Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Headline of the Day

Homeland Security plans to scan air travelers’ bodily functions

You want 'bodily functions', eh? I'll show you bodily functions! The next time I fly, I'll make sure it's the morning after All-U-Can-Eat Burrito Nite. They won't be able to fly above 12,000 feet because the other passengers will open the windows!

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