopoulos asked if he saw the 2007 Virginia Tech tragedy the same way, Gingrich said “yes” because liberals have created “situation ethics” zone free of religion. He even blamed liberals for Susan Smith’s drowning of her two children in 1994, saying the only way to avoid future incidents was “to vote Republican.”

Nice try but no cigar, Neutie. The shoe's on the other foot this time like it has been in a zillion other recent right wing terrorist attacks.

The right is trying like crazy to dissociate the act of a crazy person from their 'kill the liberal commies' hate speech. They're good at this, but they're not going to get away with it this time.

Ah, shit, they probably will.

Headline of the Day

Woman Denied Transplant Funding May Leave AZ After Being Told Life-Saving Procedure Is Not ‘Cost-Effective’

Makes me wonder if there's some kind of test in AZ to see who's 'cost effective' when it comes to saving their lives and who's not. Democrats and Liberals need not apply.

Dear Gordon ...

Don't worry, bro, it ain't that easy to pardon the Bugman.

Regards,

Fixer

Thanks to Joe for the link.

If it's true ...

I'll put even money on the position that Fox won't cover the trial at all and the other networks will gloss over the details:

I just heard from a couple of sources that attorney Judy Clarke, who represented the Unabomber in a defense that helped educate the public into the vitriolic right wing mindset, is going to greatly highlight the responsibility of the rabid right, particularly Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and the Tea Party, of the violent atmosphere that led to her client's unfortunate crime ...

How come ...

We're running a "socialist program"* in Afghanistan when we can't afford to help poor Americans?

At the entrance to a military base in southern Afghanistan, US Army Staff Sergeant Andrew Cunningham hands out money to locals employed to help rebuild their villages devastated by war.

...

Men from the 101st Airborne are now taking steps to help the population rebuild villages and irrigation canals through a cash-for-work scheme, part of the counterinsurgency plan to keep locals from backing the Taliban rebels.

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This is why there never should have been "American boots on the ground" in Afghanistan. The minute we declared we wanted to "win hearts and minds" (remember that?) obliged us to rebuild what we broke (somehow, we now own everything the Soviets broke too, go figure) and stop the drug lords (except for the Pals of Karzai). Being the only common understanding with them is "we have the cash and you want it", we'll be subsidizing Afghan society until my nieces and nephews have grandchildren.

...

Later on the military base, about 100 workers are left annoyed when Cunningham runs out of money to pay them.

They will have to wait for their pay until next week -- more frustration for a population which has faced years of it.


And next week they'll be Sarge's pal again. Tomorrow, they'll put a bullet in Sarge's head if a Taliban gives them $50. Once (if) we leave, the Taliban will kill Karzai (if he doesn't leave for Zurich with his bankbook before when we go) and go back to business as usual. That's how shit works over there.

*I'm being facetious.

"But ...

Everybody does it."

Yer ass. Read it and weep.

The Wrath Of Fools

Truthout

To: Palin-lovers, Fox "News," the "mainstream" media, and the Far Right, et al.

From: William Rivers Pitt

Date: Monday 10 January 2011

Re: The blood on your hands

Dear “Patriots,”

Most Disrespectfully Yours,
William Rivers Pitt

Between those two quotes lies the best rant yet on the Tucson right-wing attack. He pulls no punches and his anger is apparent. Go.

DeLay Sentenced

TPMMuckraker

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) has been sentenced to three years in prison, the AP and the Austin-American Statesman are reporting.

The best part is he's now a convicted felon and prohibited from associating with known criminals, e.g. Texas Repuglicant politicians.

I will be surprised if he does six months and he is presently out on bail pending appeal.

The only question that remains is how long after his appeal is denied will Governor Goodhair wait to pardon him?

Monday, January 10, 2011

My two cents ...

Stays on top today - G

My cousin Tara brought up a parody (in comments on Gord's previous post) I wrote a few years back about the ease of buying guns in this country:

"Git this new Winchester repeatin' rahfle for only fahr-nanty-nan'. Git it today wit' Val-U-Pay, sev'nty two payments on yer credit card. And today only on the Gun Show Channel, no background check. By golly, y'all kin be Ted Bundy and we don't care, we'll even throw in fahve hunnert rounds of full metal jacketed, 150 grain, Manstoppers feh-ree if y'all order in the next ten minutes. Son, Ah don' care if you is in Meridian, Mississippi or Noo York, we'll ship this baby out to ya overnight and no extree charge."


As I said in reply, I don't have the problem with keeping and bearing arms for self-protection. Protecting one's home and family (considering the police response times around here) is something one should consider. With an education and training in the use of firearms, you could be the only thing standing between some asshole who wants your stuff and your family. I understand and support this.

What I don't support is the ease at which guns can be bought and sold, and the fact that in many places there is no control and oversight. I don't support groups like the NRA who "deify" or "fetishize" firearms and turn the call for any type of regulation into "big government (the black man in the White House) is trying to take away your guns". I doubt even the most Lefty politician would commit that political suicide.

The fact that guns don't stop crime was shown in full light this weekend in Arizona (a free carry state). Where were all these big Rambo-type guys when this idiot decided to start shooting? Where was the postulate that "if everybody had a gun, people would think twice about committing a crime"? This nut thought more than twice and has been planning it for a while. If the "guns for everybody" crowd were right, this would never have happened (nor would the guy who shot up the school board meeting in Florida). But you know what, I'll be charitable and give them that point.

Now, let me put myself in the crowd on Saturday replete with sidearm (Colt Model 1911 .45 cal auto preferably). At close range I don't doubt my ability to hit this guy in the "center of mass", probably feel comfortable taking a head shot. Let's look at the timeline, shall we?

1. I'm standing in the crowd, finger up my ass, waiting for my chance to meet the Congresswoman. The odds I'd spot this guy for what he was as he got out of the taxi are slim (I'm window shopping while I'm waiting, or wondering just what the Congresswoman looked like naked, or some shit) because nobody, including me, is expecting what is about to happen.

2. If I'm lucky, thanks to the military, I'd spot the telltale arm movement of someone drawing a weapon in my periphery. Again, odds are I won't.

3. Odds are better I'd spot him taking aim at the Congresswoman, better that I'd hear someone scream when they saw the shooter's weapon. At that point, I go for my sidearm, draw it, and flick the safety off (if I'm carrying for protection, you damn well bet I have a round in the chamber).

4. By the time my pistol is on its way up to a firing position, he's probably taken his first shot (adding: he would have to shoot quickly to be certain he would get his target). If I wasn't lucky enough to see him take aim, I would have gone for my sidearm when I heard the first shot. Either way, the Congresswoman is already down.

[Now shots have been (are still being) fired and everybody there is running around like headless chickens in panic. I'm getting jostled and knocked around (maybe even knocked down) by people trying to get out of there in a hurry. I could be jumped on by a couple idiots who wanted to be heroes, thinking I'm the shooter. In that light, we continue:]

5. Now my pistol is up and I'm looking to get a shot. Thoughts go through my mind rapid-fire: Clear shot? (can I hit him without shooting an innocent). Distance? (will my rounds go through him and kill innocents behind). Target? (can I get the "center of mass" or will I have to go for a secondary target) Secondary target? (Head, leg, arm; will I miss and who will I kill instead; will it make him stop shooting; see #6)

6. If I'm not lucky enough to get off a man-stopping shot, will he return fire at me (this was the case in Florida where the shooter continued to engage security, even when down), thus putting more people in danger? Will my action cause even more people to die? Thinking about it, I'd probably risk a few "collateral"* injuries to stop a massacre but I can never be certain.

You've noticed I use the word "luck" and its derivatives quite frequently. A lot of it would be needed to take this guy down before he killed somebody, let alone not make the situation worse.

The thing that keeps popping up in my mind as I write is that what if there was another guy like me in the crowd. If I spotted him drawing on the shooter, would I engage him not knowing his motives? Would he engage me and force me into a defensive position where more innocents would be put in danger? The carnage would have been astronomical then.

An observation, as I wrote in comments on Gord's post:

... I don't think being a combat vet would have helped either. In combat, generally, everybody downrage is the enemy. You shoot until they all go down. In this situation, picking one guy off in a crowd of friendlies, it would be equivalent of "destroying the town to save it".


Combat experience would only have made me aware of the situation faster than most and put me in the zone, allowing me to keep my head when all around me are panicking. Combat tactics (unless I was a trained sniper and even then, a pistol is a far cry from a long rifle and scope [and the time to set up for a shot] when it comes to accuracy) would not have been appropriate in this situation.

Looking at the whole situation in hindsight, someone untrained in the use of deadly force with a firearm probably would have made the situation worse instead of stopping it. Even an off-duty cop (cops are notoriously bad shots, probably a symptom of "unlimited ammo syndrome") or a combat vet would have probably exacerbated the casualty toll by a few.

In my humble opinion, unless this shooter was stopped before he got into the taxi to the event, there was no way anyone could have prevented it. Well, maybe those who got the crazies all fired up in the first place.


Update:

Just thinking about it some more. I doubt an armed protection detail for the Congresswoman could have prevented this (unless one of them alerted on the shooter when he approached, before he drew his pistol) in this type of all-access venue. They might have limited the casualties somewhat but I'm pretty sure, without metal detectors and a sealed area for the event, Rep. Giffords would still have been shot.

*Believe me, I don't use the word lightly.

Dear Right-Wingers: You Are All Muslims Now

The Rude Pundit reads the wingnuts the riot act over the Tucson terrorist attack. Do not miss this:

Oh, dear, sweet conservative Americans, how you must have shit yourself on Saturday when you heard that someone had shot up an event with a Democratic member of Congress in, of all goddamned places, Arizona. And, worse, a Representative who had voted in favor of health care reform, which you have demonized as nothing short of a resurrection of the Nazi Party. It must have been awful for so many conservatives, thinking, praying, "Please, please, please, don’t let it be some Tea Party dick who says he did it because Glenn Beck told him to. Don’t let it be someone who wants to fuck Sarah Palin and thinks that if he starts taking out her congressional crosshaired targets, he’ll get into her pants."

Now, ah, yes, now, lovely right-wingers, you could defend yourself. You could work yourselves into a huff about how unjustly you were accused of driving this obviously disturbed individual into an act of calculated, cold-blooded violence. But that's because you're sitting there in your shit-filled underpants, thinking, "I don't believe in violence. I don't approve this. I hope the government doesn't try to crack down on us."

So, welcome, assholes, because you are Muslim now.

How does it feel to stand in Muslim shoes today? Because, right now, yes, you are being treated like suspects. You are being treated like you are guilty of the crimes that are committed by the deranged in your number. Sure, you may think, you can spout all the blood-filled, gun-toting, war-flogging rhetoric you want against citizens of your own country. But those are just words, you know? You can’t, you know, be held accountable for the actions of a few. And, gosh, it’s just wrong to lump you all together, to stereotype you all as criminals in waiting. Like, you know, you have done with Muslims since September 11, 2001.

How will you live with yourselves in the future? Look, heated, vicious rhetoric is part of the political game. But, frankly, there’s a bit of difference between saying that you’re going to "target" an opponent and saying that there might have to be "Second Amendment solutions" to the nation’s problems. Let's not do the bullshit dance of false equivalence. While there was a period of time when the left was violent (which was met by officially-sanctioned violence by the government), in the last couple of decades, it hasn't been the left shooting shit up. It wasn't the left who let the assault weapons ban lapse. It wasn't the left that made access to guns as easy as a McDonald's drive-thru. It wasn't the left that cried "Fascism" to background checks for someone who wants to own a fucking machine gun. It wasn't the left that supported preemptive war and violence against individuals as solutions to our nation's problems. Time to welcome your chickens home, conservatives. Open your filthy arms.

But you know what, you ridiculous worms? At the end of the day, the Rude Pundit supports your right to say your stupid shit. And it's ironic that Giffords read the First Amendment during the House's big show last week of reading the Constitution. Free speech ain't a free pass. It never, ever comes without responsibility. You wanna spout crazy, violent shit? You wanna talk about end times and revolution, Glenn Beck? Then man up and know that some people will take you seriously, even if you are just a joke.

Glenn Beck? Any of 'em? Man up?! El Rude-o made a not-so-funny funny. The violence-spewing right wing nutbags are running away from this at high speed. They can run but they can't hide.

And just let me ask ...

Since all the talking heads are beating the phrase "tone down the rhetoric" to death. Who's going to be the arbiter of what's "toned down" and what ain't? And what are they prepared to do if it ain't?

***


BTW, we're having an IT problem here at Chez Fixer. As you know, the Mrs. works from home. Well this morning her company-issued laptop took a big-time shit. Kaput. Finis. I can't fix it. They're sending her a replacement overnight by FedEx. All good except she has to work today. She commandeered my office and I've been relegated to blogging on my laptop in the bar. Oh ... wait ...

Climate of Hate

A 'must read' by Paul Krugman.

When you heard the terrible news from Arizona, were you completely surprised? Or were you, at some level, expecting something like this atrocity to happen?

Put me in the latter category. I’ve had a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach ever since the final stages of the 2008 campaign. I remembered the upsurge in political hatred after Bill Clinton’s election in 1992 — an upsurge that culminated in the Oklahoma City bombing. And you could see, just by watching the crowds at McCain-Palin rallies, that it was ready to happen again. The Department of Homeland Security reached the same conclusion: in April 2009 an internal report warned that right-wing extremism was on the rise, with a growing potential for violence.

Where’s that toxic rhetoric coming from? Let’s not make a false pretense of balance: it’s coming, overwhelmingly, from the right. It’s hard to imagine a Democratic member of Congress urging constituents to be “armed and dangerous” without being ostracized; but Representative Michele Bachmann, who did just that, is a rising star in the G.O.P.

And there’s a huge contrast in the media. Listen to Rachel Maddow or Keith Olbermann, and you’ll hear a lot of caustic remarks and mockery aimed at Republicans. But you won’t hear jokes about shooting government officials or beheading a journalist at The Washington Post. Listen to Glenn Beck or Bill O’Reilly, and you will.

Of course, the likes of Mr. Beck and Mr. O’Reilly are responding to popular demand. Citizens of other democracies may marvel at the American psyche, at the way efforts by mildly liberal presidents to expand health coverage are met with cries of tyranny and talk of armed resistance. Still, that’s what happens whenever a Democrat occupies the White House, and there’s a market for anyone willing to stoke that anger.

But even if hate is what many want to hear, that doesn’t excuse those who pander to that desire. They should be shunned by all decent people.

I have nothing to add. Please read this.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Lindsey Graham Suggests U.S. Keep Two Permanent Bases in Afghanistan
To protect small minority who want us to stay there from huge majority who want us to leave.

Obama to Deliver State of the Union Address on Jan. 25
Immediately following, GOP will deliver State of the Confederacy address.

Navy Relieves Captain of Duty for Performing in Raunchy Videos
Search begins to find replacement who has never performed in raunchy videos.

Study: Rich Unable to Accurately Identify Emotions in Others
But the help can do it for them.

Facebook Valued at $50 Billion
Still far less than Legbook, Assbook, Titbook.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Arizona sows the wind and reaps the whirlwind *

*Hosea 8:7. Shorter: Choices have consequences. Words and actions are choices.

Great rant at Tucson Citizen.com, "The View from Baja Arizona":

Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik said it best:

“The anger, the hatred, the bigotry that goes on in this country is getting to be outrageous, and unfortunately Arizona has become sort of the capital,” Dupnik said Saturday January 8th at a press conference about the shooting of Congresswoman Gabriell Giffords and 18 others.

“We have become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry,” Dupnik added. “The fiery rhetoric that has taken hold in politics may be free speech, but it’s not without consequences.”
...

From top to bottom we have become a sick society filled with hatred and armed crazies.

In our political process the opposition is demonized to the point where media commentators such as Glenn Beck can suggest liberals ought to be killed.

Sheriff Dupnik made the point that where a climate of hatred and intolerance is created, that opens the door for armed nut cases to act out their craziness.

And this isn’t the first time a gunman has tried to kill those who serve our country and kill those who have political views opposed to theirs. They try to instill fear in anyone who is willing to step up to the plate for fairness and social justice.

America is known for killing its leaders….and are we any different than Pakistan right now?

The hate filled rhetoric being used to justify one side’s political agenda has to stop RIGHT NOW !

A nice thought, but wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first. Here's why:

The media who profit from allowing the Glenn Becks and others who spew hostility must stop exploiting promotion of hatred for their bottom line.

Those who profit from selling guns to crazy people must be stopped.

And we need to really do something effective about our mental health care system beyond cutting budgets because some folks don’t want to pay taxes.

A direct legacy, at least in California, from Reagan when he was Governor.

The message from the armed crazies is to try and frighten anyone away from public service if they don’t follow the orthodoxy of one particular political perspective or another.

Another false equivalence that makes it seem as if the left does this as well as the right. Tain't so. We haven't heard of lefties espousing the violent deaths of others since the '60s. Hoping Satan calls 'em home from the gallows after due process, or getting run over by a truck, or their smirking faces running into my fist, or just plain croaking NOW, yes, but THIS CALLING-FOR-VIOLENCE-AND-SHOOTING BULLSHIT IS ALL ON THE RIGHT.

A few thoughts

Sarah Palin famously said, "Don't retreat. RELOAD!"

While the Tucson shooter was reloading, a woman, herself wounded, attacked him and grabbed the magazine. Two men then jumped on him and it was over.

That woman and those men were brave citizens who saw what they needed to do and did it. Kudos to them. We would all like to think we would have done that and pray God we never get the chance to find out.

About getting shooters while they reload: Be careful. During WWII, Wehrmacht soldiers quickly learned to rise up and shoot when they heard the distinctive "ping" of an M-1 ejecting an empty clip. That worked until the GIs figured out to have a second man with a full clip ready to greet them.

One armed law-abiding citizen in that crowd could have nipped it in the bud and prevented most of this. Given Arizona's permissive carry laws, I'm a little surprised there wasn't one. There would have been at a Repug rally, but nobody would have been shooting at them.

Possibly the most adult person in this so far is Sheriff Dupnik of Pima County. He was the first to bring up the hateful rhetoric that led to it and condemn it. Kudos to him as well.

"the crazies are coming out in force"

Paul Krugman on the right wing terrorist atrocity in Tucson:

You know that Republicans will yell about the evils of partisanship whenever anyone tries to make a connection between the rhetoric of Beck, Limbaugh, etc. and the violence I fear we’re going to see in the months and years ahead. But violent acts are what happen when you create a climate of hate. And it’s long past time for the GOP’s leaders to take a stand against the hate-mongers.

Fat chance, white boy. They depend on hate and fear and ignorance for their very being.

Update: I see that Sarah Palin has called the shooting “tragic”. OK, a bit of history: right-wingers went wild over anyone who called 9/11 a tragedy, insisting that it wasn’t a tragedy, it was an atrocity.

Update: I’m going to take down comments on this one; they would need a lot of moderating, because the crazies are coming out in force, and it’s all too likely to turn into a flame war.

Flame war, shit, it's turning into a shooting war.

White Terrorism

Juan Cole

Jared Lee Loughner, the assassin of Federal judge John M. Roll and five others and attempted assassin of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ), was clearly mentally unstable. But the political themes of his instability were those of the American far Right. Loughner was acting politically even if he is not all there. He is said to have called out the names of his victims, such as Roll and Gifford, as he fired. As usual, when white people do these things, the mass media doesn’t call it terrorism.

They barely stop short of saying IOKIYAR.

The man who had most to do with Loughner after his arrest, Pima County Sherriff Clarence W. Dupnik, was clearly angered by what he heard from the assassin: “When you look at unbalanced people, how they respond to the vitriol that comes out of certain mouths about tearing down the government, the anger, the hatred, the bigotry … it is getting to be outrageous. And unfortunately, Arizona, I think, has become sort of the capital. We have become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry.”

The subtext of the angst over the shooting of Giffords is that in recent months Loughner was saying Tea-Party-like things about the Federal government. The violent language of “elimination,” “putting in the cross-hairs,” (as with Palin’s poster, above) “taking back,” “taking out,” to which members of that movement so often resort, has created a heated atmosphere that easily seeps into the unconscious of the mentally disturbed. That is Dupnik’s point.

There apparently is some indication that Loughner had an accomplice, and his arrest and identification will shed a great deal more light on the motivations behind this political massacre. Did Loughner have a Rasputin? (my link)

Mr. Cole's reference to Rasputin, I think, is that someone put Loughner up to this. Think of Rasputin as an early, even more deranged Karl Rove. Or, as a just as deranged Limbaugh or Beck or Palin or Bachmann or Angle or...I could go on and on ad nauseam.

Go read the rest. Give a skim of the comments too. Nobody's defending this nutjob of course, but they are already trying to dissociate him from the right wing. Ain't gonna work.

Un-fucking-believable

Or not. HuffPo:

Westboro Baptist Church To Picket Funerals Of Arizona Shooting Victims

In a flier posted on its web site, the controversial church writes, "THANK GOD FOR THE SHOOTER -- 6 DEAD!" The message continues:

God appointed this rod for your sins! God sent the shooter! This hateful nation unleashed violent veterans on the servants of God at WBC--hoping to silence our kind warning to obey God and flee the wrath to come.

The flier claims that the shooting of both a House member and a federal judge -- the latter of whom was killed -- is god's punishment for judicial and Congressional action against the WBC. "God sent the shooter to shoot you! And He's sitting in Heaven laughing at you!" the announcement reads.

I hope nobody shoots at these bastards, but I hope someone kicks the shit out of 'em.

You don't ...

Draw a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

I touched on this on my post about the "patriotizing" of the Nutcracker Suite. The Rude One.

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But let's put literary analysis aside. How about this: don't fuck with works of art. Don't cover the tits or dicks on statues. Don't put out DVDs with the naughty bits cut out of a film. If you can't handle it or are offended by it, move on. The Rude Pundit can't abide intense violence against women in movies, so there's a few allegedly great flicks he's missed. But he wouldn't ask to see Irreversible with the notorious rape scene cut out.

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More Word.

Jill:

... No matter how this turns out, is it unreasonable to ask that we take a look at the kind of political rhetoric that talks about "Second Amendment remedies", and draws gun-sight targets on Congressional districts (Facebook link / other link) and tweets "Don't retreat, INSTEAD Reload!"? Yes, every shooting like this is the work of a nut. But most of these nuts have cited the eliminationist rhetoric spouted by Sarah Palin and Sharron Angle and Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck and the rest of the Tea Party mouthpieces and deities. At what point do we get to draw an association, if not outright cast blame, with those who tap into the obsessions of the mentally ill and the paranoid? What are we really gaining as a nation that is faced with a probably unavoidable decline when this is the nature of the discourse?

Word.

Athenae:

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We've been tolerating political rhetoric that is unspeakably violent since long before Sarah Palin started spewing her nonsense on Facebook. If she never spoke again, if she never said another word, we would still have a society in which it is totally okay to call some people expendable because they're unprivileged, evil because they're idealistic, and irredeemable because they have the gall to say that the way things are isn't the way things have to be.

Sarah Palin and her Facebook page are just a little cruder about expressing it, is all. And nobody really minded all that much until some lunatic started shooting.

But it's not terrorism ...

If a Right-wing whack job does it:

Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords miraculously survived a point-blank gunshot to the head as a lone gunman killed six people Saturday during a routine voter meet-and-greet.

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A 9-year-old girl, a federal judge and a Giffords staffer were among those killed. Giffords and 12 others where wounded in a shooting that shook the nation.

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I hope I'm wrong, but how much you wanna bet this asshole's TV watching habits include Fox, Beck, and O'Reilly?

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Pluckin' with power and fishin' backwards

I was just over at our pal Bustednuckles' place, Ornery Bastard. He had a heartwarming post about his Granny teaching him about food and it rang some bells in my brain, additional ones that is, and made me remember an old gent from my youth.

Scott W. McKendree of Klamath Falls, Oregon, was a business partner of my Dad's. He was in his '60s back in the mid-1950s so I'm sure it's OK to talk about him now without him coming after me.

Mr. McKendree was an outdoorsman and kind of a Gyro Gearloose who invented and marketed things, except that unlike Gyro, his stuff actually worked. One of his masterpieces was the McKendree Duck Picker (I paid $2 for mine at a garage sale). See his ad in the Sep '55 Popular Mechanics.

He was a gruff old curmudgeon, probably one of my role models as I think back on it, but he was very nice to me. He took me fishing when I was about 11 years old at the beautiful Lake of the Woods in Oregon. He taught me to tie everything to the boat so in case it turned over you wouldn't lose anything.

While we were out on the lake, the boat quit moving even though the outboard motor was running. The thing had lost its prop. Mr. McKendree rowed us to the boat dock (no power in an 11-year-old or he'da had me do it, I think) and bought a prop.

Now, he had a Johnson and the store at the dock sold Evinrude, or vice versa (Mox nix, they're one and the same today under Bombardier. Damn Canucks!). He installed the prop, fired 'er up and the boat took off backwards. The one brand of motor counter-rotated from the other.

I think it was faster to just run backwards than to try and run the motor in reverse and go forward, but in any case we finished our day of fishing. The kokanee were delicious!

Note: Kokanee are either salmon or trout or something else entirely depending on region and who you talk to. These were light brown fish that looked like and were about the same size as a stream trout. Boating them was a good fight for an 11-year-old.

One final stop on this trip down memory lane.

My Dad told me this exactly once and no one dared ask Mr. McKendree about it.

Mr. McKendree's father was murdered, shot to death, in some cattlemen versus sheepmen dispute in the early 20th century. The man who did it was later found shot to death, and the gunman was never caught. Rumor had it that Mr. McKendree avenged his father's death but nobody ever pursued it. Oregon isn't generally thought of as the Old West, but it sure as shit was. Still is.

I know how to pick my role models, huh?

The Conservative Constitution of the United States

Subtitle: Wingnuts' Wet Dream.

David Cole in WaPo.

We, the Real Americans, in order to form a more God-Fearing Union, establish Justice as we see it, Defeat Health-Care Reform, and Preserve and Protect our Property, our Guns and our Right Not to Pay Taxes, do ordain and establish this Conservative Constitution for the United States of Real America.

Article II. No person except a natural-born Citizen who can produce video, photographic or eyewitness evidence of birth in a non-island American State shall be eligible to the Office of President.

The President shall faithfully execute the laws, except when, as Commander in Chief, he decides he'd really rather not.

AMENDMENTS

1. Congress shall make no law abridging the Freedom of Speech, except where citizens desecrate the Flag of the United States; respecting an establishment of Religion, except to support Christian schools, religious apparitions in food products and the display of crosses and creches in public places; or abridging the free exercise of Religion, except to block the construction of mosques in sensitive areas as determined by Florida Pastors or the Fox News Channel.
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12. No one may be required to do anything He or She does not want to do. Ever.

"Top Ten Little-Known Facts About John Boehner"

From January 6, 2011


From CBS.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

One of my favorites.

From Swiss TV 1991


Emmylou Harris ~ Leaving Louisiana

Thanks to 1000Magicians, UK.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Shopping Day

Gotta head ta The Big City fer supplies and breakfast.

Besides the pain, we're in fer two years of comedy gold so I'll leave ya with this:


From CBS via BuzzFlash.

And the hits ...

Just keep on coming. Can't you all just let us kill ourselves in peace?

In the days after Great Neck Village trustees banned smoking on sidewalks in the commercial district, Mayor Ralph J. Kreitzman fielded dozens of congratulatory messages.

Among those calling or sending e-mails Thursday were representatives of some other Long Island communities.

"None have said 'We're going to follow in your footsteps,' but a number of people, including mayors, have complimented us," Kreitzman said.

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Thank god my shitbag town doesn't have sidewalks. Un-fucking-believable ...

In some municipalities, I'm not allowed to smoke, in my own car, if there's a kid in it at the time. Hold on to the roof rack real tight, Junior.

So how long ...

Do you think the Republicans will put up with this?

WASHINGTON — Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates said Thursday that the nation’s "extreme fiscal duress" now required him to call for cuts in the size of the Army and Marine Corps, reversing the significant growth in military spending that followed the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

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Their "constituents" in the Military Industrial Complex will make sure full funding is restored tout suite. We have to go to war with Iran eventually; how can you cut the defense budget?

And that's why ...

America will sink farther and farther into Third World toilet-hood:

It doesn't matter what's happened over the past 30 years, there's absolutely nothing which can kill the media narrative of fiscally responsible Republicans.


As long as the Republicans have someone to blame for whatever financial mess they create, they will be "fiscally responsible". As long as the public buys into the "taxes = bad things" meme, the Republicans will be able to pull their shenanigans on their corporate patrons' behalf.

Just like last time ...

There are streets in Brooklyn and Queens that are still covered with snow and they're expecting 3" - 6" today. Good luck with that:

Some snow is headed to the New York City area starting tomorrow, and this is what Mayor Bloomberg had to say: "You can rest assured we’re going to go out there just like we did the last time. The public has a right to expect us to clean the streets and that’s exactly what we’re going to do." Um, thanks but no thanks? And where's the suggestion to see shows on Broadway?!


"Just like we did the last time" means NYC will be paralyzed for a week again. It's time to kidnap Gordon's "Berm Fairy". Heh ...

I wonder ...

How surprised "Superman's" family will be when they have to identify him in the local morgue:

AN elite band of superhero crime fighters have started patrolling a city in a bid to rid the streets of tyranny.

The band of do-gooders — decked out in the obligatory comic-book costumes — roam in search of injustice and intervene at the first opportunity.

The group's crusading antics perfectly mimic the hilarious campaign of a disgruntled school pupil in 2010 film Kick-Ass who decides to become a masked superhero.

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Idiots. Grow the fuck up. Only in America. Hope them suits (reminds me of the Halloween Parade in Greenwich Village) are bullet-proof. It would work here in NYC; the crooks would laugh themselves to incapacitation and incontinence.

And then there's ...

The "walking through the front door fee":

Banks, in an attempt to wring more revenue out of customer accounts, are conjuring up new ways to raise fees on basic products like debit cards, cash machines and checking accounts.

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Bend over, here it comes again.

Thanks to Chris for the link.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Ya can't make this shit up...

Birther Interrupts House Reading Of Constitution, Yells 'Help Us Jesus' (VIDEO)

O Lord, stop this pain in my...sides.

Law of the land

LATimes editorial:

On Thursday, the Constitution of the United States in its entirety will be read aloud in the House of Representatives, courtesy of the new Republican majority. The temptation, to which we succumb, is to regard the reading as a symbolic sop to the " tea party," whose adherents carry around pocket-sized copies of the Constitution.

Probably unopened. Like their Bibles. They don't need, or perhaps are afraid, to read them - they know what they want them to say.

Even so, there's no harm in a public reading of it. We only hope that those in the audience, whether tea partyers or their supporters in Congress, are willing to listen to the complete document. If they do, they'll find some of their small-government preconceptions challenged.

Their minds are made up and will not be swayed by facts or truth or reality.

Tea partyers and sympathetic representatives also should pay attention to language in Article 1 granting Congress the authority to enact "all laws which shall be necessary and proper" for executing its enumerated powers, including the right to regulate interstate commerce. We don't expect the mere recitation of this language to convert opponents of healthcare reform to the idea that an individual mandate is constitutional. But they might at least recognize that the Constitution gives Congress sweeping authority over commerce — more sweeping, perhaps, than they like.

Finally, we hope ears are pricked when the reader declaims Article VI, which declares: "This Constitution, and the laws of the United States which shall be made in pursuance thereof … shall be the supreme law of the land; and the judges in every state shall be bound thereby, anything in the Constitution or laws of any state to the contrary notwithstanding." It is impossible to reconcile this language with the belief, popular among some tea partyers, that America is a loose confederation of sovereign states.

Along with ordering the marathon reading of the Constitution, the Republicans will require that every piece of legislation refer to the part of the Constitution from which it derives its authority. If members pay close attention to the reading, they'll realize that's a pretty easy task.

Except for things they and their corporate masters don't like.

John Boehner's Big Gavel Is Flaccid

I guess my theme today is "Boehnin' on down". El Rude-o chimes in:

So the demonstrably unstable Speaker of the House, John Boehner, took his new position from Nancy Pelosi by requesting a comically large gavel. Overcompensating to the hilt, he held his surrogate penis aloft and made a speech that left the Rude Pundit wondering a few things.

[...] In other words, of course, what if Democrats acted like Republicans did during the last time the "people" voted for a monumental shift in power way back in, you know, 2008? (Note: Democrats won't do it because Fox "news" will be mean to them.)

FOXPAC will be mean to them whether they do or don't. Note to Dems: Do. Fat chance.

[...] And here's a funny one: why does it seem there will be no amendments allowed on the health care reform repeal? Is it because everyone knows the vote is just a symbolic act of worthless protest that they just want to get over with as soon as possible? A waste of time, money, and energy in order to toss a bone to the new teabagger representatives? (Hint: Yes.)

Snowball, meet Hell.

[...] So why is one of the first things Republicans are doing is crawfishing away from one of the pledge's planks on cutting spending? Is it because the whole "Pledge" bullshit was just a way of hoodwinking teabaggers into voting for the GOP and now having to actually act on it is going to prove impossible? (Hint: Yes.)

So, cool, the shiny, new House opens with a series of lies and hypocrisies, with the craven traditional Republicans trying to keep the lid on the just-elected nutzoids so they don't fuck up 2012. As for Boehner, he walked out of today's boring-ass reading of the Constitution to have a press conference. And there's all you need to know about how very serious these serious new people are in their symbolic gestures. A giant, novelty gavel, after all, is just a giant, novelty gavel.

A giant novelty penis would have been much closer to what the Repugs wish to do for to the "will of the people".

Headline of the Day

Why Is Jeff Sessions Blocking A Child Sex Trafficking Bill?

Because he's an ignorant fucking obstructionist right-wing asshole is why.

Constitutional Lessons For the New Congress

From Laura Flanders at GRITtv (video):

It might seem amusing for government officials to read a government document as proof that government is the problem, but instead of laughing, people of the progressive bent might do better to read along.

While that people's democracy of Adams and Jefferson is still a work in progress, Republican legislators don't own the Constitution. In fact, they should be held accountable to it: “We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare...” Oh my! All that talk of of Common, General, and "We the People" -- don't tell Glenn Beck --it sounds like a front for socialism.

Shit, reality sounds like socialism to Miss Becky.

Right-Wingers Claim Muslim Brotherhood Has Infiltrated CPAC

The title of this post should have been "Liquid Alert!". Sorry...

TPMMuckraker

The right-wing site World Net Daily and conservative columnist Frank Gaffney came up with a new reason this week to hate the Conservative Political Action Conference, arguing that it has been infiltrated by the Muslim Brotherhood thanks to Grover Norquist, the Republican group Muslims For America, and Ex-Bush staffer Suhail Khan.

Too bad it's not true. It could only improve CPAC, bring it more to the center.

Gaffney has been a go-to shariah "expert" on the right for some time -- he even testified against a proposed mosque project in Murfreesboro, TN, and then said on CNN that the purpose of mosques "is to destroy western civilization from within."

"Every one of his assertions is completely untrue," Khan said, adding that Gaffney "doesn't want to let a few silly facts in the way of good story."

Khan also described how Gaffney has "become completely marginalized in the conservative movement," and describes the article as a "tempter tantrum given that he is being ignored."

Gaffney ignored? Too bad that's not true either. He gets on TV all he time and not just FOXPAC.

The one thing I agree with him on is that we both hate Grover Norquist, but Gaffney thinks Norquist's too far left.

Gaffney's the wingnut whackjob of which there's no whackjobier. The clown is so far right, he's on his own left. World Net Daily is a good place for him. One round can get 'em all.

The Crying Shame of John Boehner

Go read Matt Taibbi on John Bœhner:

The Democrats have plenty of creatures like Boehner. But in the new Speaker of the House, the Republicans own the perfect archetype — the quintessential example of the kind of glad-handing, double-talking, K Street toady who has dominated the politics of both parties for decades. In sports, we talk about athletes who are the "total package," and that term comes close to describing Boehner's talent for perpetuating our corrupt and debt-addled status quo: He's a five-tool insider who can lie, cheat, steal, play golf, change his mind on command and do anything else his lobbyist buddies and campaign contributors require of him to get the job done.

Others in Washington see Boehner not so much as a bloodless partisan but as a clueless yutz, one who rose to power through a combination of accidents and bureaucratic inertia. "He's just sort of like, 'Oh, how did I get here?'" says one Democratic aide. "I think of him sort of as a big Saint Bernard to [new Republican Majority Leader] Eric Cantor's yapping Chihuahua." Boehner is the butt of a lot of jokes around the Hill, with his wino eyes, perennial Crayola-orange tan and phallic surname providing even members of his own party with endless comic material. (George Bush, famous for giving colleagues nicknames, called Boehner "Boner.") His pseudo-acceptance speech on the night in November when Republicans retook the House was brilliant clown theater, a Wayne's World version of a right-wing political rally. At the very moment when millions of GOP voters were celebrating their ouster of the great socialist enemy Obama in the name of patriotism and liberty, Boehner was tearing up over what an awesome job he had finally scored for himself.

Boehner, in short, has for most of his career been a Bush Republican, i.e., a corporate schmoozer and a remorseless spender of taxpayer money for whom the notion of small government is just something to say when the cameras are on, or when the public money in question might go to poor people or immigrants or other such unlikely golfers. This was a fine way to be during the 2000s, back when America was still unfucked enough to enjoy a phony real estate boom and launch recreational wars of conquest in the Middle East — but in this new decade, post-Bush and post-crash, there is serious doubt on the Hill that a reflexive favor-churner like Boehner will be able to keep delivering Republican votes to lavish taxpayer money on his industry pals. Money is simply too tight now, and people are too pissed off.

Things are different now. America is so broke, there's no longer really any money in the Treasury to give away — the job of overseeing corporate handouts that used to belong to the leaders of Congress has now moved to the Federal Reserve, which itself is so broke that it has to invent dollars out of thin air before it can give them away to influential billionaires. This leaves congressional leaders with nothing to do but their ostensible jobs — i.e., fixing the country's actual problems — and few of the current leaders have any experience with that, Boehner being a prime example. The new speaker represents an increasingly endangered class of Beltway jobholders who know how to raise money and get elected, but not much beyond that. He now finds himself the party's last line of defense against millions of angry voters who, for the first time in recent memory, are at least attempting to watch what Congress is up to. The tee times are over.

A teachable moment ...

If the Rethugs were capable of learning, something might rub off:

The new Republican majority has ordered that the United States Constitution be read on the floor of the House of Representatives on Thursday, the day after new lawmakers are sworn in. Congressional historians say they believe this has been done only twice before.

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But, in the end, it'll probably be just a whole lotta hot air.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The great impending OMG of 2011

If it's Wednesday, it's Morford looking back at 2010.

It was, to my slippery and wayward mind, one of the wonkiest, wobbliest, most sputteringly interesting years in ages, full of sound and fury and shrill, insufferable conservatism signifying nothing, but in a way that makes it seem like, you know, everything.

Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens was killed in a plane crash. Dick Cheney still refused to die from another heart attack. A leathery hunk of confused hate named Terry Jones didn't burn the Koran outside a rancid little "church" somewhere in Florida, but not before he got the attention of the president himself, which is bizarre and disorienting in a way that makes you sort of cringe. And then shrug, sigh and move the hell on.

We have a name for this whipsaw socioemotional glop in journalism. It's the same one they use in fiction, in poetry, in TV, in skywriting and greeting cards, call-in radio and cave paintings, Facebook status updates and homoerotic text messages sent from Gucci-clad Atlanta pastors to young boys in heat.

We call it storytelling.

[...] Still, pan far enough out, it's all just a spectacularly vain extravaganza. Just ask the graveyard.

Much, much more. Do not deny yourself. Go read.

Question of the Day

Daily Mail, UK

Transatlantic passenger plane forced to make emergency landing... because the pilot spilled his coffee all over the instruments

What, a big expensive piece of gear like a 777 doesn't come with goddam cup holders?!!!. Yeesh, what a ripoff.

Headline of the Day

Rep. Darrell Issa: "I Will Investigate Why I Like to Fuck Penguins"

Teabaggers to denounce Founding Fathers...

...when they finally find out that the Constitution does not say what they want it to.


From YubaNet.

Naval Gazing


From YubaNet.


Word reaches me from my unimpeachable sources in the enlisted men's head in the Pentagon that Captain Honors will be allowed to retire as planned. He will spend the intervening two years issuing volleyballs at NAF Adak which was BRAC'd 14 years ago.

Just a thought ...

After having just watched John Boner Boehner getting sworn in and his subsequent speech. That is the friendliest you'll see Orangina toward the Dems for the next two years. You know he cried afterward because his hardon was cramped against his zipper.

The Ol' Gunny Waffle Stomps His Pecker

Raw Story, with video.

The foul-mouthed, hard-nosed drill instructor made famous by Stanley Kubrick's classic war film "Full Metal Jacket" ruffled some feathers early last month for commenting at a charity event that President Barack Obama wants "to bring this country to its knees" and institute "socialism."

His proposed solution: "Rise up" and "stop this administration" from "destroying this country."

Now, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman -- the character which has carried the career of R. Lee Ermey -- is doing the unthinkable: apologizing.

This one hurt me to the core. I liked Ermey. He's made a career out of portraying an over-the-top caricature of an old-time Marine Gunnery Sergeant. It's not a true representation by any means, but old Marines like me just fuckin' love it.

He's not a real Gunny either. He was medically retired as a Staff Sergeant after a crate fell out of a helicopter on him, or something like that, in Vietnam. He holds an honorary rank of GySgt conferred on him by the Marine Corps largely because he's gung ho on the Corps' behalf. That's good. In my day Gunnies were cool, Staff Sergeants were all pricks. Besides, the rank of Gunny has a mythology and cachet about it that no other rank has. It's part of the tribal lore of the Corps.

This time he stepped on his dick with lies and calumny towards the Commander-in-Chief while wearing a uniform he's only actually entitled to wear while playing a role. He's no more an active duty Marine than I am.

Good thing, too. What he said is in clear violation of Article 89, possibly shoehornable into Article 88 since a Gunny is an officer in a non-commissioned status, maybe even Article 94 for the 'rise up' crack, of the Uniform Code of Military Justice which us old servicemen were all too familiar with. Active duty personnel do not have the civil rights and freedom of speech that us civilians do. If Ermey was a real Marine instead of just playing one on TV, he'da gotten rid of a few stripes and maybe got some brig time. McChrystal got sacked for saying a lot less and he was a fucking General.

There's an absolutely hilarious great line in several articles in the UCMJ - "penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense". Ya done stuck it in the woodchipper this time, Gunny.

I'm glad he walked his ignorant lying wingnut comment back a little ways, but the damage is done. Ignorant gullible wingers fall for those talking points like nobody's business.

Ermey didn't make his remarks on behalf of GEICO for whom he's a spokesman, but that's where I'm going to hit back the best I can. My GEICO auto insurance expires in March. I'm going with Progressive (who insure my bike) and I will make damn sure GEICO knows why.

Quote of the Day

Ralph Nader in a letter to the NYT that ought to be to the media in general:

...have your public editor look into why flagrant, often bigoted right-wingers are given so much time and space compared with fact-based progressive leaders committed to the “equality and welfare” that your editorial espouses.

At High Noon ...

The crazy begins. Put on your tinfoil hats and prepare for 2 fucked up years:

What are we to make of the fact that two of the top priorities for the 112th Congress, convening for the first time today, involve an irrelevant charade and an irresponsible threat?

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Yet even Obama, the Commander-in-Compromise, must understand the difference between bargaining for a mixed deal and meeting halfway between responsibility and total, deranged lunacy.

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Ya think? See my first post of the morning.

See yas ...

And don't let it hit ya in the ass:

Glenn Beck may be one of the hottest talk show hosts in the country, but he apparently left New York's WOR cold.

WOR (710 AM), one of the city's two biggest talk radio stations, said this morning it is dropping Beck's syndicated show as of Jan. 17 and replacing him with a familiar New York name: Mike Gallagher.

"The reason is ratings," said WOR program director Scott Lakefield. "Somewhat to our surprise, the show wasn't getting what we wanted."

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I'd like to thank my conservative neighbors for coming to their senses ... partially.

Great thanks to our pal Comrade Misfit for bringing the good news.

Sometimes I wonder ...

What the fuck is wrong with this guy:

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During a surprise visit to the press cabin aboard Air Force One on his way back from his vacation in Hawaii, Obama said he hopes to build on the progress made during last month's lame-duck session.

"My hope is that John Boehner and Mitch McConnell will realize that there will be plenty of time to campaign for 2012 in 2012. And that our job this year is to make sure that we build on recovery," Obama said.

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I'm just praying he's not that naive. If he is, it's gonna be a long two years.

Update:

Exactly.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Mystery Explained

Birds are falling outta the sky in Arkansas and Louisiana. Is it the end times? Pollution? A hailstorm? The answer is in an old country song (1:36) and it's no coincidence that it's happening in the nether regions south. That region is covered in bird droppings anyway:

My Uncle Bill
Has a still on the hill
Where he runs off a gallon or two
The buzzards in the sky
Get so drunk they can't fly
On that good old mountain dew

It's obvious to me: Obama is having ATF swat 'em for snortin' untaxed whiskey fumes! And maybe the FAA for doin' it in US airspace without getting groped first. Damn socialist...

It's that time ...

Much as I love my wife (more than anything in the whole wide world), she can be a nosy broad. That, and, after 20-odd years of being together, she knows, just by looking at me, when I'm hiding something or have a secret. Now, normally that's not a problem because I don't have secrets from her. When it does become a problem is when I'm trying to surprise her with something (a birthday gift or something like that).

So, it's that time of year when we start putting our vacation schedule together. We had booked a cruise last year when we we in the Baltic, a transatlantic on Holland America Line's Eurodam for the end of August this year. After the big anniversary celebration in the Baltic, followed by a crossing on Queen Mary 2, we only planned to do one cruise this year (that and our friends Chris and Terry from Wales are coming to stay with us for a week over July 4th). We sat down this weekend, took a few hours, and planned all our shore excursions so we could make the reservations before they sold out. All done and we impressed ourselves we got it done without much arguing. Heh ...

All that said, Happy Birthday, baby.

Leading conservatives call for Obama to back terrorist group

Yeah, they'd love that. As soon as Obama did that, all of a sudden they'd call it a terrorist group instead of an 'opposition' group.

Raw Story

A group of prominent Republicans may have actually committed a crime last month when they traveled to Paris to speak to an Iranian opposition group that the US has deemed to be terrorists.

As far as I 'm concerned, Repugs commit a crime by getting up in the morning.

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, former Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, former national security adviser Fran Townsend and former Attorney General Michael Mukasey all attended a forum organized by supporters of Mujaheddin-e Khalq (MEK).

The MEK is a communist group that helped Saddam Hussein carry out attacks against Iraq's Shiite population in the 1990s. The group attacked Americans in Iran in the 1980s and helped with the 1979 takeover of the US embassy in Tehran.

Giuliani and the former Bush officials, however, sided with the group due to their opposition to the current Iranian regime.

Go read the rest. Giuliani's a fuckin' idiot.

Nothing new really. We've sided with many criminal/terrorist outfits over the years and helped install and maintain them in power. Iran may be the best example and we've done it over everything from bananas to oil to promising to be on our side during the Cold War (which means accept our money instead of theirs).

Now they're doing it because Iran wants to be the top dog in the Middle East and is talking back and talkin' smack.

If I was in charge, I would simply tell Iran to go ahead and make their nukes, and if they ever use 'em in a first strike the rest of the nations with nukes will turn their whole goddam country into a self-lighting glass-surfaced parking lot by the close of the business day. I would like that to apply to any nuke country that uses nukes first on any other.

After that promise, I'd arrange a Time-On-Target* fireworks display over Tehran, really high up so it could be seen from a long way off, from all the nuclear powers. It would simply spell out in various languages something like "We can do this for real" or "This won't be as pretty next time".

*TOT: artillery fired from various locations and distances and timed to arrive on the target simultaneously.

"The Force is strong in that one."

I have referred to President Obama as a 'Stealth Ninja Jedi'. The world is catching up and I am alone no longer. This is pretty funny. Via Raw Story:

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We don't need ...

No stinking regulation:

The natural gas boom gripping parts of the U.S. has a nasty byproduct: wastewater so salty, and so polluted with metals like barium and strontium, that most states require drillers to get rid of the stuff by injecting it down shafts thousands of feet deep.

Not in Pennsylvania, one of the states at the center of the gas rush.

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Free-market! No big government! USA! USA!

The day I believe the claims of corporations that their operations pose no risk to the general public is the day I buy that pretty brick bridge over the East River. I'm sick and tired of governments applying regulations after the fact. Can we once have regulations in place before the public health is threatened?

Great thanks to our pal Montag for the link.

Hopefully ...

I'll be on a beach somewhere, lying in the sun, with a stiff drink in my hand. Christ:

Harold Camping lets out a hearty chuckle when he considers the people who believe the world will end in 2012.

"That date has not one stitch of biblical authority," Camping says from the Oakland office where he runs Family Radio, an evangelical station that reaches listeners around the world. "It's like a fairy tale."

The real date for the end of times, he says, is in 2011.

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The Republican-controlled House of Representatives begins "work" tomorrow. Just warming you up for the crazy. Heh ...

Monday, January 3, 2011

Navy Probes

Navy probes racy onboard videos by carrier chief

Harrumph! Where were the lewd videos when I was in a carrier and they could have done some good? Oh, that's right, we didn't have 'videos' in those days. We had a TV studio and receivers throughout the ship so we coulda had live action. But there weren't any women on ships in those days. The terms "Navy probes" and the ship's motto of "Swift and Bold" take on a whole different meaning, the visual of which is disturbing...

Never mind.

Suicide Is Painless*

*Theme from M*A*S*H

From the 'Incompetent Establishment' dept. at Think Progress, with video:

On ABC’s This Week, conservative columnist George Will responded to Republican opposition to raising the national debt ceiling and the threat it poses to the fiscal solvency of the nation:

I know of no other developed nation that has a debt ceiling. This is a purely recurring symbolic vote to make people feel good by voting against it.

The trouble is it’s suicidal if you should happen to miscalculate and have all kinds of people voting against it as a symbolic vote and turn out to be a majority. Because if the United States defaults on its sovereign debt, the markets will be — well, it will be stimulating.

For once he's right.

Will’s analysis echoed remarks made earlier by Austan Goolsbee, chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers, on ABC’s This Week. “The debt ceiling is not something to toy with,” stated Goolsbee. “If we get to the point where you’ve damaged the full faith and credit of the United States, that would be the first default in history caused purely by insanity.” [...]

I almost wish the teabaggers can manage not raising the debt ceiling. See the post just below this one. It will be unpleasant, but it will be the end of them.

Bush tax cuts and the decline of U.S. as a serious world power

Excerpt from a commentary at McClatchy:

No country can be great if its citizens are unwilling to pay for it. No country will remain great if it neglects the health and education of those citizens who lack lobbyists. The tax cuts may have assured the President’s reelection, but they also ensure America will grow more separate and unequal, not unlike the proverbial banana republics. As a result the U.S. will slowly slip from the leader of the First World to an honorary member of the Third, unless Americans stop believing their exceptionalism stems only from their virtue and requires no sacrifice.

To quote Heinlein: TANSTAAFL. We'll find out, and wonder how "they" let it happen.

Headline of the Day

Legal Schnauzer

The Scnauz is an Alabama lawyer who's on Rove like stink on shit in the wake of the Siegelman case.

The Rove/Assange Story Hits the International Press in Sweden

Contains a Google translation from the Swedish. I left him a comment, remains to be seen if it gets 'moderated' in or out.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Ivory Coast's President Refuses to Step Down Despite Losing Election
On advice from five U.S. Supreme Court justices.

Every Obama District Court Nominee Opposed by All GOP Senators on Judiciary Committee Was Person of Color
Due to remarkable coincidence.

For those ...

Not wanting to get up and go to work this morning, check out this little guy. It'll either motivate you or send you back to bed. Heh ...



I've gotta head up to the shop this morning to service the Mrs. car and take care of some errands I've been putting off since Christmas. See yas later ...

Sunday, January 2, 2011

The only photo of me'n Fixer known to exist

Disaster in our wake, but leading the pack!



From Cars 2, video.

Winter Wonderland ...

Speaking of my little town, my cousin sent* me these pics the other day. The top pic is the Old Church, built in the 1700s, and the cemetery behind. The bottom pic is the original chapel for the town, built in 1215. The kids in the pic are my little niece Amalie and one of her rugrat friends.





*The reason she sent them is because I was bitching to her about our snowstorm the other day.

Crazy people ...

Drunk or crazy, I never got the Polar Bears. We ain't the only ones (the local chapter takes a dip off Coney Island in Brooklyn on New Year's) with a corner on the crazy market. Our European cousins are just as nuts (video at the link).

What did you do on the first day of 2011?

Well, whatever it was, you would certainly have needed some Dutch courage to join 10,000 or so swimmers near the Hague in the Netherlands.

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And, of course, leave it to the Germans to go hard core:

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But this year’s award for daring has to go to Germany where even the brass monkeys were wincing when Berlin bathers took a New Year’s Day dip. Apparently, it is good for the health.


Es ist Gesund!* The little town I come from in Germany is a "spa town". They use, in their bathing pools, water directly from a mountain spring. I've experienced it in the summer and I would swear it was just above freezing. Took a week for my testicles to descend again. Heh ...

*It is healthy!