Monday, August 14, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Charlottesville: Trump Blames “Many Sides” for Violence
Dems, media, Morning Joe, Comey, Hillary, Rosie O'Donnell.
Latest Polls Show Trump Losing Support of His Base
Less than 50% of angry, ignorant, drunk white men now think he's doing a good job.
Security High for “Nuclear Football”
Shown: highly trained military aide entrusted with keeping it, at all times, away from the President.
Dow Soars as Companies Buy Back Own Stock, Artificially Inflate Price, Increase CEO Bonuses
Experts say this can continue forever with no downside.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on May 3, 2017
This performance at the Ryman Auditorium on 2 May 2017 celebrating the 25th anniversary of the album Emmylou Harris & the Nash Ramblers At The Ryman https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_th... and celebrating the 125th anniversary of the Ryman https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryman....

The Nash Ramblers are Sam Bush (fiddle & mandolin), Larry Atamanuik (drums), Al Perkins (banjo & resonator guitar), John Randall Stewart (guitar), and Byron House for the late Roy Huskey Jr. (bass).

"Guitar Town" is a song written by Steve Earle; it was the title cut on his 1986 album which reached no. 1 on the country charts.

Enjoy this video and look for the PBS special (long live PBS!) on 5 August 2017,

Thanks to LJ Simon.

Monday, August 7, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Top White House Domestic Policy Adviser Angrily Disputes Poem on Statue of Liberty
And don't get him started on the Gettysburg Address.
Study: Heavier People Assumed To Be Americans
Thinner people assumed to be subversive aliens out to destroy our way of life.
Administration Looking Into Discrimination Against Whites in Universities
Also wants to tackle discrimination against blacks in the NBA.
Paris Awarded 2024 Olympics, Los Angeles 2028 Olympics
2032 Summer Olympics go to North Pole, 2032 Winter Olympics given to Jamaica.

Monday, July 31, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

China's Foxconn to Build Giant Factory in U.S., Promising 3,000 New Jobs
After Trump promises to get rid of our child labor laws.
Putin Orders U.S. Cut 755 Embassy Staff
Including spies, spies' assistants, and doorman.
Jeff Bezos Briefly Passes Bill Gates as World's Richest Person
After sneakily asking Gates if he has “two tens for a five.”
Cobras Smuggled Into Country in Potato Chip Cans
Bet you can't eat just one.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Comic-Con Convenes
Part of “Made in America Week.”
Many Americans Starting to Question Trump's Mental Health
Many foreigners starting to question American electorate's mental health.
Elon Musk Plans 29-Minute New York-to-DC Hyperloop
Would be godsend to handful of wealthy commuters, once displacement of fifty-eight million residents and boring of 200-mile tunnel is completed.
Trump Looks Into Pardoning Himself
A circumstance the Founding Fathers somehow never anticipated.

Monday, July 17, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

James Comey Says He's Writing a Book
“It's a roman à clef about a courageous FBI director refusing to follow the orders of a newly elected president whom he believes to be insane.”
Study Enlists Priests, Rabbis, Buddhists to Test Effects of Psychedelic Drugs on Religious Experience
“Oy, what colors,” says one participant.
Chris Christie Tries Out for Sports Talk Radio Show
Station's been auditioning well-known obnoxious loudmouthed bullies.
Sending Signals Out Into Space Intended for Aliens Criticized as Naive, Courting Danger
Especially if they're hungry.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Jul 11, 2017
The great Americana artist celebrates the 25th anniversary of her album 'Emmylou Harris and The Nash Ramblers at The Ryman' by covering a Steve Earle classic.

Thanks to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

Monday, July 10, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Brings Up Election Meddling in Meeting With Putin
Thanks him for meddling in our election.
Report: Networks Purposely Misspell Shows' Names to Fool Nielsen's Tracking Software
Explains why “Focks and Friends” has been on so long.
Trump Announces He'll Team Up With Putin to Fight Cyber Hacking
Later says he'll partner with Kim Jong-un to fight nuclear proliferation.
Pamplona: Annual Running of the Bulls Draws Thousands of Participants
None of them members of Mensa.

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Jun 20, 2017
Emmylou Harris opens for John Mellencamp on Sad Clowns and Hillbillies Tour. 70-year-old country legend performs live in concert at The Greek Theater, Los Angeles, CA on June 18, 2017.

Setlist:
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (Rodney Crowell cover) (with Carlene Carter)
Pancho and Lefty
It's A Hard Life Wherever You Go
Abraham, Martin and John (Dion cover)
The Pearl

Thanks to vSpirit2.

Monday, July 3, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

UK: Conservatives Align With Fringe Northern Ireland Party to Keep Control in Parliament
Democratic Union Party an off-shoot of Monster Raving Loony Party, which expelled it for being “too loony.”
Long Lines Greet First Legal Pot Sales in Las Vegas
Some extend to Los Angeles.
Taco Bell Marrying Couples in Las Vegas for $600
Fatburger offers quickie divorces for $295.
25th Amendment Marks 50th Anniversary
Celebrations to include invoking it.

Saturday, July 1, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Mar 31, 2017
Live from Stuttgart, Germany. 1994 (*) with The Nash Ramblers Band.

Thanks to TEXANOBLUES.

Monday, June 26, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Has Not Yet Nominate 400 of 558 Key Positions Requiring Senate Approval
Having trouble finding enough uninformed, unqualified, incompetent nominees.
Senate Republican Health Plan Allows for One Preexisting Condition
Family wealth.
Republicans Not All on Board With Senate Healthcare Bill
It still allows for a few disabled children to get treatment.
Atmosphere in West Wing Described as Weird, Chaotic
By the White House tour guide.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Yet another performance of this favorite.

Thanks to Larry Musicman.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Pence Downplays Hiring Own Lawyer
Pooh-poohs Priebus interviewing bail bondsmen.
Trump Tells Mayor of Virginia Island Threatened by Sea Rise Not to Worry
“Move to a higher floor,” he advises.
Fox News Drops “Fair and Balanced” Slogan After Years of Mockery
It's now “The President's Tweets Start Here.”
Ted Nugent Says He's Cutting Out All Angry Political Rants
From now on he'll just sit and stew and let it build up inside.
I hope he explodes...

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Jun 14, 2017
,
Emmylou Harris - lead vocals, acoustic guitar
Buddy Miller - electric guitar, backing vocals
Daryl Johnson - electric bass, backing vocals
Brady Blade - drums, backing vocals,
Julie Miller - backup vocals

Thanks to Rare Tracks.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

“NOBODY MOVE OR THE PRESIDENT GETS IT”
Trump threatens to shoot himself if FBI, Congress don't drop collusion, obstruction investigations.
UK Elections: Conservatives Suffer Big Losses, Lose Majority
To maintain control, Theresa May will have to form a coalition party with Lord Buckethead.
White House: Trump's Tweets Considered “Official Statements”
Not “rants of a delusional man in his dotage.”
Nation Riveted as Comey Testifies About Trump Meetings
Meanwhile, Congress removes restrictions on corporations, overturns Dodd-Frank, shreds environmental regulations.
Well, the site used to be irony. Appears, like The Onion, that irony and satire are deader'n a carp and they've gone to straight news.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

COMEY TESTIMONY BOMBSHELL
Under oath, will confirm Trump crazy as a loon, should be in mental institution.
White House Intrigue: Jared Kushner Losing Influence to Steve Bannon
Rex Tillerson losing influence to Ted Nugent.
United Arab Emirates Plans City for 600,000 on Mars By 2117
Built by migrant workers from Venus.
Trump Campaign Offering Donors “Big League Box” of Assorted Trump Products
Everything from used neckties to rancid steaks.

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on May 11, 2017
Emmylou Harris Live Full Concert 2017 HD

Thanks to Helen M. Thomas.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

In Phone Call, Trump Praises Philippines President Duterte for His War on Drugs
Says it could serve as model for his own War on Leaks.
Fox News Finishes Behind CNN, MSNBC Among Viewers 25-54
Still No. 1 among viewers 85-110.
Trump Budget Projects Current $585 Million Deficit Will Become $16 Billion Surplus
Driven by success of Flying Pig sector.
After Studying 23,000 Folk Tunes, “Bot Dylan” Computer Program Writes New Folk Songs
Then adds electric guitars.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Monday, May 22, 2017

Oh. the irony...

Ironic Times

TRUMP, IN SAUDI ARABIA, RECEIVES ORDER OF ABDULAZIZ AL-SAUD MEDAL, KINGDOM'S HIGHEST HONOR
Last person to receive it: Osama bin Laden.
Trump: No Politician in History Treated Worse Than Me
“Since Caesar,” he adds.
Treasury Secretary Confused National Debt With National Deficit
Later, gives assistant two tens in change for a five.
Trump Budget Will Cut $1.2 Billion for After-School for 1.6 Million Children, $2.1 Billion for Teacher Training, Class-size Reduction, $15 Million for Child Care for Low-Income College Students, $27 Million for Arts Education, $12 Million for Special Olympics Education Programs
Resulting in a generation of adults as ignorant as Trump.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

TRUMP MEETS WITH RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR KISLYAK, HENRY KISSINGER
Not shown: Radovan Karadzic, Idi Amin, Pol Pot.
Sessions Tells Prosecutors to Demand Longer Sentences for Offenders
Excepting perjurers, traitors.
Homeland Security Secretary Now Says Trump's Wall “Could Be Interpreted as a Combination of Drones, Towers, Fences, Electronic Devices, Border Guard Patrols”
Plus exaggerations, false promises, outright lies.
Trump, Speaking to The Economist, Says He Invented Phrase “Prime the Pump”
Later, speaking to Gourmet, says he invented phrase “pass the salt.”

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

We were all so young then. Sigh.

Published on May 8, 2017

Mike Bowdin - Bass,
Tony Brown - Piano,
Hank Devito - Steel,
Frank Reckard - Electric guitar,
Ricky Skaggs - Acoustic guitar / vocals,
John Ware - Drums,
Cheryl & Sharon White - Harmony vocals

Thanks to Rare Tracks.

Monday, May 8, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

France: Macron Defeats Le Pen
French voters prefer Harold and Maude to Cruella de Vil.
First 100 Days: Trump Lists His Major Achievement
“Shot a 74 at Doral.”
Sinclair Broadcast Group Adding Stations to Form Network More Conservative Than Fox News
One so extreme and far to the right it will be too ridiculous to parody.
Steve Bannon Inadvertently Reveals His Whiteboard in Photo
On it is written, “Attack the press,
Get rid of civil rights,
Delegitimize Congress,
Start War,
Declare National Emergency,
Suspend the Constitution,
Make Trump President-for Life.”

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Not the best quality but it's new and there's a bunch of 'em.

Published on May 3, 2017
This performance at the Ryman Auditorium on 2 May 2017 celebrating the 25th anniversary of the album Emmylou Harris & the Nash Ramblers At The Ryman https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_th... and celebrating the 125th anniversary of the Ryman https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryman....

The Nash Ramblers are Sam Bush (fiddle & mandolin), Larry Atamanuik (drums), Al Perkins (banjo & resonator guitar), John Randall Stewart (guitar), and Byron House for the late Roy Huskey Jr. (bass).

"Lodi" is a song written by John Fogerty and recorded by Creedence Clearwater Revival in 1969.

Enjoy this video and look for the PBS special (long live PBS!) on 5 August 2017,
Thanks to LJ Simon.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

TRUMP INVITES PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT DUTERTE TO WHITE HOUSE
Didn't want to scare guests at Mar-a-Lago.
Trump on Presidency: “I Thought it Would Be Easier.”
“Like an 'Apprentice' taping.”
Trump Unveils Plan to Simplify Tax Code
It's so much simpler if the rich don't pay any.
Google's “Project Owl” Will Attempt to Root Out Fake News, Problematic Content
Leaving about twelve web pages.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Combined Fortune of Wealthiest Members of China's Parliament: $500 Billion
Experts say it will take at least four years before Trump's cabinet can match it.
Millions March for Science
Many more would have joined them but feared marching off edge of Earth.
International Church of Cannabis Opens in Denver
Site formerly housed International Church of Pancakes.
Previously Unseen Copy of Declaration of Independence Discovered
This one suspiciously says, “We hold these alternative facts to be self-evident.”

Monday, April 17, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

North Korea: Kim Jong Un Hails Successful Missile Launch
New weapon can reach targets as far as 500 feet away.
Trump Keeps Campaign Promise to Destroy Goldman Sachs
By putting all their top executives in his Cabinet.
United Apologizes for Beating, Dragging Man Off Overbooked Flight
But points out that for an extra $10 he could have purchased “beat up someone else“ insurance and none of this would have happened.
New York City Trader Joe's Fires Californian for “Insufficiently Genuine” Smile
Anybody caught smiling in New York can be fired.

Monday, April 10, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Congress Asks Trump to Consult Them Before Any Military Action
Instead of having to learn about it on Breitbart.
More Sponsors Flee O'Reilly Over Sexual Harassment Charges
Only remaining sponsor: Ashley Madison.
Peeps Pizza Appears in Time for Easter
Also available: Peeps on a matzoh for our Jewish friends.
China Plans New City Three Times as Large as New York City
But with only half as many Chinese restaurants.

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Wow.

Published on Apr 6, 2017
This is a recently discovered television appearance of the magnificent Emmylou Harris in January of 1970. Her 1st album Gliding Bird had just been released in late 1969 to very little acclaim and she had yet to make any impact at all on the national music scene. The first song "Lady Of The Rose" remains unrecorded. "The Fugue For the Ox" is a track off Gliding Bird. In this footage she is 22 years old and 7 months pregnant with her first daughter. At this time her career consisted of playing in coffeehouses in Greenwich Village and it would be more than a year before she'd meet Gram Parsons, which changed her life and career forever.

Thanks to ReelinInTheYears66.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

White House Brags About Being Wealthiest Administration
Adjusted for if they paid taxes, it would be fifth.
Silicon Valley Millionaires Seek Immortality
Once achieved, they'll take out reverse mortgages.
Good News: Norway Establishes Doomsday Library to Protect World's Most Precious Books From Apocalypse
Bad News: they're all in Norwegian.
Firm Envisions Huge Skyscraper Hanging From Orbiting Asteroid
After expensive blueprint for skyscraper goes to printer with one huge mistake.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

(Late) Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Mar 26, 2017
The Long Players perform Gram Parson's Ooh Las Vegas with Emmy Lou Harris and John Jorgensen on guitar.
The Long Players perform The Byrds' Sweetheart of the Rodeo at the Mercy Lounge, Nashville, TN, March 25, 2017

Thanks to jyduse.

Monday, March 27, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

AFTER HEALTHCARE FIASCO, TRUMP MOVES ON TO NEXT ITEM ON HIS AGENDA
Who to blame for healthcare fiasco.
Failure to Repeal Obamacare Leaves Conservatives in Misery
Miserable because twenty-four million will get to keep their healthcare.
Gorsuch: “Nobody is Above the Law in This Country, and That Includes the President”
Trump: “I'm having second thoughts about this guy.”
North Korea Appears Closer To Having Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
Fortunately we elected a wise, stable statesman to guide us through whatever crisis arises.
Irony is deader'n a carp...

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

From German TV show Ohne Filter. No other info. Enjoy.

Thanks to a YouTube commenter:

Song list...
0:00 The Pearl
5:20 I Don't Wanna Talk About It Now
10:04 I Ain't Living Long Like This
14:26 Raise The Dead
17:51 Red Dirt Girl
22:41 Love Hurts
25:42 Hour Of Gold
30:45 Deeper Well
37:03 Michelangelo
41:53 Boy From Tupelo
45:28 Wheels
48:40 Born To Run
53:25 Hickory Wind

Thanks to Full Concerts, movie and music clips.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Meets With Saudis, Considers Them Important Allies
In the fight against Western Civilization.
White House Budget Director: We Can't Ask Single Moms to Pay for PBS
Considering how much they're already spending on aircraft carriers, new nukes, Trump family security.
Revealed: White House Intruder Roamed Grounds For 17 Minutes
Had time to talk to Trump, whom he called a “troubled person.”
Britain's New 5-Pound Note Contains Meat Byproduct
Boiled, it's quite tasty, may well become meal of choice in post-Brexit England.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Monday, March 13, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Sessions Recuses Himself from Inquiry About Russian Interference on Trump's Behalf in Presidential Election
Trump rages, “If I knew he was going to recuse himself, I never would have appointed him.”
Former Defense Secretary: Chance of Nuclear Catastrophe “Greater Than Ever”
“It's kind of exciting,” he adds.
Study: Trumpcare Would Hurt His Supporters Most
“I don't care, as long as it helps him and his friends,” says one loyal supporter.
Ben Carson: African Slaves “Immigrants” Seeking Better Life
Native Americans “tourists” who decided to stay.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

TRUMP CLAIMS OBAMA TAPPED HIS PHONE
And wore a wire in his presence.
SpaceX Books Two Wealthy Private Citizens for Flight Around Moon Next Year
Claims Powerball winners, hedge fund managers, Russian oligarchs “lined up around the block.”
Washington, DC: Iconic Cherry Blossom Trees Blossoming Earlier Than Ever
Also, impeachment talk blossoming earlier than ever.
Accountant Brian Cullinan
Bouncing back from the Oscars debacle when he handed the wrong card to Warren Beatty, Brian's got a new job carrying President Trump's nuclear briefcase.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Feb 26, 2017
This song was probably recorded before Emmylou worked with Gram Parsons.. it remained unreleased until it got released on the Emmylou Harris -Songbird collection box set in 2007.

Thanks to LASTDATE.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Ramped-Up Deportations Good for Some
Especially makers of “Help Wanted” signs.
Automakers Call on EPA Head Pruitt to Ease Fuel-Efficiency Standards
“Like you promised in the emails,” they remind him.
Bees Learn to Push Ball to Obtain Sugary Treat
With fewer bees, we're going to need smarter bees.
Washington Post Unveils New Motto: “Democracy Dies in Darkness”
Beats out “Home of Highly Placed Sources Who Speak Anonymously” and “Free Shipping With Prime Membership.”

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

I hadn't heard Emmylou's version of this in years.

Thanks to LASTDATE.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

TRUMP DECLARES PRESS 'ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE'
To honor Lenin, who used phrase 100 years ago.
Rumors Swirl of Clashes Among Key White House Advisors
Variously described as “slug fest,” “cage fight,” “demolition derby,” “fine-tuned machine.”
Trump Supporters Boost Sales Of Ivanka's Perfume
“Never smelled so good in here,” says an employee of Cracker Barrel.
Two Companies Battle Over Wine Market for Cats, Dogs
Last one standing ends up controlling a $200 industry.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

I haven't heard this in a while. My all-time favorite song about the city of my birth.

Thanks to LASTDATE.

Monday, February 13, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Report: Russia Might Return Snowden
If we return Trump.
Sean Spicer's Press Briefings Getting Higher Ratings Than Soap Operas
Spanish-language version number one in its time slot.
Twitter Posts 4th Quarter Loss of $167
There's only one person using it.
Former President Obama Kitesurfs at Richard Branson's Private Island
Causing many to question if he really is the Antichrist.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Feb 5, 2017
http://www.emmylouharris.com/
Steve Fishell - Steel / Dobro,
Mike Bowden - Bass,
Fred Carpenter - Fiddle / Mandolin,
Don Johnson - Keyboards,
Frank Reckard - Lead Guitar / Mandolin,
Barry Tashian - Vocals / Guitar / Accordian
Billy Thomas - Drums,

Thanks to Rare Tracks.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Bans Travel To and From 7 Muslim Countries
But not Saudi Arabia, so Saudis can still come here and learn to fly.
Trump's Travel Ban May Expand As He Asks Homeland Security Chief to Submit a List of Nations to Add
Also hopes to limit travel from New York, California.
Goebbels's Secretary Dies at 106
Lived just long enough to see her boss's politics come back into favor.
REMINDER
Everything old and proven wrong is new again.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump's Final Three Candidates For Supreme Court Have Very Different Views
One hates gays, one hates women, one hates blacks.
Atomic Scientists Set Doomsday Clock to Two and a Half Minutes Before Midnight
And turn off snooze alarm.
Orwell's 1984 Soars to Top of Best-Seller List
Some buyers committing it to memory, “just in case.”
Amazon's Alexa No Longer Tells Trump Jokes
Now, if you ask for one, it asks you for your birth certificate.
Cabinet's Net Worth Equal to That of Bottom Third of Americans
Or, Trump voters.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

There are several numbers from this show on YouTube. A couple of them will pop up at the end of this video.

Published on Jan 24, 2017
Emmylou Harris and John Prine for Bonaparte's Retreat at the City Winery Nashville on January 22,2017.

Thanks to luvnashville.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Oh, the irony...

This came out late Monday while I was relocating snow.

Ironic Times

TRUMP: MY CROWD BIGGER THAN OBAMA'S
If you count no-shows
Finland: New Law Pays Basic Income to Citizens Who Don't Earn Enough
Eliciting words of praise from Bernie Sanders, Pope Francis, Walmart.
Six Scientists Enter Dome on Hawaiian Volcano for 8 Months to Simulate Life on Mars
And avoid eight months of Trump.
Trump, Mussolini Have Much in Common
With a slight physical resemblance as well.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Monday, January 16, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump: Two Sons Will Take Over Business Operations
Says it worked for Saddam Hussein.
Ringling Brothers Circus to Close After 146 Years
Couldn't compete with politics.
NASA Testing Four Extreme Environments to Prepare Humans for Life on Mars
They are: desert, ocean, mountain, midtown.
Sales of Mein Kampf Soar in Germany
After several glowing reviews in Das Breitbart.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Monday, January 9, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

PUTIN TO ADDRESS NATION JAN. 21
In his first Fireside Chat.
Unveiled at CES: Augmented Reality Porn Connected to Vibrating Sex Toys
For use in your self-driving car while vaping hydroponically grown legal weed delivered by drone from Amazon.
Experts: High-Tech Household Appliances Could Be Very Helpful Witnesses in Future Crime Cases
Even more so in divorce cases.
Report: Hillary May Run For Mayor of New York
De Blasio welcomes "Crooked Hillary" to race.

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

A lovely previously unreleased version of this tune.

The Complete Trio Collection 2016

Thanks to Jan Birger Kvalheim.

Monday, January 2, 2017

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

2017 BEGINS WITH ANXIETY OVER ECONOMY, WAR, ENVIRONMENT, EQUALITY
But pot's legal in California.
Yes, we'll be fine. :-)
England: Commission Rules Star Wars-Based Jediism Not a Religion
Not like other faiths based on fictional tales of heroic figures with magical powers.
Trump Praises Putin, Dismisses American Intelligence Services
Only thing missing is Angela Lansbury and a giant Queen of Diamonds.
San Francisco Restaurant Offering Truffle Croquettes Served on iPads
Discontinued: Eclairs on Galaxy S7s Flambé.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Sylvester Stallone Declines Offer to Helm Top Arts Post
After Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Damme turn it down.
Predictions For 2017

Kandu: “Dozens of highly respected artists will be rounded up, forced into buses and brought to Washington to perform at the inauguration.”

Madame Blavinsky: “An exchange of tweets between the president and Rosie O'Donnell will lead to the first use of nuclear weapons since World War II.”
The Year In Pictures

President-Elect Trump's Ties to Russia Deepen
Shown: Russian operatives secretly prepare one of five working Trumps.
Trump Comes to Wife's Defense
“What a rack,” he says.

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to su swiee.

I wish a Merry/Happy/Joyous/ Festive ChrismaHanuKwaanzaYulekah to all, plus Colandermas for Pastafarians, Festivus for the gods only know whom, and/or any holiday/festival/tradition/ritual/sacrifice/nekkid tree dance to which you subscribe. To anybody I might have missed, have a nice day. And if anyone tells me not to tell them what kind of day to have, I just did. Suck it up, Scrooge. :)
#L'Highem

Monday, December 19, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

From the headline crawl:
Trump continues 'thank you' tour in Vladivostok
China to Return Stolen Naval Drone
After discovering it was built in China.
NASA Scientist: Earth Due for “Extinction-Level” Event
Unless thirty-eight electors change their mind.
After 200,000 Americans Dead Due to OxyContin Addiction, Sales Down 49%
“We're hurting,” says drug's manufacturer.

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Something different.

Published on Nov 29, 2016

Thanks to jii Wijan.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Michigan Republicans Persuade Federal Court to Halt Recount Because of Lack of Evidence of Voter Fraud
Then pass tough Voter ID law to prevent “rampant fraud.”
Trump Unveils Plans for Remodeling White House
Furnishings, workmen already enroute from China.
Nearly Half of Americans Say Torture Can be Useful
On the other half.
??? ~ News Quiz ~ ???
As it takes shape, the Trump Administration most closely resembles:
A ) The Mad Hatter's Tea Party
B ) Sweeney Todd
C ) Pirates of the Caribbean
Hint: Avast, maties!

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Jan 21, 2015

Sam Bush – Fiddle / mandolin /vocals,
Roy Huskey, Jr. – bass / vocals,
Larry Atamanuik – Drums,
Al Perkins – Banjo / guitar / resonator guitar and vocals,
John Randall Stewart – Guitar / mandolin and vocals

Thanks to Rare Tracks.

Monday, December 5, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

TRUMP HAS DINNER WITH ROMNEY
They're joined by Reince Priebus, Trump's food taster.
Goldman Sachs Exec Named Treasury Secretary
The so-called “Fox of Wall Street” will guard nation's hens.

Army Corps of Engineers Halts Work on Dakota Pipeline
Surprise win for protesters puts current tally at (since 1492): Native Americans 1 - U.S. Government 54,396.

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

A twofer.

Published on Nov 2, 2016
The Angel Band: Vince Gill on Mandolin, Carl Jackson on Guitar, Emory Gordy on Stand-Up Bass

Thanks to Larry Musicman.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Evangelicals Defend Voting for Trump
Believe he says the things Jesus wanted to say, but couldn't.
REMINDER
We're living in the golden age of flat-out lying.
Exultant Trump Supporters Gather to Salute His Victory
“Finally, a little respect for the master race,” says one.
Study: Cursing Could Be Linked to High Intelligence
Sailors blush when they walk in on a Mensa meeting.

Monday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Neil Grainger.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

No Saturday Emmylou Blogging

I'm out of town for T'giving. I'll do one when I get home. Tomorrow or the next day. Thanks. See yas later.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

“Duck Dynasty” to End Run in 2017
Allows show's cast to take posts at various levels in Trump administration.
Report: Trump Values Loyalty Above All Else
Certainly above intelligence, experience, or character.
Black Friday Expected to Be Bigger Than Last Year
Led by gun sales to Democrats.
“Fascism” Merriam-Webster's Most Searched Word Day After Election
Next day it was “impeachment.”

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Monday, November 14, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Analysis: Trump Presidency Bad for Hispanics, Muslims, Blacks, Women, Immigrants, Environmentalists, Seniors, Millennials
Good for everyone else.
Germans Ambivalent About Recently Opened Model of Hitler's Underground Bunker, a Popular Tourist Attraction
Particularly with Trump's transition team.
One Hundred Million Eligible Voters Didn't Vote
Their top three excuses: sick; forgot; threatening phone call from man with Russian accent.
Brexit Leader Nigel Farage's Advice to Trump: Don't Grope British PM Theresa May
She's ticklish.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Something different that I think you will enjoy.

Published on Nov 4, 2016
Sisters in Country: Dolly, Linda and Emmylou Full BBC Documentary 2016 | http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/... | How Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris's careers took off in the 1970s with distinct takes on country, but how they ended up uniting as close harmony singers on Trio. Documentary which explores how Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris's careers took off in the 1970s with very distinct takes on country, but how they ended up uniting as close harmony singers and eventually collaborated on 1987's four-million-selling debut album, Trio. In the 60s country music was viewed by most of America as blue collar and Dolly was country through and through. Linda Ronstadt's take on classic country helped make her the biggest female star in mid-70s USA. Folkie Emmylou learned about country from mentor Gram Parsons and, after his death in 1973, she became a bandleader in her own right. It was Emmylou and Linda - the two west coast folk rockers - who voiced their mutual appreciation of Dolly, the mountain girl singer from Tennessee, when they became early students of her work. The artists talk about uniting as harmony singers and eventually collaborating on their debut album, Trio. The album helped launch the mountain music revival that would peak with the soundtrack to O Brother Where Art Thou. In 2012 Linda Ronstadt was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease which left her unable to sing, but 2016 sees unreleased songs from their sessions to create a third Trio album. This is the story of how their alliance made them pioneers in bringing different music worlds together and raising the game for women in the country tradition.Contributors: Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris, Linda Ronstadt, Rodney Crowell, George Lucas, Peter Asher, Chris Hillman, Laura Cantrell, Robert K Oermann, John Boylan, Phil Kaufman, David Lindley, Albert Lee, Herb Pedersen, George Massenberg & Applewood Road. Full description Sisters in Country: Dolly, Linda and Emmylou

Thanks to world.

Monday, November 7, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Astronomers Discover 9th Planet, Orbiting the Sun Once Every 17,000 Years
It's known for biggest New Years Eve party in solar system.
Controversial Dakota Access Pipeline May Be Redirected Away From Sacred Native American Lands
And routed through inner cities.
Study: People Who Start Out Telling Small, Self-Serving Lies Likely to Become Bigger Liars Over Time
For example, one small falsehood involving housing discrimination could lead to bigger misrepresentations in a divorce trial, leading to some real whoppers during a presidential campaign.
Research Reveals One in Five CEOs Genuine Psychopath
Other four just faking it.

Monday, October 31, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

NY TIMES PUBLISHES EVERY TRUMP INSULT ACROSS TWO PAGES
Trump says he'll take out two-page ad denying he said every one of them.
Self-Driving Semi-Trailer Truck Completes 120-Mile Run Delivering Beer
To a bunch of thirsty laid off truck drivers.
Head of MI6: James Bond Lacked Strong Ethical Core, Wouldn't Get Hired as Spy Today
But he'd make a fine politician.
AT&T Agrees to Buy Time Warner for $85 Billion
Would return AT&T to “pre-breakup behemoth that ruled all mankind,” according to deal memo.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Oct 25, 2016
"Two More Bottles of Wine" gets a new life.
At the latest Skyville Live concert, the legendary Emmylou Harris rounded up friends old and new for an extraordinary evening of music. Here, she calls upon Margo Price to breathe new life into her hit from 1978.
Thanks to Rated Red. I thank everybody when I use their music videos even if I think the rest of their content sucks.

Monday, October 24, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times


Accurate Since 1964, Mock Election by Kids Has Clinton Beating Trump, 52-35
But he wins among white boys who never graduated kindergarten.
Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis Rates At All-Time High in U.S.
Trump: “I know more about STDs than anybody.”
Canada's Tourism Industry Suffers Sudden Collapse
As polls show Clinton up by 12 points.
Survey: Millennials Believe George W. Bush Killed More People Than Stalin
At least he did in their respective video games.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Monday, October 17, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

As House Republicans Flee from Trump, His Campaign Manager Accuses Them of Sexually Assaulting Women Themselves
Democrats fear all of this only a dream, soon they will wake up to reality.
Study: Coke, Pepsi Gave Millions to Health Groups to Buy Their Silence on Regulations
Now that truth is out, they want their money back.
Soylent Bars Recalled After Customers Report Getting Violently Ill
Company assures buyers freeze-dried humans perfectly safe.
Trump Slams NFL's “Softer” Rules on Concussions
Claims league purposely limiting pool of brain-damaged voters.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

TRUMP EASILY WINS DEBATE!
According to LockHerUp.com poll.
Candidates React as Hurricane Matthew Wreaks Death, Destruction in Caribbean, U.S.
“Horrible,” says Clinton; “Mar-a-Lago was spared,” says Trump.
You Can Now Be Served a Lawsuit in a Tweet
For complaining on Yelp.
Incidents of Unruly Airline Passengers Up 16% From Last Year
Add-on charges, cramped seating, dreadful food, long lines, missed connections, lost luggage “unrelated” say airlines.

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Oct 3, 2016
via YouTube Capture
Hardly Strictly Bluegrass - Banjo Stage
Golden Gate Park - San Francisco, CA

Thanks to gridlifeTV.

Monday, October 3, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Great Anticipation for Vice-Presidential Debate
Though not as much as for the “N.C.I.S.” rerun it's up against.
Hillary Surreptitiously Recorded Describing Sanders Supporters as “Living in Their Parents' Basement”
Describes her own supporters as “parents with grown kids living in the basement.”
Elon Musk Announces Plans For Self-Sustaining City on Mars
Where billionaires can play baccarat, race Teslas, frolic with sex robots.
Congress Overwhelmingly Passes Bill Allowing Americans to Sue Sovereign Countries
And for sovereign countries to sue Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Henry Kissinger, Richard Nixon, Lyndon Johnson, Harry Truman, and every member of Congress.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Sep 25, 2016
This is a 2013 appearance by Emmylou and Rodney on Austin City Limits. " Red Dirt Girl" was written by Emmylou and the bittersweet "When We Were Beautiful" by Matraca Berg.

Thanks to Jan Hammer.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Politifact: 70% of Trump's Statements Somewhere Between “Mostly False” and “Pants on Fire”
Other 30% between “Looney Tunes” and “Mein Kampf.”
Lawmakers Grill Mylan CEO on 500% Price Increase of EpiPen
She defends price, says increased profits poured right back into pockets of lawmakers.
Nazi Time Capsule Buried in 1934 Opened, Contents Displayed
Not shown: “Make Germany Great Again” hats.
“Open-Carry” Now Permitted in 45 States
Five states still have laws against flaunting male insecurity in public.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Published on Sep 23, 2016
A truly magical performance of The Pearl, at Nashville's Downtown Church. Emmylou Harris leads an amazing cast of musicians at the finale of a performance of Phil Madeira's Mercyland. A highlight of Americanafest 2016.

The all-star line up includes Emmylou Harris, Phil Madeira, The Wood Brothers, Will Kimbrough, Sarah Potenza, John Paul White, Amy Stroup, Trent Dabbs, Matthew Perryman Jones and Angel Snow.

Thanks to MissOhio1000.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Bayer Buys Monsanto for $66 Billion
Bayer can now produce new drugs to treat genetic mutations caused by Monsanto, a win-win.
At Trump's New Washington, D.C. Hotel You Can Purchase Wine by the $15 Spoonful
And don't forget to ask for their fabulous salted peanut ($3).
Insys, Maker of Fentanyl Oral Spray, Donates $500K to Fight Legalization of Recreational Marijuana in Arizona
Calls pot “gateway drug.”
Apple Releases Free App That Teaches Children Coding
Prepares kids for what will be expected of them in future world ruled by robots.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Something a little different. We got our copy of The Complete Trio Collection yesterday.

Published on Sep 11, 2016
Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris promoting new album 'The Complete Trio Collection' | 2016

Thanks to GuestTrace.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Clinton on Life Support
According to Fox News.
Libertarian Candidate Gary Johnson Stuns With His Answer, “What is Aleppo?”
His guess "sixth Marx Brother" further fails to impress policy wonks.
FDA: Antibacterial Soap No Better Than Good Old Soap and Water
FDA no better than good old common sense.
??? ~ News Quiz ~ ???

Hillary Clinton has expressed regret for saying half of Trump's supporters belong in a “basket of deplorables,” going on to say that many are “racist, sexist, homo-phobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic.” The truth is...

A ) 50% of Trump supporters view African Americans as more violent and criminal than whites; 40% say blacks more lazy and rude.

B ) 65% believe Obama is a Muslim.

C ) 50% say undocumented immigrants more likely to commit serious crimes than U.S. citizens.

D ) 2/3 of his supporters hold unfavorable view of American Muslims.

E ) 52% still oppose allowing LGBT Americans to marry legally.

F ) All of the above.

Hint: Based on the survey results cited above, Trump's basket of deplorables runneth over.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Fixer's take

I feel the same way.


Since Facebook removed Jim Wright's post about 9/11 for 'violating community standards', I thought I'd say this.

This is the view from my wife's office window on the 44th Floor of the Merrill-Lynch building in the World Financial Center. She took it when they let them back in 6 weeks after 9/11, after they put the windows back in and got most of the debris out, to get any personal effects they left when they had to run.

We've mourned and buried the dead, memorialized them so many places and in so many ways. We've cried ourselves out a long time ago. We counted our blessings that our families were still intact and got closer to those friends who survived. Yet every year, the country has to rip off this scab.

Our grief at losing friends and loved ones, at losing so many police, fire, and civilians was taken and used to justify horrible things against innocent people. It was used to whip the country into a frenzy for revenge. At a time when the entire world was on our side, that goodwill was co-opted to go on missions of imperial conquest. All those who died and survived on September 11th were pawns to promote false patriotism and foment fear so we'd willingly abdicate our rights and our common sense to 'keep us safe'.

My wife and friends who survived that day can't watch the TV or look at Facebook today because it hurts them deeply. How do you think they feel every year on this day when they have to watch as their friends and family were murdered all damn day in constant repetition, having it analyzed and discussed to death, every goddamn year? How do you think they feel knowing that their grief enabled the things their nation has done in the name of freedom? How do you think they feel watching politicians compete to see who can wrap themselves the tightest and thickest with Old Glory.

I always say, Osama bin Laden declared victory on 9/12, America's problem is that we don't know we lost. We've given up rights, we live in fear, and just about everybody else in the world thinks we're a bunch of trigger-happy, ignorant war mongers. The 'War on Terror' was lost before the first boots hit the Afghan sand and every year, we go through the masochistic ritual of reliving our defeat.

I, and many of the people who were directly affected refuse to do it anymore.

Renegade 911

Gleeped verbatim from Stonekettle Station. Thanks, Jim. He had it up at Facebook but they took it down because it didn't meet "community standards". It met mine so I swiped it to save it.

I made a Facebook post about 9-11.

It went viral.

It wasn’t even the first viral post I wrote this week, or the first to often a certain segment of America.

And many people were offended.

Oh, yes, they were offended.

Those who beat their fleshy chests and wave the flag in righteous unending fury and bleat most bitterly about “Freedom” and “Liberty” and “Patriotism” were the most offended.

Because aren’t they always?

Aren’t they?

They attempted to hack my Facebook account.

When that didn’t work, they complained to Facebook in righteous anger, furiously waving their little flags.

Because that’s what you do when you love “Freedom” and “Liberty” and “Patriotism” -- not the real freedom and liberty and patriotism but the jack-booted goose-stepping version where everybody is lined up and made to salute the flag with a gun to the back of their necks. The kind of “Freedom” that’s administered by serious men of pure Aryan descent with death’s heads and lightning bolts on their collars.

Eventually these patriots succeeded in convincing Facebook’s idiot mechanical brain to remove my post for “violation of community standards,” even though nothing I wrote violates Facebook’s community standards in any way.

Now, I’m not particularly vexed by this.

First, because this is the risk you take when you post to Facebook. You don’t own it. You don’t control it. You are entirely at the mercy of poorly coded algorithms and the arbitrary judgement of some 20 year old Frappuccino swilling douchebeard somewhere in the bowls of the Facebook cloud.

Facebook’s interests aren’t yours, even if like me you make them piles of money by pulling in 70,000 people every day. I knew this when I signed up. It irritates me, what they did pulling down my post because a bunch of fascist right-wingers got their delicate little Hitler Under-Roos all in a bunch, but I’m not in anyway surprised by the behavior of either party. It’s right there in the EULA.

Second, Because the people who complained confirm everything I said about them.



And I’d be lying if I said that didn’t amuse me.



By getting my post pulled down they confirm everything I said.

They always do, these patriots, predictable as the next row of goose-stepping Nazis.

And what was it I said that was so terrible?

What was it I said that was deserving of censorship and death threats?

This:

You're expecting some kind of obligatory 9-11 post, aren't you?

Here it is, but you're not gonna like it.

15 years ago today 19 shitheads attacked America.

They killed 3000 of us.

And then ... America got its revenge for 9-11.

Yes we did. Many times over. We killed them. We killed them all. We killed their families. We killed their wives and their kids and all their neighbors. We killed whole nations that weren't even involved just to make goddamned sure. We bombed their cities into rubble. We burned down their countries.

They killed 3000 of us, we killed 300,000 of them or more.

8000 of us came home in body bags, but we got our revenge. Yes we did.

We're still here. They aren't.

We win. USA! USA! USA!

Right?

You goddamned right. We. Win.

Except...

Every year on this day we bathe in the blood of that day yet again. We watch the towers fall over and over. It's been 15 goddamned years, but we just can't get enough. We've just got to watch it again and again.

It's funny how we never show those videos of the bombs falling on Baghdad today. Or the dead in the streets of Afghanistan. We got our revenge, but we never talk about that today. No, we just sit and watch the towers fall yet again.

Somewhere out there on the bottom of the sea are the rotting remains of the evil son of bitch who masterminded the attack. It took a decade, but we hunted him down and put a bullet in his brain. Sure. We got him. Right? That's what we wanted. that's what our leaders promised us, 15 years ago today.

And today those howling the loudest for revenge shrug and say, well, yeah, that. That doesn't matter, because, um, yeah, the guy in the White House, um, see, well, he's not an American, he's the enemy see? He's not doing enough. So, whatever. What about that over there? And that? And...

Yeah.

15 years ago our leaders, left and right, stood on the steps of the Capitol and gave us their solemn promise to work together, to stand as one, for all Americans.

How'd that promise work out?

How much are their words worth? Today, 15 years later?

It's 15 years later and we're STILL afraid. We're still terrorized. Still wallowing in conspiracy theories and peering suspiciously out of our bunkers at our neighbors. Sure we won. Sure we did. We became a nation that tortures our enemies -- and our own citizens for that matter. We're a nation of warrantless wiretaps and rendition and we've gotten used to being strip searched in our own airports. And how is the world a better place for it all?

And now we're talking about more war, more blood.

But, yeah, we won. Sure. You bet.

Frankly, I have had enough of 9-11. Fuck 9-11. I'm not going to watch the shows. I'm not going to any of the memorials. I'm not going to the 9-11 sales at Wal-Mart. I don't want to hear about 9-11. I for damned sure am not interested in watching politicians of either party try to out 9-11 each other. I'm tired of this national 9-11 PTSD. I did my bit for revenge, I went to war, I'll remember the dead in my own time in my own way.

I'm not going to shed a damned tear today.

We got our revenge. Many times over, for whatever good it did us.

I'm going to go to a picnic and enjoy my day. Enjoy this victory we've won.

I suggest you do the same.

Horrible, yes?

How terrible that I should suggest we stop wallowing in this misery, that we stop allowing ourselves to be terrorized by men long dead.

Yes indeed, how terrible.

On Facebook, posts openly calling for the assassination of the president do not violate Facebook’s community standards.

Open racism doesn’t violate Facebook’s community standards.

Sexism and misogyny, homophobia, Islamophobia, anti-Semitism, bigotry of every stripe, none of these things violate Facebook’s community standards – or the community standards of supposed Christian Conservatives for that matter.

Posts that directly call for armed insurrection, that call for militias and Sovereign Citizens to march on Washington and burn it to the ground, to hang the government from the nearest light poles, don’t violate community standards.

You can use Facebook to organize Klan rallies and gather Neo-Nazis for Trump, to take over a bird sanctuary in Oregon or even to call down the wrath of your god upon everybody you hate.

You can openly call for the murder of a football player that you don’t think is patriotic enough.

All of these things are fine.

But don’t say you’re not going to celebrate 9-11.

Posted by Jim Wright at 3:24 PM