Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Spanish Court Begins Inquiry Into Former U.S. Officials' War Crimes
Rumsfeld, Cheney, Gonzales cancel golf trip to Madrid.

TARP Funds Already Being Paid Back to Government
In the sense that they’re going to reelection campaigns of leading members of Congress.

Texas Court: Schools Must Acknowledge Both Sides Of Evolution Debate
The Darwinian side and the Hanna-Barbera side.

Verified: 93-Year-Old Japanese Man Survived Both Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Tsutomu Yamaguchi named “World's Unluckiest Man” and “World's Luckiest Man” in dual ceremonies.

Hollywood: New Three Stooges Movie Announced
Latest version will be “dumbed down” for modern audiences.