Nah, no such thing ...

As global warming. Yeah, and if you ever told me we'd get a tornado in Brooklyn I'd ask you to share whatever you were smoking.

An EF-2 tornado tore through Bay Ridge, Brooklyn.

Nor do we get flooding like this unless we get nailed with a hurricane.

Bayside, Queens Long Island Rail Road station this morning.

More here.

So what, is this what we can expect on a regular basis now? But Al Gore is fat ... like Michael Moore.