Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times showed up late today.

Terror Threat Continues, Say Intelligence Agencies
Won't end until legislation to limit power of intelligence agencies goes away.

Sounds about right.

Childhood Obesity Rates Decreasing in Some Areas
Fast food industry spokesman calls findings “troubling.”

That sounds about right too.

Sun About to Reverse Its Magnetic Field, Effect on Radio Transmissions Uncertain
Could turn some hip-hop stations to country and western.

Cool! Both kinds of music - country and western! I'm down!

Oppressive Heat Waves the New Normal,
Say Meteorologists
So get used to it.

Related:

Longer Breast Feeding Boosts Intelligence
Claim Ph.D candidates still nursing.

Wait'll I'm done with lunch and just call me "Doc". :-)