Outright theft ...

But I had to swipe the whole thing to make my point. Gotta go to Maru's for the links though:

One day after the Disaster Monkey "warned OPEC" to pump more oil in order to bring prices down, oil prices reached a new record as OPEC "refused to increase its production, blaming mismanagement of the U.S. economy for high prices."

Thank you, Dumbass McSimpleton.

Now, let's see. Exxon/Mobil made what, $500 billion in profits last year? Somehow, I don't think it's the fault of OPEC that gas prices are so high. Do you?

Late for work ...