8:11: Obama enters, Mitch McConnell behind him looking as happy as a leather queen at a prison rodeo,...
8:16: He's starting by establishing his street cred: "Hey, motherfuckers, I've gotten shit done."
IF ONLY he'd say that!
8:33: Okay, sure, same coverage as Congress? For those unable to afford it, there will be tax credits. Immediately offer catastrophic care - a McCain idea. He's reaching out to Republicans, who will no doubt respond by trying to fuck his face.
8:36: Gets laughed at for saying there's details to work out. Yeah, he kind of deserved that.
8:47: Says he's talking to seniors, yet he doesn't raise his voice, so he doesn't really care if they hear him.
What? Whaddja say?
8:52: Brings up tort reform and a whole group of white men in dark suits just stood up in the room, which ought to make any black man nervous.
8:53: Compares the cost to the Iraq/Afghanistan wars and the Bush tax cuts. Republicans sit down and cry. (Gotta say: $90 billion a year ain't a whole fuck of a lot in the scheme of the American budget.)
8:54: He just cut off a bunch of Republicans at the knees, like Jim DeMint, by saying he won't deal with people who want to kill the bill.
8:55: "If you misrepresent this plan, we will call you out."
He shoulda been doing that all along. Better late than never, I guess.
9:02: He says, "We did not come here to fear the future. We came here to shape it." Republicans don't stand. This is for Americans now. He is shaming Republicans and they are gonna be mightily pissed. Look forward to right wingers saying, "He's a masterful speaker, but" on an endless loop.
Oh, wait...9:06: Charles Boustany of Louisiana? The Rude Pundit has met that backwards ass fucker and his racist family. What's he saying? Ah, fuck him.
Yep. Fuck him.