Monday, December 8, 2008

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

BUSH MAKES ROUNDS GIVING “EXIT INTERVIEWS”
Hopes friendly televised chats favorably influence future grand jurors.

Britain Considers Making It Illegal to Pay for Sex
Anything more than dinner and a movie would be a felony.

Look for a buncha airstrips in Nevada to be extended, maybe even paved, to facilitate direct flights from Heathrow and Gatwick. Shady Lady International Airport? Actually, if you mind traffic just a little you can land anything with its landing gear less than two lanes apart on US95 and deplane at the pleasure palace of your choice. Brits take note. We need your money.

New Rule Permits Loaded, Concealed Weapons in Some National Parks
Sites affected: Al Capone Wildlife Refuge, Bonnie and Clyde Twin Peaks National Monument, Jimmy “The Weasel” Fratianno National Forest.

Recession-Hit Americans Flocking to Movies
Most remain in their seats until morning.

“Impeach Bush” Ornament Deemed Inappropriate for White House Tree
Also “Behead Cheney” ornament (not shown).

How about The Dick's head itself? Nah, might scare the kids.

I wish I'da got a 'liquid alert' for this next one:

NFL Broadcasts Game in 3-D
Viewers particularly enjoy Viagra commercials.

And, last but not least, one that I'm sure we can all relate to:

Stash of 2700-Year-Old Marijuana Discovered in Gobi Desert
At least that's what archeologists told police.

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