First, Dave Gregory interviews Fritz Henderson, replacement CEO at GM:
Gregory: look the reality is Obama is a fascist - now say it!!!
Henderson: Obama told me not to
Gregory: how can you and I work together to destroy the unions?
Henderson: see me in the green room
Gregory: people think GM cars totally suck
Henderson: that's true
Gregory: how do you win consumers back?
Henderson: two words: big fins
Gregory: you are the worst spokesman ever
Henderson: yeah I know
And later during the panel discussion:
Gregory: Bibi says the messianic crazy people should not have nukes
Kay: well Bush is out of office
Gregory: How do we handle a girl named Israel?
Gerson: Weaponization is easy - comedy is hard
Dave: I do it week after week
Gregory: Obama has a weird approach to foreigners - he listens to them instead of killing them
Gerson: fuck him
Rogers: it's almost as if after Reagan, Bush I, Clinton and Bush II we decided to elect a man without dementia or psycho-sexual hangups
Gerson: jesus Dave even I think you're in the tank for the GOP - Obama had to take on big business
Gregory: will no one bash Obama but me??
Rogers: Obama is doing the right thing
Kay: sorry dancin' dave i think Obama is right here
Gregory: [ weeps openly ]
Gregory: today we celebrate two rites of spring - the cherry blossom festival and Karl Rove and I will interpret Stravinsky's Le Sacre du Printemps on the White House Oval - don't miss it!!
Get a tan first, Dave. Yer liable to blind someone.
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