Friday, December 12, 2008

Gettin' out while the gettin's good

Trey Ellis

Wherever you look, people whom you'd hope would have some inside knowledge of the American near future, seem to be losing their minds.

Sure, Governor Blago might have always been a hoodlum numbskull but how else to explain super lawyer Marc Dreier suddenly gambling an insanely lucrative legitimate career to try to con hedge funds out of as much as $380 million? And just yesterday seventy-year-old Wall Street legend Bernard L. Madoff stands accused of one of the most egregious white collar crimes in history -- bilking his investors of as much as $50 billion.

Do they know something we don't know? It's as if the risk of getting caught was outweighed by their panicked desire to get as much as they could before it's all gone.

It's as if the architect of the Titanic, minutes after they brushed the iceberg, said, "Don't mind me, I'm just going out for a smoke," when really, knowing what he knew about the ship's chances, stole into a lifeboat and set off alone into the dark cold waters.

Oh, they, and many others just like them, knew. How could they not? They did it. Gotta get off the gravy train with as much swag as they can get just before it wrecks from pullin' up the tracks and sellin' 'em or blows from tyin' down the safeties to get more speed outta the engine. Or both at once. Spectacular and utterly destructive.

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