Monday, November 5, 2012

The Republicans’ Closing Argument

Borowitz

In its entirety, the argument read as follows: “We’re strongly opposed to FEMA and health care, but basically O.K. with rape.”
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Mr. Priebus also had this message for the American voter: “Your vote is important. We’ve spent billions trying to buy it.”
Not included was his statement, "We tried to be nice and buy it, but if that doesn't work we'll steal it."

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