Published on Mar 19, 2015
From their Sessions At West 54th St. appearance.
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Monday, March 16, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Florida Bans Use of Phrase “Climate Change”
May also ban “shark attack,” “sinkhole,” “citrus disease.” “pythons in Everglades,” “declining popularity of golf.”
Mars Once Entirely Covered by Water
Passed law banning use of the term “climate change.”
More News Stories Written by Algorithms
Editorials, too.
Poll: Fox News Named “Most Trusted” News Network
In survey of attendees at “Get Rich Quick” seminar.
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Something a little different. She has a body of work like no other and deserves every award she gets.
Published on Mar 10, 2015
"The Polar Music Prize 2015 is awarded to the artist Emmylou Harris from Birmingham, Alabama. No one in the history of popular music has harmonised like Emmylou Harris. For five decades she has embellished other artists' recordings by adding vocal parts that did not exist in the melodies. But it is as an artist in her own right that she has made the greatest contribution. The music of Emmylou Harris contains the history and topography of the entire American continent. Her voice follows the contours of the American landscape, from the highest peaks to the endless prairie. Weather, soil and colour, it can all be perceived in her music. As she sings in one of the best of her own compositions, she is a red dirt girl from a red dirt town. Emmylou Harris has also used her position as a musician to work for feminism, animal rights and the care of people affected by war. Emmylou Harris makes the world bigger and smaller, more valuable and more beautiful."
Footage courtesy of Nonesuch Records from the 2014 Wrecking Ball deluxe edition CD+DVD
Thanks to Polar Music Prize.
Monday, March 9, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
John McCain, Lindsey Graham Never Use Email
Pay way too much for meds and wear overpriced Rolexes.
“Sharknado 3” to Feature Mark Cuban, Ann Coulter as President, Vice-President
Turns concept of tornado filled with sharks into something reasonable by comparison.
Ringling Bros. to Stop Using Elephants in Circus
Move called “job killer” by clowns with shovels.
On Island in Southern Japan, Cats Outnumber Humans by 6 to 1
Island's main industry is producing YouTube videos.
Saturday, March 7, 2015
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Emmylou Harris & Daniel Lanois
With JIMI HENDRIX's "May This Be Love" AKA-- Waterfall
Recorded Live at the historic Wiltern Theatre
In Los Angeles on 4/3/14
The day after her 67th birthday
Thanks to blakityblake.
Monday, March 2, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
New Jersey Suddenly Settles $9 Billion Suit With Exxon for Just $250 Million
After Governor and future Exxon board member Chris Christie steps in to help.
Scott Walker: I'll Deal With ISIS Just Like I Dealt With Unions
By cutting off their pensions.
Study Finds Alcohol Most Dangerous, Marijuana Least Dangerous Recreational Drug
Calls for stiff penalties for anyone found in possession of half a gram of beer.
Pope Canonizes Junipero Serra, Who Converted, Imprisoned, Flogged Native AmericansGee, they left out "Enslaved" and "Murdered". Damn liberal media!
Part of church's “tough love” program.
Saturday, February 28, 2015
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on Feb 18, 2015
"Pancho and Lefty" is a song written by country singer and songwriter Townes Van Zandt. Often considered his "most enduring and well-known song," Van Zandt first recorded it for his 1972 album, The Late Great Townes Van Zandt. Emmylou Harris then covered the song for her 1977 album, Luxury Liner. Also in 1977, Hoyt Axton recorded it on his album Snowblind Friend. The song became a number one country hit in 1983 when Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson adopted it as the title track of their duet album Pancho & Lefty. Steve Earle performs the song on his 2009 album Townes, which consists of songs written by van Zandt, Earle's friend and mentor. Members of the Western Writers of America chose it as one of the Top 100 Western songs of all time.
Thanks to Schlagerfabrikken.
Monday, February 23, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Jeb Bush: “I Am My Own Man” on Foreign Policy
Although, he admits, invading Iraq does run in the family.
Reason Pot Gives People the Munchies: Cannabinoids Activate Pro-Opiomelanocortin Neurons
Pro-opiomelanocortin neurons are the main ingredient in Cheetos.
Hell Freezes Over
Recent arrivals able to walk across River Styx.
Baseball to Speed Up Play This Year
But plan to call it “Baseball on Steroids” has been shelved.
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Monday, February 16, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Wisconsin Gov. Walker Dodges Question About Evolution
But cops to Earth going around the sun.
Netflix Launches $7.99 a Month Service in Cuba
Hoping Cubans will want to pay one third of their monthly income to binge-watch “House of Cards.”
More Than 202,000 People Have Applied For One-Way Ticket to Mars
Most of them to get out of jury duty.
Drone That Intercepts Other Drones Undergoes Testing
By Wham-O.
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Monday, February 9, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Calls Renewed for Release of Withheld Parts of Investigation Linking Saudis With 9/11
Now that we have enough oil.
Rand Paul Gets His Measles Vaccination
Develops autism.
Two Thirds of Americans Dissatisfied With Wealth Distribution
Includes richest .1%, who want more.
Study: Conservatives Die Sooner Than Liberals
Usually from gout.
Saturday, February 7, 2015
Monday, February 2, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Koch Brothers to Spend $900 Million on 2016 Campaign
While expecting nothing more in return than control of all three branches of the government.
Indiana Gov. Pence Decides Against Establishing State-Run News Outlet
Internment camps, martial law still on the table.
Most People, Including 51% Of Republicans, Want Action On Climate Change
Even those who think it's a hoax want action.
Alabama School Suggests Kids Hurl Canned Goods at IntrudersThe stupid, it burns...
Nothing stops a homicidal maniac with an AK-47 like Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup.
Saturday, January 31, 2015
Monday, January 26, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
IOWA: GOP HOPEFULS MAKE EARLY APPEARANCE AT NO CHANCE SUMMIT
Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Rick Perry, Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie, Dr. Ben Carson, Newt Gingrich all speak at event held for candidates with no chance of being nominated.
New Saudi King Promises Continuity
Harems, floggings, beheadings will continue.
1 in 4 Americans Believe God Will Decide Super Bowl
He decided two months ago and is just waiting to see the spread.
Study: Planet in Danger Zone After Crossing Four of Nine Environmental Boundaries
It's too hot, too wet, too dirty and too loud.
Saturday, January 24, 2015
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on Jan 18, 2015
Originally recorded by Fat City for their 1972 LP Welcome To Fat City and then by
Starland Vocal Band for their 1977 LP
From her 4-disc/1 DVD album Songbird.
Thanks to starlandandmore69.
Monday, January 19, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Birthers, truthers, climate change deniers, Creationists, Originalists, fundamentalists, white supremacists confer at GOP retreat
OBAMA SEEKS TAX HIKE ON WEALTHY TO PAY FOR CUT TO MIDDLE CLASS
Or, as conservatives call it, grounds for impeachment.
Man Arrested for Wanting To Blow Up Capitol
Got idea from House Republicans.
Supreme Court to Rule on Same-Sex Marriage
Will decide if gays have same rights as corporations.
Plummeting Price of Oil a Catastrophe for Russia
President Putin forced to sell his Super Bowl ring.
Saturday, January 17, 2015
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Study: New York safer without cops
Jobs Rise, Wages Fall in December
Translation: more people have lousy jobs.
Magic Mushrooms Found in Queen Elizabeth's Garden
“I don't know nothin',” says the Queen.
NCAA to Assist Players' Families With Travel Expenses to Championship Game
And hope families keep mouths shut regarding billions players bring in while getting paid nothing.
REMINDER
You're just one embarrassing blunder away from being an Internet sensation.
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
I remember seeing Rose Maddox on Town Hall Party back in the '50's. I met her once, at the Father's Day Bluegrass Festival.
John Jorgensen was also in The Desert Rose Band.
John Jorgensen was also in The Desert Rose Band.
Emmylou Harris believes Maddox has never received the recognition she deserves, in part because of what Harris calls a reluctance in American society to celebrate the value of white country and roots music.[11] Dolly Parton also credits Maddox as an early influence.[12] Laura Cantrell's song "California Rose" was written in memory of Maddox.
Thanks to Rare Tracks.
Monday, January 5, 2015
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
114th Congress Begins Work This WeekWhew! That's a relief...
First order of business: table everything until the 115th Congress.
Dozens of New State Laws Go Into Effect
In some states you can now openly carry a gun at your higher minimum wage job while smoking a reefer.
Preparing to Run, Jeb Bush Resigns From All Board MembershipsTemporary resignations, I'm sure. He can sign back up after Hillary kicks his ass.
Also Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, membership at Spearmint Rhino gentlemen’s club.
HarperCollins Omits Israel in Atlases Sold in Middle East
Atlases sold in Israel omit every surrounding country.
Saturday, January 3, 2015
Monday, December 29, 2014
Oh. the irony...
Ironic Times
Related: Regulations for Pissing on Cheney’s Grave Announced
Happy New Year!
New York Times Calls for Prosecution of Dick CheneyThen we'll do lunch...
With a thorough trial, a fair decision and a speedy execution.
Related: Regulations for Pissing on Cheney’s Grave Announced
Dish Network Drops Fox News
Now Dish subscribers will never find out what really happened in Benghazi.
Starting Next Year, Dutch Bankers Must Swear to Uphold Banker's “Hippocratic Oath”
Or get jobs in U.S.
Happy New Year!
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Friday, December 26, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Oops. Ironic Times
SONY HIT BY NEO -NAZI HACKERS
Studio pulls several Three Stooges shorts
from syndication.
Amazon Unveils Prime Now, Promising One-Hour Delivery
In case of fire, you can have fire extinguisher delivered before fire department arrives.
Robot Flies to Germany as Airline Passenger
Complains of delays, inadequate legroom, rude service; will return by ship.
Kim Jong Un Surrounded by An Adoring Crowd
Everyone hoping to get close enough to grab a piece of his sandwich.
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Monday, December 15, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
I guess they enjoy watching millionaires scramble each other's brains. I'm sure that's fun but I'd rather watch Wall Streeters do the perp walk.
$1.1 TRILLION SPENDING BILL RIDDLED WITH RIDERS
Public may be surprised to learn it's now legal to deduct the entire cost of a yacht as “flood insurance.”
Following Release of Scathing Senate Report on CIA Torture, Accountability for Those Responsible Unlikely
Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld “too prominent to fail.”
Only 64% Still Believe in American Dream
American dream defined as a good job, a happy family, a house in the suburbs with a two-car garage and a meth lab in the basement.
Football's Popularity Declines Among More Educated, More Liberal
Still popular with dumb conservatives.
I guess they enjoy watching millionaires scramble each other's brains. I'm sure that's fun but I'd rather watch Wall Streeters do the perp walk.
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on Dec 10, 2014
Emmylou Harris (born April 2, 1947 in Birmingham, Alabama) is an American singer-songwriter and musician. She has released many chart-topping albums and singles over the course of her career, and has won 12 Grammys and numerous other awards.
In addition to her work as a solo artist and bandleader, both as an interpreter of other composers' works and as a singer-songwriter, she is a sought-after backing vocalist and duet partner, working with numerous other artists including Gram Parsons, The Band, Linda Ronstadt, Roy Orbison, Dolly Parton, Mark Knopfler, Guy Clark, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, Rodney Crowell, and Neil Young.
Ya don't say!
I have finally managed to rid myself of the Christmas spirit after 69 of them but 'tis the season and I like the music.
Thanks to CHRISTMASjoy365.
Monday, December 8, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Republicans Anxious to Reform Tax Structure
Poor have had it “too good for too long.”
Report: More Pakistanis Choosing ISIS Over Al Qaeda
Say it's like when they left Myspace for Facebook.
Pizza Hut Testing Menu That Tracks Eye Movements to Determine What You Want
“Subconscious Menu” can instantly detect that you're craving a club sandwich, onion rings and the waitress's ass.
28 Editors at New Republic Resign in Protest After Top Two Fired
And name changed to New Oligarchy.
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
As much as I enjoy her live performances of this, nothing can beat her recording of it. Good slide show.
Published on Dec 2, 2014
Emmylou Harris from her 1977 release, "Luxury Liner". I've read that this is her album with the most sales still. "Poncho & Lefty" by Townes Van Zandt has been a favorite for years. Enjoy!
Thanks to MyMoppet52.
Monday, December 1, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
79% of Americans Think Country Being “Run by a Few Big Interests Looking Out for Themselves”
Remaining 21% clueless.
In U.S., More Payday Lenders Than McDonald's
Another American success story.
Poll: 42% Identify Themselves As Independent
Though half secretly admit to being conservative, other half liberal.
After Disappointing Season, New York Mets Move Fences InNow that's funny!
Fans love it when outfielders crash into fence.
Friday, November 28, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging ...
... will be delayed a day or so. I'm away from home and don't effing feel like it. :-)
Monday, November 24, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
PRESIDENT OBAMA PARDONS TURKEY
Republicans livid at his abuse of executive power.
Republicans: We're Not Scientists
Scientists: we're not Republicans.
Study: Average Student Takes One Bite of Healthy Lunch, Then Tosses Rest Away
Which starving teachers quickly scoop up and eat.
??? ~ News Quiz ~ ???
Republicans are debating how to respond to Obama’s Executive Action on Immigration. As of today, the leading option is:
A ) Have meeting of Congressional caucus where differences can be settled by fisticuffs.
B ) Work out reasonable compromise plan, start negotiating with Democrats.
C ) Pass bipartisan bill already passed by the Senate.
D ) Stall, bluster, pontificate, grandstand, whine, and run out the clock.
Hint: also bloviate, sound off, rant, rage, bully, and harangue.
Saturday, November 22, 2014
Monday, November 17, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Congressional Republicans Oppose Obama's Climate Deal With China on Principle
The principle being if Obama is for it, they're against it.
Mormon Church Officially Acknowledges Joseph Smith Had Up to 40 Wives
Says he was faithful to all of them.
World Cup Scandal Report Accuses Top FIFA Officials of Massive Corruption
Or, in FIFA officials' summation of report, clears them of any wrongdoing.
NY’s Police Commissioner Bratton Says City Will No Longer Arrest for Possession of Small Amounts
Of oregano.
Saturday, November 15, 2014
Saturday, November 8, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
chieftains & emmylou harris - lambs on the green hills [nashville sessions 2002] kieransirishmusic
Thanks to kieran owens.
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Related:
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Scary clowns expected to take control of the Senate
Related:
MOST AMERICANS EXPECTED TO EXERCISE THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
By not voting.
126 Nations Sign Pact to Prevent Tax Evasion
Holdouts: How-Can-We-Help-You-Evade Switzerland, United States of Fawning-Servants-of-the 1% America.
Jeb Bush Said to Be Seriously Considering Running for President
“Dad Liked Me Best” bumper stickers already appearing.
Car Safety Testers Switching to Obese Crash-Test Dummies
Being marketed as “American Size” crash-test dummies.
Saturday, November 1, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on Oct 26, 2014
[2014][Ⓐⓝⓝⓤⓐⓛ Ⓜⓤⓢⓘⓒ Ⓜⓐⓢⓣⓔⓡⓢ tribute to The Everly Brothers]
Whatevs. Heh.
Thanks to dahliacorona.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Oh. the irony...
Ironic Times
GOP Fears Executive Action on Immigration Right Before Election
Believe Obama will grant millions instant voting rights, high-paying jobs in administration.
McDonald's Earnings Down 30%, Coca-Cola Down 14%
Funeral industry down 28%.
Investigation: Thousands of U.of North Carolina Athletes Given Phony Grades
In lieu of simply paying them for their services.
Upcoming Midterm Elections Called “Most Critical” of Last 50 Years
Americans must choose between “total gridock” and “near total gridlock.”
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Emmylou Harris performs a live version of "One Of These Days" with the help of the Marty Stuart Band.
Thanks to AlsoTakenAlso, UK.
Monday, October 20, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
From the Latest Headlines crawl:
From the Latest Headlines crawl:
...Ebola being treated for Benghazi-like symptoms...
SUPREME COURT ALLOWS NEW TEXAS VOTER ID LAW TO TAKE EFFECTFraudulent votes = Votes for Democrats
Should prevent 600,000 fraudulent votes from being cast, say proponents.
Court Overturns Arkansas Voter ID Law as Unconstitutional
Requiring “attractive” photo deemed discriminatory.
Report: U.S. Waited a Decade To Reveal Evidence of Chemical Weapons in Iraq
Took that long to erase “Made in USA” stencils.
Doctors: Google Glass an Addiction, Worse Withdrawal Symptoms Than Alcohol
Surprised by finding, Google ramps up production.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on Oct 5, 2014
In this outtake, Willie Nelson is joined by Emmylou Harris and Lyle Lovett for the classic "Pancho & Lefty." Watch Willie, Emmylou and Lyle in ACL Celebrates 40 Years on October 3rd on PBS!
Thanks to AustinCityLimitsTV.
Monday, October 13, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Potter's followers have done a lot less damage.
Kim Jong Un, Not Seen in Public Lately, May Be Dead
Or binge-watching all fifty seasons of “Doctor Who.”
Queen Elizabeth Makes Michael Bloomberg Honorary Knight, Angelina Jolie Honorary Dame
Donald Trump Honorary Putz.
32% of Americans Worry About EbolaRelated, from the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Among viewers of Fox News: 98%
Ebola panic due to end day after election
Book: Jesus Probably Never Existed, A Purely Fictional Character Created by Later Writers
Sort of like Harry Potter.
Potter's followers have done a lot less damage.
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on Oct 9, 2014
Kern River - Emmylou Harris - 2014 Hardly Strictly Bluegrass
Thanks to grablife.
Monday, October 6, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Kim Jong Un Reportedly Ill From Eating Too Much Emmenthal Cheese
Since story broke he's received thousands of wedges of Emmenthal cheese from well-wishers all over globe.
New York Realtors: Too Many Luxury Apartments
Not enough Russian oligarchs.
Restaurant for Cats and Dogs Opens in Amsterdam
So far, dogs bigger tippers.
Three Presidents Gather
Nos. 42, 45 and 51.
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Friday, October 3, 2014
Oh, the irony
I was out of town over the last weekend and forgot to do anything.
Ironic Times
Heh.
Ironic Times
Scientists Manipulate Brain Switch That Controls Ability to Make Decisions Based on Past Experience
Research funded by casino moguls, conservative think tanks.
Report: Billionaires Holding On to More of Their Money
Saving it for rainy day when angry mobs with pitchforks approach.
ESPN, With $15 Billion NFL Contract, Suspends Commentator Who Called NFL Commissioner a Liar
And orders his vocal cords severed.
Wikipedia Corrects Sen. McConnell's Entry Which Was Edited to Say He's a Turtle
It's changed to say “he looks like a turtle.”
Heh.
Monday, September 22, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Cartographers Without Borders arrive in Iraq
Texas Gov. Perry: Terrorists Have Already Entered Country Through Southern Border
At this very moment they could be cleaning your hotel room.
Study Shows Liberals, Conservatives, Smell Different, Each Prefers Same-Smelling Partner for Sex, Romance
Lone exception: James Carville, Mary Matalin.
Texas Court Upholds Right to Take Upskirt Pictures
“If God didn't want us to take upskirt pictures he wouldn't have given us cameras, mirrors and panties.”
Urban Outfitters Slammed for Selling Blood-Stained Kent State SweatshirtYes.
“Too soon?” asks outgoing product manager.
Saturday, September 20, 2014
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Toothless Hicks Agree: We Love Obamacare, Wish a White Man Had Signed It
El Rude-o
No good deed by Democrats goes self-unpunished.
So the New York Times interviewed people in Kentucky who have taken advantage of one part or another of the Affordable Care Act, especially the expansion of Medicaid. Robin Evans, a 49 year-old with high blood pressure and Graves' disease, is just "tickled to death" to have insurance coverage, which she had gone without for years. Of course, she's gonna vote Mitch McConnell out of office since he has made it his mission to repeal the ACA. Said Evans, "Born and raised Republican...I ain’t planning on changing now."
Sorry, what now?
That's right. The backwards ass country fucks who have benefited the most, the hillbillies who are such stereotypes that Pappy Yokum would feel ashamed, don't give a pile of horse shit that it was Democrats and Barack Obama who made it possible for them to live, purely and simply. They don't like the President. And if you don't think his race has nothing to do with it, then you have never been to Kentucky.
But the Rude Pundit can't help but think that Democrats have no one to blame but themselves here. For months, they bought into the Republican lies that the ACA was going to be a huge failure and didn't defend it when it needed defending the most. So even though Gov. Steven Beshear was a huge advocate, many Democrats allowed the narrative to be set by Fox "news" and by the goddamned cowards in our own party.
So here we are, at what should be a triumphant moment, and, instead, we get to watch the very people Democrats wanted to help spit on them and then go complain about Benghazi or the IRS or whatever other spoon-fed bullshit distracts them from reality.
No good deed by Democrats goes self-unpunished.
Monday, September 15, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Robust Military Response to ISIS Demanded
By military contractors.
Fracking Boom in Midwest Turning Into Another California Gold Rush
Earthquakes included.
L.A. Times Corrects Report That Number of College-Educated People Increased 68% From 2006 to 2012, When Increase Was In Fact Only 33%
We’re even less well-educated than we previously imagined we were.
GM to Introduce Hands-Free, Foot-Free Cadillac in 2017
Will be sold first in Miami Beach, where many drivers can't reach steering wheel or foot pedals.
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Monday, September 8, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Minutemen Name Anti-Illegal Immigration Plan “Operation Normandy”
They'll station hundreds of Minutemen at border, just like at Normandy, when brave Nazis fought off illegal American troops.
Majority of ConservativeDon't Like Soccer
Fear it leads to socialized medicine.
99% of Comments to FCC Favor Net Neutrality
Only one percent favor using their immense wealth and political clout to oust any FCC commissioner who votes for it.
Largest Dinosaur Ever Discovered
Dreadnoughtus Schrani weighed 65 tons, ate voraciously, and decomposed into enough petroleum to drive a Chevy Suburban from Chicago to Detroit.
Saturday, September 6, 2014
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Koch brothers meet on Sept. 9 to decide midterm elections
Dangerous Methane Discovered Seeping Up From Ocean Floor Off East CoastNOOOOOOO!!!!!
Most climate scientists, after analyzing findings, agree it's time to move to the West Coast.
The New York Times Comes Out for Legalizing Marijuana
Says it makes reading The New York Times way less boring.
New App Tracks a Product's Corporate Political Donations
Turns out all your basic necessities are made by people trying to kill you.
“No Phone” is Just That!
Looks like a smartphone, but it's really just a piece of plastic you can hold and talk to, as if it were a phone, and you had friends, and a life, and you weren't miserable. $19.95, at Desperation Hardware.
Saturday, August 30, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on Aug 23, 2014
Emmylou Harris and The Milk Carton Kids from the album "Look Again To The Wind: Johnny Cash's Bitter Tears Revisited".
Thanks to utuB1967.
Monday, August 25, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Poll: English Oppose Shared Currency With an Independent ScotlandNow that made me laugh. Heh.
“It's not like they spend any of it,” says one Englishman.
One Third of American Adults In FBI's Criminal Database
If you've never been convicted of a crime, signed a petition, or have a name similar to someone who has, you can relax.
Study: IQ Tests Show Recent Downward TrendDoubleplusungood...
Mensa opens door to people who just sound smart.
Burning Man OpensNever been to that, don't have to. The crazy comes to me. They race through my town to get there, stagger back through here to get home.
Silicon Valley closes.
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Oh, the irony...
I forgot they were back from hiatus yesterday. My bad, sorry.
Ironic Times
From "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Ironic Times
From "Latest Headlines" crawl:
.....House Republicans accused of dragging their knuckles.....
Disputed Recount Continues To Roil Afghanistan
Each candidate claims he lost, other guy has to run country.
Metropolitan Opera Demanding Union Accept Salary Cuts of 17%
Unions on picket lines singing Slaves' Chorus from Verdi's Nabucco.
Hole in Siberia Finally Explained
After hundreds of former Putin adversaries climb out of it and tell their story.
Report: DARPA Developing Laser-Guided “Smart” Bullet
It can determine guilt or innocence in mid-flight.
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
One of my favorite Gram Parsons tunes.
Published on Aug 10, 2014
Emmylou Harris and Rodney Crowell along with the Glory Band perform a live version of the Gram Parsons song "Return Of Th Grievous Angel" from a show in Aug 2014.
Thanks to AlsoTakenAlso, UK.
Saturday, August 9, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Thanks to glenn1075.
The full concert at Lincoln Center, August 6, 2014.
Streamed live on Aug 6, 2014
Longtime musical friends Harris and Crowell perform classics and new gems. Robert Ellis, a rising master of country song, opens.
Thanks to LincolnCenterVideos.
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Hallelujah For The Palin Party!
I think this is a splendid idea! The more the conservative vote gets hived off, the better for the nation!
Here's a vid of the new party's first convention! Subtitled for your convenience.
GOP lawmaker calls on Sarah Palin to lead new party to replace Republicans
Here's a vid of the new party's first convention! Subtitled for your convenience.
Thanks to Sal Puro.
Saturday, August 2, 2014
Must-Read Headline of the Day
This is the best post I've read about one of the multiple paths the GOP is taking to oblivion/suicide/irrelevance, and believe you me I've read a lot of them. Far too many good quotes to choose from. Just go...
John Boehner's Monster: How Irrational Racist Hatred For Obama Will Destroy The GOP
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
I love this song! I sing it in the shower. Now, Emmylou can do no wrong but I change one word - to "...smokin' OUTTA Texas with the hammer down...". The wiser choice of actions, I think.
Thanks to Bert van der Waal van Dijk.
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Quote of the Day
From "This is your brain on racism: Inside the mind of modern bigotry". Good article, quite long.
Karl Marx once quipped that “violence is the midwife of every old society pregnant with a new one.” Just as surely, however, prejudice is the midwife of violence.
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Uploaded on Jun 16, 2009Early 1990s. With The Nash Ramblers in Atlanta at The Fox Theater.
Thanks to bluegrassrootstv.
Monday, July 21, 2014
"Those who do not learn the lessons of history ... yada, yada ..."
Latinos Encounter a New ‘Grapes of Wrath’ Situation in CaliforniaSeventy-five years ago in The Grapes of Wrath, his classic 1939 Great Depression novel, John Steinbeck depicted a similar confrontation between Californians and down-and-out arrivals to their state. The difference is that in Steinbeck’s book the targets of widespread anger were not immigrants. They were migrants from the Dust Bowl of the South and Southwest who had come to California when drought made their lives as farmers impossible.“What happens when they come here with diseases and can overrun our schools? How much is this costing us?” a Murrieta protester was quoted as asking the town’s mayor this month.In The Grapes of Wrath Steinbeck has an angry Californian use almost identical language to say of the Dust Bowl migrants, “They bring diseases, they’re filthy. We can’t have them in the schools. They’re strangers.”
It's not they didn't learn the lessons of history, it's that they don't know or care about history. It's all me-me-me to the anti-Latino Teatard crowd.
Oh, the irony...
DEAR READER: Ironic Times is on hiatus. We will return on August 18th. Please enjoy this Special Edition featuring material from the first six months of the year. — The Editors
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Monday, July 14, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
GOP Eyes Bill to Allow Denying Citizens Right to Vote
If denial based on religious beliefs.
Man in Horse Head Shakes Obama's Hand
Other end of horse says he should be impeached.
U.S. Drops to 46th in World Press Freedom Index
You may have read about this in Romania, which placed 45th.
Wal-Mart Very Sorry for Selling Nazi “Work Makes You Free” Poster
But the lampshades are still selling well.
GOP Eyes Bill to Allow Denying Citizens Right to Vote
If denial based on religious beliefs.
Man in Horse Head Shakes Obama's Hand
Other end of horse says he should be impeached.
U.S. Drops to 46th in World Press Freedom Index
You may have read about this in Romania, which placed 45th.
Wal-Mart Very Sorry for Selling Nazi “Work Makes You Free” Poster
But the lampshades are still selling well.
??? - News Quiz - ???
| The number of vets from Iraq and Afghanistan in the Disability Program: | |
| A ) | Is nowhere near the number from Vietnam, Korea, and World War Two. |
| B ) | Is a small fraction of the number from Vietnam, Korea, and World War Two. |
| C ) | Nearly equals the number from Vietnam, Korea, and World War Two. |
| Hint: But that’s only because wounded soldiers used to die on the battlefield, but now they survive and need medical care for the rest of their lives. | |
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on Jul 10, 2014
Emmylou Harris & Rodney Crowell performing "Pancho and Lefty" at Music City Roots Live From The Factory on 7.09.2014
Thanks to Music City Roots.
Two of my favorite tunes so y'all get a twofer.
Monday, July 7, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
2016 Presidential Race: Romney Ahead So Far With Republicans
Edging out McCain, Dole, Stassen.
EU to Start Counting Drug, Gambling, Sex Transactions as Part of GDP
Instantly transforming current “stagnant economy” into “robust era of prosperity and growth.”
Marijuana Food Trucks Begin Operating in Washington State
Drive up one street, down next playing “Everybody Must Get Stoned.”
Conservatives Outfit Trucks to Spew Black Smoke in Protest of Obama, Environmentalists
Next week will protest Clean Water Act by peeing in a reservoir.
Saturday, July 5, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on Jun 29, 2014Lonely Street by Emmylou Harris - from 1989 - her haunting rendition of the song that was a top 10 hit record for the late Andy Williams in 1959
Thanks to Nipster songs1.
Monday, June 30, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
BENGHAZI TERROR SUSPECT AHMED ABU KHATALLAH PLEADS NOT GUILTYIssa would cream his jeans. Heh.
Claims it was all Hillary's fault.
Confusing Alliances in Iraq
We've joined forces with our former enemies to fight our current enemies who are fighting our former allies who are fighting our current allies who became our allies before we became their enemies.
Female Mormon Activist Excommunicated from ChurchLucky you...
Husband: “I'm ok with that, I have plenty of other wives.”
Pope Excommunicates Mafia
But says they can continue to pick up the garbage.
Saturday, June 28, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Not much info on this performance. The Adrienne Arsht Center is in Miami-Dade FL.
Thanks to arshtcenter.
Monday, June 23, 2014
"You Can't Teach A Pig To Sing"
Today appears to be "Old Fart Monday".
...the right embraces ignorance because it's what gets them elected.
Thanks to oldfartrants.
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
China Announces New Crackdown on Press
Things improve immediately, says Beijing Times.
U.S. Denies It's Trying to Get Rid of Maliki
In fact, we just sent him a box of Havana cigars.
A "blast from the past", so to speak...
New Stonehenge Theory: Huge Rocks Were Played Like Instruments
Those who played them became, of course, huge rock stars.
Groooooan...
GM Adds 3.16 Million Vehicles To Recall List
Look, if you drive something they made, any model, any year, just bring the damn thing down to the dealership.
China Announces New Crackdown on Press
Things improve immediately, says Beijing Times.
U.S. Denies It's Trying to Get Rid of Maliki
In fact, we just sent him a box of Havana cigars.
A "blast from the past", so to speak...
New Stonehenge Theory: Huge Rocks Were Played Like Instruments
Those who played them became, of course, huge rock stars.
Groooooan...
GM Adds 3.16 Million Vehicles To Recall List
Look, if you drive something they made, any model, any year, just bring the damn thing down to the dealership.
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Dick Cheney, Iraq and the ghosts of Vietnam
Very good article at Salon.
It will not come until the last person who remembers Vietnam in their own lifetime is gone. Hell, WWI isn't over and they are gone, so maybe never. Please read the rest.
Cheney and his neocon cabal want to go back to Iraq – but they're really fighting Vietnam all over again
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What all those people shared, I believe, was the conscious or unconscious belief that a foreign war with a plausible-sounding excuse, and one that ended with a clean victory, would be good for America and might restore the sense of national unity and purpose we putatively lost in the ’60s. If it sounds insane to contemplate ordering the deaths of thousands of people as a form of national therapy, you’re beginning to understand the true costs of PVSD, as well as the infantile and solipsistic character of American patriotism. If we see that today in its most diseased form with the renewed warmongering of Cheney, Feith, Kristol et al., the responsible-grownup version is still with us as well, in the pro-imperal windbaggery of Niall Ferguson or in Robert Kagan’s recent New Republic essay arguing that America should reassert itself as the dominant global superpower, despite the obvious fact that we’re broke, politically paralyzed and lack the stomach for any further overseas debacles.
The Iraq war was specifically conceived as antidote to Vietnam – as a brief, low-intensity, high-impact military victory that would make us feel better about ourselves. Ultimately it became a distorted replica or parody of Vietnam instead, a set of familiar mistakes in a new setting. It was shockingly expensive, grotesquely mismanaged and politically divisive, and its biggest success lay in unifying and empowering a nationalist opposition and turning the civilian population of the invaded country against us. There was widespread surprise that it didn’t work; Cheney, Rumsfeld and their allies have more or less continued to insist that it did work and we just haven’t noticed.
We can debate whether Cheney and his neocon brain trust really believed their own moronic-utopian domino theory about bombing the entire Arab-Muslim world into a set of pseudo-democratic American satellite nations “floating on a sea of oil” (in Paul Wolfowitz’s phrase). I guess somebody must have believed it, but I see that as pure ideological superstructure out of the Leo Strauss playbook, or in plain English as hokum designed to draw the suckers into the tent. That prospect was about as realistic as all the virgins in Paradise that are promised to jihadist suicide bombers, or the Soviet leadership’s pronouncements that one day pure communism would conquer the earth and the state would wither away.
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We know who the dark wizard is who cast that spell, but it’s the rest of us who granted him his power. Dick Cheney yearns to fight the Iraq war over again – or fight another and another in Iran or Syria or somewhere else – in the vain hope that things will turn out differently, America’s virility will be restored and his legacy redeemed. That’s not going to happen; rancher togs or not, the Cheney of 2014 is an old and broken man with a fading constituency. But that’s small comfort to the rest of us, not to mention the people of Iraq. He destroyed their nation, bankrupted ours and did his damnedest to transmit the toxic effects of Vietnam to a new generation. One day we’ll be free of that past, presumably, but that day has not com
It will not come until the last person who remembers Vietnam in their own lifetime is gone. Hell, WWI isn't over and they are gone, so maybe never. Please read the rest.
A little Saturday bluegrass
This one goes out to bearsense. One of my favorite bands at the Father's Day Bluegrass Festival last weekend in Grass Valley CA at the other end of my county. Enjoy.
Thanks to Staninec.
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Something a little different. From 1975.
Published on June 15, 2014
Story by Allan Harris and Don Brookins from WOKR-TV13 in Rochester. She and her band came to town and decided to play some softball. She was very warm and welcoming to our cameras.
Thanks to Rochester Broadcasting.
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Absolutely Nothing
Jim Wright unloads big time on the perps who started the Iraq clusterfuck who are popping out from under their rocks now that their chickens are coming home to roost, and elaborates on the question "What were we fighting for?" which is answered in the title of his piece. Definitely a 'must read' from a pissed-off Veteran.
There is nothing I could possibly add to that.
They had no idea what we were fighting for, those saber-rattling Chicken Hawks, the cowardly connected wealthy weasels who’d managed to avoid serving in their own war, who kept their children out of uniform, but just couldn’t wait to send us into one of their own making. They sent us off with parades and marching bands and cheering crowds … and brought the bodies home in secret, hidden away from the TV cameras and the public.
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McCain stirred from the yellow fog of his bamboo cage and proclaimed in his best Old Man Yelling At Clouds voice, “We won Iraq! Obama lost it!”
Really Johnny Walnuts? Tell me, what did we win? And what have we lost? Please be specific, because I’d really like to know.
We no more “won” Iraq than McCain’s own father “won” Vietnam.
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You sons of bitches one and all, you simpering capering madmen, this time at least have the courage to face the cameras, to look into America’s eyes, and tell them that their sons and daughters will be dying because you John McCain, because you Mitt Romney, because you Dick Cheney, because you Donald Rumsfeld, because you George W. Bush you lying bastard, because you conservatives hate Barack Obama…and for no other reason.
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I’ll tell you what, let’s go back to Iraq.
Oh, yes, let us do that.
I’ll dig out my uniform and strap on my pistol and gird up my sword and ride into battle yet again.
Just so long as Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coulter, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage, Paul Ryan, Sarah Palin, Rick Perry, and every single one of those powdered, Botoxed talking heads at Fox News are in the vanguard. That’s right, you cowards, you put on a uniform and you lead the charge this time around. The Koch brothers and Mitt Romney can pay for it, every goddamned penny, we’ll bleed them until they’re dry and then we’ll pull the gold fillings from their teeth to pay for it right along with the rest of their Wall Street cronies. You fuckers got rich off the last one, you can damned well pay for this one. And when you run out of money, we’ll take your blood, fair’s fair.
Strap John McCain into the cockpit of an A-4 Skyhawk and let him fly air cover.
If he gets himself shot down and taken prisoner again, well, you know what? Fuck him, leave him to the enemy because frankly his hate and bile and raging insanity have done more damage to this country than Bowe Bergdahl ever did.
The terrorists can keep him.
There is nothing I could possibly add to that.
Monday, June 16, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
AMERICANS TOLD TO EVACUATE EMBASSY IN BAGHDAD
It should go something like this (above).
House Majority Leader Cantor Loses Primary to Tea Party Candidate
Voters found his anti-immigration, anti-Obamacare, anti-tax, anti-regulation record too progressive.
World Cup Begins
Americans glued to their TVs, tablets, smartphones, watching anything but.
Heh.
AMERICANS TOLD TO EVACUATE EMBASSY IN BAGHDAD
It should go something like this (above).
House Majority Leader Cantor Loses Primary to Tea Party Candidate
Voters found his anti-immigration, anti-Obamacare, anti-tax, anti-regulation record too progressive.
World Cup Begins
Americans glued to their TVs, tablets, smartphones, watching anything but.
Heh.
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Alex Jones is a false flag
Raw Story. A 'must read' that esplains a lot about the tinfoil hat loonies in the wake of the 10-minute-revolution/murder spree in Las Vegas.
Go.
You might think that Jerad and Amanda Miller were a couple of murderous right wingers who killed a couple of cops and a bystander before killing themselves in a Las Vegas Walmart.
You sheeple need to wake up.
Alex Jones nailed it yesterday when he told off the White House-controlled media that this was, in fact, another “false flag” operation, and, as any second-grader could tell you, the target of this mind-control operation was none other than Alex Jones himself.
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It couldn’t be simpler. Back in 2012, Jerad Miller married Amanda Woodruff in Lafayette, Indiana because the chemtrails over that fair town had triggered the preprogramming in their brains which MK-Ultra operatives had implanted years earlier.
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Everything was in place. The Clark County Sheriff’s Office claims that on Sunday, the couple went into a Cici’s pizza restaurant and committed an unspeakable act, offing two cops at point-blank range. (Note the symbolism that would not be missed by the globalists funding the government’s sham operation — “CiCi’s”= “CC,” clearly evoking Chelsea Clinton, which would be reported in the media and would in turn trigger other cells to begin their operations elsewhere.)
Not only was this operation clearly an elaborate setup to smear Jones, with the liberal media dutifully attacking Jones seemingly within minutes of the attacks, but it was almost comically easy to spot as a “false flag.”
In fact, we expect patriots will soon conclude that this event never actually happened at all, and Jerad and Amanda Miller are having a good laugh, along with the two cops they supposedly killed but who of course never existed. The sheriff’s office says the killings were caught on videotape, and we can only laugh that they expect us to take their CGI wizardry seriously (not that we’ll ever get to see the tape. Which of course never existed in the first place).
These false flag attacks by the government are getting so numerous and so easy to spot, you have to wonder why the globalists keep trying the same thing, over and over, all in an attempt to besmirch Alex Jones and take your guns away. Seriously, it didn’t work the first 100 times, and the MK Ultra Masonic International Bankers should just stop trying.
But let us tell you just how far the globalists will go to destroy freedom-loving Americans.
Go.
Monday, June 9, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
DEMONSTRATORS MOCK G7 LEADERS MEETING IN BRUSSELS
Not shown: demonstrators.
Seattle Raises Minimum Wage to $15 an Hour
To keep pace with rising pot prices.
CIA Opens Twitter Account
Already has 6.3 billion followers.
Texas Republicans Support “Restorative Therapy” for Gays
Reject “restorative therapy” for bigots.
Secret Service Developing Software That Detects Sarcasm in Social Media
“I'm sure they'll build a perfect system,” tweets one Silicon Valley wag.
Not shown: demonstrators.
Seattle Raises Minimum Wage to $15 an Hour
To keep pace with rising pot prices.
CIA Opens Twitter Account
Already has 6.3 billion followers.
Texas Republicans Support “Restorative Therapy” for Gays
Reject “restorative therapy” for bigots.
Secret Service Developing Software That Detects Sarcasm in Social Media
“I'm sure they'll build a perfect system,” tweets one Silicon Valley wag.
Saturday, June 7, 2014
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Published on May 24, 2014Emmylou Harris plays Pancho and Lefty at Brighton Dome on 23 May 2014
Thanks to justix55.
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
How to live wretched and small
Mark Morford on the wretched and small among us.
Ruled by a made-up bi-polar skydaddy is pretty wretched...
Much more.
You can cling to musty dogma, to strict, outdated codes of conduct and belief, all dictated by very scared, very dead old men who lived many hundreds of years ago and in such a state of abject misunderstanding of the world, and God, and sex, and women, and love, and spirit, and life itself, they might as well have written a big, terrible book about it.Oh wait, they did. Here is the Bible, a numbingly tedious tome written (and re-re-rewritten) by multiple paranoid power-mongers obsessed with genealogy, real estate, women, weird curses, genitalia, shellfish, the blood of sacrificial animals and how to appease a schizophrenic deity who loves you like sunshine one day and covers your body in painful, oozing boils the next.
Ruled by a made-up bi-polar skydaddy is pretty wretched...
Much more.
Monday, June 2, 2014
"Holes In The Boat"
Old Fart Rants about the "I'm not a scientist" school of climate change denying politicians.
So how about this - since they're not doctors, how about they stop telling women what they're allowed to do with their own bodies? Since they're not nutritionists, how about they stop sticking their noses into what food children should be served at school? Since they're not professors, how about they keep their noses out of what should be taught in schools. Since they're not financial planners, how about they stop trying to kill Social Security and Medicare? Since they're not soldiers, how about they keep their noses out of problems at the VA? I could go on, but you catch my drift.
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We need to throw every one of these knuckle dragging idiots, assholes, and oligarch boot lickers overboard in November, and never ever allow them back on the boat ever again - maybe then we can get somewhere before it's too late and the boat sinks.
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Far Right Tea Party-Like Groups Gaining Power Across EuropeWhat goes around, comes around...
Want return to simpler, more tranquil times of August, 1914.
Poll: Americans More Worried About Global Warming Than About Climate Change
More worried about Armageddon than Apocalypse.
FTC: Data Brokers Know More About Us Than Relatives Do
That's precisely the way we want it.
Study: 4% of Those on Death Row Likely InnocentGrrrrr...
“Not too bad,” say prosecutors.
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Neil deGrasse Tyson vs. the right: “Cosmos,” Christians, and the battle for American science
Salon
There's a lot more to read in this piece and video too.
Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory" described religion perfectly as "Pre-enlightenment mythology" and I won't even try to improve on that.
The real reason conservatives are freaking out about Neil deGrasse Tyson: He's laying bare their worst hypocrisiesHe's doing a fine job of it and it's about fucking time.
The religious right has been freaking out about Neil deGrasse Tyson’s “Cosmos” for what feels like an eternity. And, while the theological complaints seem laughable for their rancor and predictability, it’s time we thought harder about what they represent, because the Christian right’s “Cosmos” agita actually indicates a far deeper problem in religious conservatism — the selective acceptance of Enlightenment values. Religious conservatives have selectively adopted the legacy of liberal Enlightenment, from free speech to science, and jettisoned it when it does not suit their narrow ideological aims.Tiny brains, tiny aims.
The scientific consensus about global warming must be untrue, because, as Dr. Innes writes in “Left, Right and Christ,” the world is “not a glass ornament that we might accidentally destroy … we are not capable of destroying it, whether by nuclear weapons or carbon emissions.” [...]He's right. We will not destroy the Earth. The sun will do that in about 5 billion years. We can, however, destroy life on earth as we know it.
There's a lot more to read in this piece and video too.
Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory" described religion perfectly as "Pre-enlightenment mythology" and I won't even try to improve on that.
"This is a country now at war with itself"
Charlie Pierce on the proliferation of gun violence.
I like guns. I own guns. Shooting is a skill I learned in the Marine Corps. Shooting is fun. I pray to all the goddam gods that I never have to use one against another human being.
This is a country at war with itself because its ruling elite is too cowed, or too well-bribed, or too cowardly to recognize that there are people who are getting rich arming both sides, because the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, so you make sure that it's easy for the bad guys to get guns in order to make millions selling the guns to the good guys. This is a dynamic not unfamiliar to the people in countries where brushfire conflicts and civil wars are kept alive because distant people are making a buck off them. In Africa, war is made over diamonds and rare earths. In South America, war is made over cocaine. Here, for any number of reasons - because Adam Lanza went crazy or because Elliot Rodger couldn't get laid - and the only constant in all those wars is the fact somebody gets rich arming both sides.Go read it if you want to. It makes me sick. And angry.
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It is a guerrilla war, fought on darkened streets against children in hoodies brandishing Skittles, against children in cars who play their music too loudly, against evanescent fears and the ghosts born of ancient prejudice and cultivated dread. Its battles are sudden but, sadly, no longer surprising. The whole country is the battleground now because cynical people have made it so. Our movie theaters are our Wheatfields, our Peach Orchards, or our Bloody Lanes. A quiet college campus is the Hornet's Nest. An elementary school is Cemetery Ridge. Those are the killing zones. The enemy, we are told, is everywhere, and nowhere. This is the country that Wayne LaPierre, that malignant profiteer, talks about when he says, as he did at a conservative conference last spring:
Wayne LaPierre gets paid when his masters sell guns to the bad guys. Wayne LaPierre gets paid when his masters sell guns to the good guys because of the guns he's already arranged to sell to the bad guys. Wayne LaPierre is the strange white man in the Congo who knows where he can get you some AK's. He's the shadowy fellow in the coffee shop in Kabul who knows where RPG's can be had, cheap. He's the well-dressed, silken-voiced operator, sipping his tea on a cool and breezy veranda outside of Bogota, who smiles at you and shows you on the map where you can pick up your order, because it is time once again for you to make war and him to make money. His look is the smooth and shiny black of the vulture's feathers. He feasts on the carrion of nations.Shorter: It's always about the Benjamins.
So that is Memorial Day this year, in a country in which its citizens are encouraged to make war on each other because not enough people care enough to stop it. There are more flowers in more places and there is no peace in sight, because we have chosen as a country to slake our appetite for it with blood. The dead are not honored in this war. Only the instrumentality of their murder is, god help us all.
I like guns. I own guns. Shooting is a skill I learned in the Marine Corps. Shooting is fun. I pray to all the goddam gods that I never have to use one against another human being.
Monday, May 26, 2014
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Same Republicans Outraged Over Treatment of Veterans Filibustered Against Better Health Care for Veterans in FebruaryNo memory loss - when the Veterans cease to be profit generators for the war profiteers and become overhead, it's time to cut back. It's just business. Grrrrrr...
Including treatment for memory loss.
Report: Climate Change Could Sink Statue of LibertySome irony is simply too horrid to contemplate.
Suggests moving it to Kansas.
AT&T to Buy DirecTV for $48 Billion
It's the perfect synergy of massive layoffs and world domination.
Austrian Bearded Drag Queen Wins Eurovision Song ContestNow that's funny!
With her stirring rendition of “I'm My Own Grandpa.”
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