Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Parting Thoughts On The Embarrassment That Is (Sorry: Was) The McCain-Palin Campaign

Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

The only thing on which John ever had a lock is
Being as bad a campaigner as Michael Dukakis.

And let us pause now to also declare a
Final & formal end to the era of Sarah.

No more comments -- dumb and dumber
No more Joes (the Lieberman, the Plumber.)

No more mainstream pundit's glares
Ginning up the ghost of Bill Ayres.

Now is when each and every nasty lie ends;
Goodbye my prisoners, goodbye my friends.

Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on yer way out.


I couldn't snag it, so go to the site and click "Here's Porky!".

Update dos:

Raw Story

In a telegram leaked to the Guardian, Sir Nigel Sheinwald, the British ambassador to Washington, says that McCain has privately been likening Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to a pitbull.

"In one joke doing the rounds, the Republican presidential candidate has been asking friends: what the difference is between Sarah Palin and a pitbull?" the paper says. "The friendly canine eventually lets go, is the McCain punchline."

"Sheinwald recently wrote a lengthy assessment of McCain in a telegram which winged its way across the Atlantic to Whitehall," the paper added. "The jaws of senior mandarins dropped when they read Sheinwald's account of McCain's thoughts on Palin which the ambassador reportedly picked up from a military friend of McCain's. The telegram was restricted to an even smaller group of people than usual for fear of another embarrassing leak. 'We took one look at this and hid it away,' one Whitehall source said."

If more than one person saw it, we'll be hearing more about it. Heh.

With any luck, Moosebreath is now relegated to the D-list and a footnote to history.

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