But your timing is off ...

You see, according to the Bugman, sins are all relative. When you committed them, how you committed them, etc. Cliff Schecter at Bob Geiger's, along with the Saturday Toons.

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According to Tom DeLay, adultery has tiers. Whether or not you've found Jesus, whether or not you're impeaching a president for absolutely no reason, whether or not you smile like a used-car salesman. These all are of major import to Hot Tub Tom...