Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

NRA Declines Invitation to Meet With Obama
He'd asked they come unarmed.

Good News: 70,000-Member Internet Pedophile Ring Broken Up
Bad news: SEVENTY THOUSAND!

Head of Fox News Resigns
After secret recording catches him saying something bad about liberals.

Pepsi Designs 100% Recyclable Plant-Based Bottle
To hold its artificially flavored, artificially colored sugar water.

March Madness Begins
Once schools that don't pay their players are eliminated, tournament gets interesting.