TRUMP FINDS RARE HISPANIC SUPPORTER
Tells her if she votes for him, she can stay in the country.
Chinese Men Smoke One-Third of World's Cigarettes
Inhaling deemed healthful alternative to breathing in Beijing.
Latest Tesla Software Download Allows Car to Drive by Itself
Much easier to repossess.
Four Walton Family Shareholders Have Already Lost $41 Billion in 2015
But they still have enough left over to never have to shop at Walmart.
Emmylou Harris - AVO Session - Basel 2000.
Boy From Tupelo & Wheels
NORTH KOREA STAGES HUGE MILITARY PARADE AS SHOW OF STRENGTH
Kim Jong-un: “We're stronger than Macy's.”
Amnesty International Backs Full Legalization of Prostitution
Hopefully in time for their annual world conference in the Spring.
Canonization of Junipero Serra Still Controversial
Particularly among descendants of those he enslaved, tortured and killed.
Texas Textbook Describes Slaves as “Workers From Africa”
Describes slave ships as “cruise ships.”
Online Fantasy Sports Coming Under Increased ScrutinyGee, ya think? Heh.
Someone noticed that millions of people betting huge sums of money on professional sports might in some way be construed as a form of unregulated gambling.
South Dakota Tribe to Open Nation's First Marijuana Resort
And first casino to use Oreos as chips.
Next Republican Debate to Have Stricter Criteria for InclusionLooks like they'll all qualify.
Candidates must have offended at least one ethnic group or gender to participate.
Study: Drinking More Beer Could Lower Woman's Risk Of Heart Attack
And raise her risk of virtually everything else.
Data Overload Stressing Us Out
According to reams of data.
SCOTT WALKER BOWS OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE
Above: makes announcement to his supporters, the Koch brothers.
Carson Catches Trump in Latest Poll
He's more blatantly intolerant than Trump for second straight week.
Intelligent Car Seat That Detects Driver's Stress Level Could Be on Market by 2020
Flashing external lights warn other drivers when you're about to snap.
Pope Assures Atheists They Don't Have to Believe in God to Go to Heaven
However, you must believe in God to be admitted into Hell.
Jeb Bush Says He'd Put Margaret Thatcher on $10 BillAnd he was supposed to be the smart Bush spawn. Yeesh.
Remark could drop him into early debate with Pataki, Graham and Jindal.
66% of Trump's Supporters Believe Obama is MuslimWe truly are The Land Of The Tiny-Brained. Sigh.
And Trump the Messiah.
Kim Kardashian Calls $2.99 Monthly Fee to Access Her Website “A Great Deal”I still haven't heard or figured out who she is or why she's famous.
Competing $5.99/mo. offer to block access to her site called “an even greater deal.”
New “Hello Barbie” Can Say Thousands of ThingsBetter from a doll, I guess, than the other folks on the bus...
Like: “You shouldn't touch that,” “What are you doing with your hands?” and “That's disgusting, you perv!”
SHELDON ADELSON CLOSE TO PICKING REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE
Wants a little more groveling before he decides.
DOJ to Start Going After Corporate Wrongdoers
For a nutty change of pace.
Chain of Computerized Automats With No Servers or Cooks PlannedFollowed shortly by zero computerized automats because of 100% of people with zero dollars to buy their food made by things that have no idea what food is or what it's for ...
Providing peek at a future with zero percent employment.
Study: Men Who Smoke Marijuana 45% Less Likely To Develop Bladder Cancer
Search for downside to cannabis use continues.
TRUMP SIGNS LOYALTY PLEDGE
To “bunch of losers.”
Angry Farmers Block Paris Streets With 1500 Tractors
Local officials wonder how they're going to keep them down on the farm, “after they've seen Paree.”
Scott Walker Calls for Wall Along Canadian Border
Paid for by Canadian pharmaceutical companies.
Campbell's Introduces Star Wars Chicken Noodle SoupBy the case at Costco!
Not shown: Campbell's Psychedelic Cream of Mushroom Soup.
Published on Sep 4, 2015
13th Annual Artist-in Residence Rosanne Cash with guests Lucinda Williams & Emmylou Harris perform at the Country Music Hall of Fame on September 3, 2015 with John Leventhal on guitar. A Townes Van Zandt Classic!!
CHRISTIE: FEDEX SHOULD TRACK IMMIGRANTS
Each one could have, say, an identification number, possibly tattooed on their arm.
Trump: I'd Pick Sarah Palin for My Administration
She'd be a “great” receptionist.
Burning Man to Run Until Sept. 7
At which point participants will return to their charred estates in fire-ravaged Northwest.
New Dictionary Entries: “Manspreading,” “Butthurt,” “Microaggression,” “Hangry”
They're also song titles on Snoop Dogg's new album.
Published on Aug 26, 2015
Unearthed from the 2010 Meltdown's Kate McGarrigle Celebration tapes comes this rare fusion of rehearsal and performance. It's jagged and intimate and shamelessly emotive rendering that I feel captures the complex moment where Kate's family and friends via commemorating her artistic and human gifts shared their love and found solace. It's culled from a rediscovered one-camera rough cut that I shot and edited in 2010 and thought was lost. Until tonight...
Latest Poll Has Trump Maintaining Double-Digit Lead Over GOP Field
However, finishes last when question phrased, “Seriously, who would you vote for?”
Ashley Madison Hack Exposes Personal Info of Millions of Cheating SpousesFor treatment of frying pan and rolling pin injuries, not to mention the odd stab wound and gunshot. Heh.
Congress delays return by a week.
Report: Uber Failed to Uncover Drivers Who Were Convicted Murderers, Sex OffendersPriorities!
But nailed those with outstanding parking tickets.
Silicon Valley: Many Working on Software That Detects Sarcasm
Oh sure, like that's going to work.
Bad News: EPA Accidentally Spills Tons of Toxic Waste Into Colorado's Animas River
Good news: Toxic mess helping U.S. athletes prepare for Olympics in Rio.
Poll: 96% Say It’s Important to Reduce Influence of Money in Politics
But watching Trump “a hoot.”
Harvard Law Professor Lawrence Lessig May Enter Presidential Race
According to oddsmakers, if you bet one dollar that Lawrence Lessig becomes our next president, and he does, you'll win all the money on Earth.
Paper: New Research Shows Shakespeare May Have Smoked Pot
Archaeologists find skull made into bong beneath his home in London.
Feds: Marijuana Safer Than Heroin
Late breaking story in Duh Magazine.
Chinese Distillers Under Investigation for Spiking Liquor With Viagra
Consumers told to call an ambulance if they get an erection lasting more than four hours and they're too drunk to drive themselves to a hospital.
Eleanor Roosevelt Beats Out Harriet Tubman, Sacagawea as Choice for $10 Bill
Kardashians come in 4th, 5th, 6th.
Appeals Court: Texas Voter ID Law Violates Voting Rights Acts
Requiring photo of prospective voter roping a calf considered unduly difficult for elderly, minorities to obtain.
Published on Aug 1, 2015
Emmylou Harris & Spyboy AVO Session Basel 9 novemvre 2000 Wheels & Born to run
Spyboy : Buddy Miller, Tony Hall & Brady Blade
Bloomberg: Trump Worth Less Than One Third of What He Says
Drives a 2002 Sentra, buys day-old bread, wears a cardboard belt.
Chrysler to Buy Back 500,000 Defective Pickup Trucks From Customers
Will sell them to our new friends in Cuba.
Whiskey to Be Sent to Space Station for Tests in Zero Gravity
Tests on vodka in zero gravity have concluded, tests on beer scheduled for mission after next.
NFL Upholds Tom Brady's Four-Game Suspension for Deflating Footballs
League clears wife- beaters, child abusers to suit up opening day.
Published on Jul 26, 2015
Rodney Crowell rips out a song with Emmylou Harris singing harmony at the Boston Summer Arts Fest 2015, in Copley Square Boston, Massachusetts
KERRY GRILLED BY INCREDULOUS REPUBLICANS ABOUT IRAN DEAL
They can't understand why he's against starting a war.
60,000 U.S. Bridges Structurally Deficient
But GOP confident repairs will be made by The Bridge Fairy.
Study: Proximity to More Trees Results in Better HealthI live in a pine forest and my doctor tells me I'm so healthy that I'll be able to deliver my own eulogy. Heh.
Explains why Sasquatch appears so fit.
Rumor: Apple May Be Getting Into Automobile Manufacturing
With Steve Jobs driving your car remotely from the cloud.
Published on Jul 19, 2015
"Till I Can Gain Control Again"
Emmylou Harris and Rodney Crowell at Colston Hall, Bristol, England on July 12, 2015
Texas Under Martial Law As Jade Helm 15 BeginsFinally! Note to President Obama: Barry, next time could ya please invade and take over someplace we like... or at least need...
Conservatives rounded up, sent to reeducation camps.
Department of Transportation Hiring Experts to Repair Crumbling InfrastructureHeh.
Highest priority: engineers who built El Chapo's escape tunnel.
TV: First Pot Ad to Run on Denver Station Before Jimmy Kimmel
Other ads to run on Cartoon Network, Food Network, Fox & Friends.
NASA: Early Data From Pluto Probe “Mind Blowing”
Reminding many at JPL of seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey for first time on acid.
Trump Tweet of Campaign Ad Featuring Nazi Soldiers Quickly Deleted
Hard to tell from ad whether Trump for or against them.
Published on Jul 12, 2015
I Just Wanted to See You So Bad (Lucinda Williams cover) /
Return of the Grievous Angel (Gram Parsons cover)
Campo de Fútbol Las Delicias - Riaza - Segovia - Spain
POLLS: TRUMP LEADS GOP FIELD
But trails all sane people.
Bad News: Decades-Old F-16 Outduels $400 Billion F-35 in Simulated Dogfight
Good news: we've still got a few working F-16s.
Computer Glitches Cause Outages at NYSE, United Airlines, Wall Street Journal
Everyone got by using an abacus, fashioning homemade wings, reading their tea leaves.
An Inflatable Life Preserver You Wear on Your Wrist!
Say you're on a cruise, it's a beautiful night, you take a walk on deck with your wife, when suddenly she pushes you overboard. If you're wearing one of these, and somebody else notices, you'll be taken back on board and be able to pursue charges, $89.99 at Pier 1.
GREEKS REJECT BAILOUT
Would rather drink hemlock.
Supreme Court to Take Up Race- Based College Admissions Next TermI've called that useless SOB the court's "affirmative action hire" for years.
Many expect justices to strike down affirmative action programs, with Thomas voting to make it non-retroactive.
Disney World Under Attack for Hiring Cheaper Foreign Workers to Replace Americans
With H1B visas, they can get seven dwarfs for the price of one.
Indiana: First Church of Cannabis Says Religious Freedom Allows Them to Smoke Pot
Father Sensimilla at Our Lady of Mary Jane agrees.
Published on Jul 2, 2015
Live at Jupiter's Casino on the Gold Coast 1st of July 2015
Telemundo drops Trump's Miss Wetback pageant
Early New Hampshire Polls Give Sanders, Trump Encouragement
Potential clash of political philosophies not seen since 1917 Russia.
DNA Tests of 40,000-Year-Old Human Jawbone Indicates We Have Some Neanderthal Ancestors
On your in-laws' side.
California: Driverless Lexus Cuts Off Driverless AudiOh sure, like there's gonna be a copless cop car there when you need one...
Driverless police car issues paperless ticket to driverless Lexus.
Secretary of State
Gary Busey
Actor
California Assemblywoman: Drought Caused by God's Wrath Over Abortion
And same-sex marriage, immigration, high taxes, bank regulations and her first two husbands.
BBC Technology Lets You Change Channels With Your Mind
And adjust volume with your blood pressure.
Study:Heavy Consumers of Chocolate 25% Less Likely to Die of Cardiovascular Disease
Chocoholics who add coffee and booze will live forever.
Company That Manages Passwords Hacked
Customers advised to change their DNA.
HILLARY OFFICIALLY KICKS OFF HER PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNHeh.
Promises to keep her inaugural address short.
Oregon: State Gives Brewery Okay to Make Beer From Recycled Sewage WaterThe cans and labels are already printed. They'll just change the pronunciation of "Coors" a little...
As long as “Made from recycled sewage water” is prominently displayed on bottles and cans.
U.S. Paid Suspected Nazis $20 Million in Social Security
As compensation for putting our men on the moon.
79% Say It's Easier to Fall Out of Middle Class Than Rise Up to It
99% say it's easier to be born into upper class than rise up to it.
Americans Overwhelmingly Favor Campaign Finance Reform
Only two people oppose it, and they're brothers.
Report: Five Safest States: Massachusetts, Vermont, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Hawaii; Five Most Dangerous: New Mexico, Tennessee, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Mississippi
Five happiest: Oregon, Colorado, Alaska, Washington, and, uh, Oregon?
Study: Unarmed Blacks Twice as Likely to Be Shot by Police as Unarmed Whites
Suggests unarmed blacks keep an unarmed white with them at all times.
Massive Breach in Federal Computer System Exposes Personnel Data
Congratulations, your latest naked selfie has gone viral in China.
Published on Jun 3, 2015
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Emmylou Harris & Rodney Crowell performs "The Weight of the World" at City Winery. Recorded 5/21/2015.
NATIONAL SPELLING BEE CHAMPIONSHIP SHARED BY VANYA SHIVASHANKAR AND GOKUL VENKATACHALAM
Who won for corrrectly spelling their own names.
Pentagon Accidentally Ships Anthrax to Eleven States
Pentagon placed on terrorist watch list.
New York: Man Arrested for Charging Couple $400 to Ride on Staten Island Ferry
He's grilled by city's tourist bureau to see what other ideas he has, then released.
Bush, Carson, Huckabee, Rubio, Walker Tied at 10% Each
Seventy-three others split remaining 50%.
Congress Goes on Short Break Without Renewing Patriot Act
On May 31st, at midnight, you can speak freely.
Obama Bars Transfers of Weaponized Aircraft, Bayonets, Grenade Launchers, Armored Vehicles That Run on Tracks to Local Police
Because they may not need all of that to protect community from unarmed black teens running away.
Disney Announces Another Disneyland- Based Movie
Following success of Tomorrowland, Pirates of the Caribbean, studio readies action-adventure Parking Lot C for a Fall release.
British Astronomer: Robots Will Be Running World Soon
And you don't have to be a rocket scientist robot to know what's wrong with this planet and how to fix it.
Published on May 16, 2015
From Austin City Limits
BAND CREDITS
Emmylou Harris & Rodney Crowell
with
Steve Fishell - steel guitar, dobro
Byron House - bass, vocals
Jedd Hughes - guitar, vocals
Jerry Roe - drums
Chris Tuttle - keyboards
with special guest
Shawn Colvin
Republican Hopefuls to Be Split Into Two Divisions
Winners of Extreme (Fiorina, Rubio, Huckabee), Wingnut (Carson, Cruz, Paul) divisions will meet in playoff.
Trans-Pacific Partnership Has Divided Democrats
Some side with unions, progressives, middle class advocates in opposing it; others went on lots of junkets.
Wine Scientist: 100-Year-Old Champagne, Salvaged From Shipwreck, Still Tastes “Incredible”
But says caviar “hatched and swam away.”
Boxing Fans Disappointed by Romney-Holyfield Fight
McCain-Tyson preliminary (not shown) had far more action.
Uploaded on Mar 19, 2011
Enjoy !! Featuring My Dear Companion, Hobo's Meditation & Those Memories Of You.
Ted Cruz, Chuck Norris, Others On Far Right Wary of Upcoming Military Exercises"Jade Helm 15" = Comedy Gold!
Fear they're prelude to martial law, roundup of paranoid lunatics.
Natalie Portman to Play Ruth Bader Ginsburg in Upcoming Biopic
Also in cast: Jennifer Lopez as Sonia Sotomayor, Joe Pesci as Antonin Scalia.
World's Oldest Copy of Ten Commandments Goes on Display in Israel
Complete with changes, corrections, revisions, deletions.
University of New Hampshire Offering Course on Deflategate
For students majoring in Physics, with a minor in Ethics.
Published on Apr 28, 2015
Emmylou Harris & Rodney Crowell's "You Can't Say We Didn't Try" from their new album, The Traveling Kind, due May 12 on Nonesuch Records. Download the song now when you pre-order the album: CD/LP: http://www.nonesuch.com/albums/the-tr...
Patriot Act Privacy Revisions Get Bipartisan Support in CongressNow that's over the line, Eddie!
After Edward Snowden posts naked selfies of Mitch McConnell.
Report: American Psychological Association Secretly Approved Use of Torture
American Ethics Association secretly approved their lying about it.
Government to Allow Fluoride Levels in Drinking Water to Drop
As it's already achieved its goal of converting Americans to communism.
Due to Unrest, Baltimore Orioles Play Game With No Fans Present
Win game, schedule eight more without fans.
Published on Apr 24, 2015
My Dear Companion written by Jean Ritchie.
Uploaded on Apr 5, 2007
emmylou and jean sing HAVE TOU SEEN MY DEAR COMPANION a song that jean wrote.
Nevada Brothel Employees Endorse Hillary
Brothel's customers (not shown) lean towards Rand Paul.
Kraft Removes All Artificial Colors, Preservatives From Its Mac & Cheese
Leaving nothing.
Report: Russian Hackers Accessed Obama's Unclassified Emails
May already know White Sox need for another starter.
Bruce Jenner Comes Out as Woman, Republican
Can beat Hillary, he says, as “a woman with a proven track record.”
Man Upset With Unlimited Campaign Spending Lands Gyrocopter on Capitol Lawn
Security tightened to make sure anyone who opposes unlimited campaign spending never lands there again.
Company Plans to Begin Shipping Water From Alaska to California
Primarily for almond growers, marijuana farmers, swimming pools, golf courses, decorative fountains.
Only Half of Top Executives in Financial Firms Think They’re Being Paid Enough
Says one, “I sold my soul to Satan, I should get everything I ever dreamed of.”
KIDZ KORNER
Math Stumper
If a worker in the auto parts industry located in the U.S. makes $19.65 an hour, and a worker located in Mexico makes $2.47 an hour,
A ) The ratio of U.S. to Mexican hourly wage is roughly 8 to 1.
B ) The ratio of U.S. to Mexican hourly wage is roughly 1 to 8.
C ) It's time to move your parts factory to Guadalajara.
Hint: how's your Spanish?
Published on Apr 14, 2015
An Evening of Country Greats 1996.
Blue Moon of Kentucky written by Bill Monroe
Walls of Time written by Bill & Peter Rowan.
In Historic Meeting, Obama, Castro Talk for an Hour
Discuss moving Marlins to Havana.
Obama Backs Efforts to End Conversion Therapy
“Turning Democrats into Republicans is not only wrong, it's impossible,” he says.
Apple Watch: Reviews Are In
“Another useless, unnecessary, overpriced accoutrement that's a must-have,” says one.
8.9% of Americans Have Anger Issues and Access to a Gun
And you just cut one off on the freeway.
Emmylou Harris and Steve Earle perform a live version of "Fort Worth Blues" from Oct 2011.
Republicans Meet With Their Counterparts in Iran
Hope to avert nuclear deal.
Indiana Revises Religious Freedom Restoration Act so It Doesn’t Discriminate Against Gays
That leaves blacks, Jews, women, Asians, Hispanics, dwarfs, redheads and plenty of others to discriminate against.
Report: Thousands of Oklahoma Earthquakes Caused by Fracking
Oil industry says they're caused by “loud frat parties.”
New Lincoln Continental to be Sold in U.S. Designed for Chinese Market
Game over.
10% of California's Water Goes to Almond Farming
Californians urged to switch from Almond Joy to Mounds.
Report: DEA Agents Had Drunk Orgy With Prostitutes Provided by Drug Cartel
First major success in War on Drugs.
Willie Nelson to Open Chain of Marijuana Stores
IPO could surpass Alibaba.
Saudi Arabia Won't Rule Out Building Nuclear Weapons
But prefers to buy them off the rack.
Sons of Confederate Veterans Argue for Right to Specialty License Plate Before Supreme Court
Plaintiffs all in their 150s.
Published on Mar 25, 2015
Emmylou Harris & Rodney Crowell perform the title track to their new album, The Traveling Kind, due May 12 on Nonesuch Records. Download the song now when you pre-order the album:
CD/LP: http://www.nonesuch.com/albums/the-tr...
iTunes: http://smarturl.it/TravelingKindiTunes
Published on Mar 25, 2015
Emmylou Harris and Rodney Crowell know a thing or two about what remains after the stage lights fade and the glisten of youth folds into wrinkles: it's the songs. Friends for decades and collaborators on 2013's Grammy-winning Old Yellow Moon , neither has sought to make their mark with the splash of fleeting celebrity. Rather, they've built their legacies with melodies, lyrics and timeless voices that lace together the most permanent of humanity's living records. In fact, this could be a theme of their second duets collection, The Traveling Kind , out May 12th on Nonesuch.
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Oregon: Motor Voter Law Adds Drivers to Electoral Rolls Automatically
Mercedes owners registered as Republicans, Subaru owners as Democrats.
Report: NSA Hid Spying Software in Hard Drives Sold by All Major Brands
Which means it's probably monitoring these very keystrokes and that's all we have to say.
Millions of Children Across Globe Watch Total Eclipse
Many look up from their smartphones for the very first time.
Study: Porn Doesn't Desensitize Men or Cause Erectile Dysfunction
Nor prevent them from serving on the Supreme Court.
Florida Bans Use of Phrase “Climate Change”
May also ban “shark attack,” “sinkhole,” “citrus disease.” “pythons in Everglades,” “declining popularity of golf.”
Mars Once Entirely Covered by Water
Passed law banning use of the term “climate change.”
More News Stories Written by Algorithms
Editorials, too.
Poll: Fox News Named “Most Trusted” News Network
In survey of attendees at “Get Rich Quick” seminar.
Published on Mar 10, 2015
"The Polar Music Prize 2015 is awarded to the artist Emmylou Harris from Birmingham, Alabama. No one in the history of popular music has harmonised like Emmylou Harris. For five decades she has embellished other artists' recordings by adding vocal parts that did not exist in the melodies. But it is as an artist in her own right that she has made the greatest contribution. The music of Emmylou Harris contains the history and topography of the entire American continent. Her voice follows the contours of the American landscape, from the highest peaks to the endless prairie. Weather, soil and colour, it can all be perceived in her music. As she sings in one of the best of her own compositions, she is a red dirt girl from a red dirt town. Emmylou Harris has also used her position as a musician to work for feminism, animal rights and the care of people affected by war. Emmylou Harris makes the world bigger and smaller, more valuable and more beautiful."
Footage courtesy of Nonesuch Records from the 2014 Wrecking Ball deluxe edition CD+DVD
John McCain, Lindsey Graham Never Use Email
Pay way too much for meds and wear overpriced Rolexes.
“Sharknado 3” to Feature Mark Cuban, Ann Coulter as President, Vice-President
Turns concept of tornado filled with sharks into something reasonable by comparison.
Ringling Bros. to Stop Using Elephants in Circus
Move called “job killer” by clowns with shovels.
On Island in Southern Japan, Cats Outnumber Humans by 6 to 1
Island's main industry is producing YouTube videos.
Emmylou Harris & Daniel Lanois
With JIMI HENDRIX's "May This Be Love" AKA-- Waterfall
Recorded Live at the historic Wiltern Theatre
In Los Angeles on 4/3/14
The day after her 67th birthday
New Jersey Suddenly Settles $9 Billion Suit With Exxon for Just $250 Million
After Governor and future Exxon board member Chris Christie steps in to help.
Scott Walker: I'll Deal With ISIS Just Like I Dealt With Unions
By cutting off their pensions.
Study Finds Alcohol Most Dangerous, Marijuana Least Dangerous Recreational Drug
Calls for stiff penalties for anyone found in possession of half a gram of beer.
Pope Canonizes Junipero Serra, Who Converted, Imprisoned, Flogged Native AmericansGee, they left out "Enslaved" and "Murdered". Damn liberal media!
Part of church's “tough love” program.
Published on Feb 18, 2015
"Pancho and Lefty" is a song written by country singer and songwriter Townes Van Zandt. Often considered his "most enduring and well-known song," Van Zandt first recorded it for his 1972 album, The Late Great Townes Van Zandt. Emmylou Harris then covered the song for her 1977 album, Luxury Liner. Also in 1977, Hoyt Axton recorded it on his album Snowblind Friend. The song became a number one country hit in 1983 when Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson adopted it as the title track of their duet album Pancho & Lefty. Steve Earle performs the song on his 2009 album Townes, which consists of songs written by van Zandt, Earle's friend and mentor. Members of the Western Writers of America chose it as one of the Top 100 Western songs of all time.
Jeb Bush: “I Am My Own Man” on Foreign Policy
Although, he admits, invading Iraq does run in the family.
Reason Pot Gives People the Munchies: Cannabinoids Activate Pro-Opiomelanocortin Neurons
Pro-opiomelanocortin neurons are the main ingredient in Cheetos.
Hell Freezes Over
Recent arrivals able to walk across River Styx.
Baseball to Speed Up Play This Year
But plan to call it “Baseball on Steroids” has been shelved.
Wisconsin Gov. Walker Dodges Question About Evolution
But cops to Earth going around the sun.
Netflix Launches $7.99 a Month Service in Cuba
Hoping Cubans will want to pay one third of their monthly income to binge-watch “House of Cards.”
More Than 202,000 People Have Applied For One-Way Ticket to Mars
Most of them to get out of jury duty.
Drone That Intercepts Other Drones Undergoes Testing
By Wham-O.
Calls Renewed for Release of Withheld Parts of Investigation Linking Saudis With 9/11
Now that we have enough oil.
Rand Paul Gets His Measles Vaccination
Develops autism.
Two Thirds of Americans Dissatisfied With Wealth Distribution
Includes richest .1%, who want more.
Study: Conservatives Die Sooner Than Liberals
Usually from gout.
Koch Brothers to Spend $900 Million on 2016 Campaign
While expecting nothing more in return than control of all three branches of the government.
Indiana Gov. Pence Decides Against Establishing State-Run News Outlet
Internment camps, martial law still on the table.
Most People, Including 51% Of Republicans, Want Action On Climate Change
Even those who think it's a hoax want action.
Alabama School Suggests Kids Hurl Canned Goods at IntrudersThe stupid, it burns...
Nothing stops a homicidal maniac with an AK-47 like Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup.
IOWA: GOP HOPEFULS MAKE EARLY APPEARANCE AT NO CHANCE SUMMIT
Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Rick Perry, Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie, Dr. Ben Carson, Newt Gingrich all speak at event held for candidates with no chance of being nominated.
New Saudi King Promises Continuity
Harems, floggings, beheadings will continue.
1 in 4 Americans Believe God Will Decide Super Bowl
He decided two months ago and is just waiting to see the spread.
Study: Planet in Danger Zone After Crossing Four of Nine Environmental Boundaries
It's too hot, too wet, too dirty and too loud.
Published on Jan 18, 2015
Originally recorded by Fat City for their 1972 LP Welcome To Fat City and then by
Starland Vocal Band for their 1977 LP
Birthers, truthers, climate change deniers, Creationists, Originalists, fundamentalists, white supremacists confer at GOP retreat
OBAMA SEEKS TAX HIKE ON WEALTHY TO PAY FOR CUT TO MIDDLE CLASS
Or, as conservatives call it, grounds for impeachment.
Man Arrested for Wanting To Blow Up Capitol
Got idea from House Republicans.
Supreme Court to Rule on Same-Sex Marriage
Will decide if gays have same rights as corporations.
Plummeting Price of Oil a Catastrophe for Russia
President Putin forced to sell his Super Bowl ring.
Study: New York safer without cops
Jobs Rise, Wages Fall in December
Translation: more people have lousy jobs.
Magic Mushrooms Found in Queen Elizabeth's Garden
“I don't know nothin',” says the Queen.
NCAA to Assist Players' Families With Travel Expenses to Championship Game
And hope families keep mouths shut regarding billions players bring in while getting paid nothing.
REMINDER
You're just one embarrassing blunder away from being an Internet sensation.
Emmylou Harris believes Maddox has never received the recognition she deserves, in part because of what Harris calls a reluctance in American society to celebrate the value of white country and roots music.[11] Dolly Parton also credits Maddox as an early influence.[12] Laura Cantrell's song "California Rose" was written in memory of Maddox.
114th Congress Begins Work This WeekWhew! That's a relief...
First order of business: table everything until the 115th Congress.
Dozens of New State Laws Go Into Effect
In some states you can now openly carry a gun at your higher minimum wage job while smoking a reefer.
Preparing to Run, Jeb Bush Resigns From All Board MembershipsTemporary resignations, I'm sure. He can sign back up after Hillary kicks his ass.
Also Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, membership at Spearmint Rhino gentlemen’s club.
HarperCollins Omits Israel in Atlases Sold in Middle East
Atlases sold in Israel omit every surrounding country.
New York Times Calls for Prosecution of Dick CheneyThen we'll do lunch...
With a thorough trial, a fair decision and a speedy execution.
Dish Network Drops Fox News
Now Dish subscribers will never find out what really happened in Benghazi.
Starting Next Year, Dutch Bankers Must Swear to Uphold Banker's “Hippocratic Oath”
Or get jobs in U.S.
SONY HIT BY NEO -NAZI HACKERS
Studio pulls several Three Stooges shorts
from syndication.
Amazon Unveils Prime Now, Promising One-Hour Delivery
In case of fire, you can have fire extinguisher delivered before fire department arrives.
Robot Flies to Germany as Airline Passenger
Complains of delays, inadequate legroom, rude service; will return by ship.
Kim Jong Un Surrounded by An Adoring Crowd
Everyone hoping to get close enough to grab a piece of his sandwich.
$1.1 TRILLION SPENDING BILL RIDDLED WITH RIDERS
Public may be surprised to learn it's now legal to deduct the entire cost of a yacht as “flood insurance.”
Following Release of Scathing Senate Report on CIA Torture, Accountability for Those Responsible Unlikely
Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld “too prominent to fail.”
Only 64% Still Believe in American Dream
American dream defined as a good job, a happy family, a house in the suburbs with a two-car garage and a meth lab in the basement.
Football's Popularity Declines Among More Educated, More Liberal
Still popular with dumb conservatives.
Published on Dec 10, 2014
Emmylou Harris (born April 2, 1947 in Birmingham, Alabama) is an American singer-songwriter and musician. She has released many chart-topping albums and singles over the course of her career, and has won 12 Grammys and numerous other awards.
In addition to her work as a solo artist and bandleader, both as an interpreter of other composers' works and as a singer-songwriter, she is a sought-after backing vocalist and duet partner, working with numerous other artists including Gram Parsons, The Band, Linda Ronstadt, Roy Orbison, Dolly Parton, Mark Knopfler, Guy Clark, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, Rodney Crowell, and Neil Young.
Republicans Anxious to Reform Tax Structure
Poor have had it “too good for too long.”
Report: More Pakistanis Choosing ISIS Over Al Qaeda
Say it's like when they left Myspace for Facebook.
Pizza Hut Testing Menu That Tracks Eye Movements to Determine What You Want
“Subconscious Menu” can instantly detect that you're craving a club sandwich, onion rings and the waitress's ass.
28 Editors at New Republic Resign in Protest After Top Two Fired
And name changed to New Oligarchy.
Published on Dec 2, 2014
Emmylou Harris from her 1977 release, "Luxury Liner". I've read that this is her album with the most sales still. "Poncho & Lefty" by Townes Van Zandt has been a favorite for years. Enjoy!
79% of Americans Think Country Being “Run by a Few Big Interests Looking Out for Themselves”
Remaining 21% clueless.
In U.S., More Payday Lenders Than McDonald's
Another American success story.
Poll: 42% Identify Themselves As Independent
Though half secretly admit to being conservative, other half liberal.
After Disappointing Season, New York Mets Move Fences InNow that's funny!
Fans love it when outfielders crash into fence.
PRESIDENT OBAMA PARDONS TURKEY
Republicans livid at his abuse of executive power.
Republicans: We're Not Scientists
Scientists: we're not Republicans.
Study: Average Student Takes One Bite of Healthy Lunch, Then Tosses Rest Away
Which starving teachers quickly scoop up and eat.
??? ~ News Quiz ~ ???
Republicans are debating how to respond to Obama’s Executive Action on Immigration. As of today, the leading option is:
A ) Have meeting of Congressional caucus where differences can be settled by fisticuffs.
B ) Work out reasonable compromise plan, start negotiating with Democrats.
C ) Pass bipartisan bill already passed by the Senate.
D ) Stall, bluster, pontificate, grandstand, whine, and run out the clock.
Hint: also bloviate, sound off, rant, rage, bully, and harangue.
Congressional Republicans Oppose Obama's Climate Deal With China on Principle
The principle being if Obama is for it, they're against it.
Mormon Church Officially Acknowledges Joseph Smith Had Up to 40 Wives
Says he was faithful to all of them.
World Cup Scandal Report Accuses Top FIFA Officials of Massive Corruption
Or, in FIFA officials' summation of report, clears them of any wrongdoing.
NY’s Police Commissioner Bratton Says City Will No Longer Arrest for Possession of Small Amounts
Of oregano.
chieftains & emmylou harris - lambs on the green hills [nashville sessions 2002] kieransirishmusic
Scary clowns expected to take control of the Senate
MOST AMERICANS EXPECTED TO EXERCISE THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
By not voting.
126 Nations Sign Pact to Prevent Tax Evasion
Holdouts: How-Can-We-Help-You-Evade Switzerland, United States of Fawning-Servants-of-the 1% America.
Jeb Bush Said to Be Seriously Considering Running for President
“Dad Liked Me Best” bumper stickers already appearing.
Car Safety Testers Switching to Obese Crash-Test Dummies
Being marketed as “American Size” crash-test dummies.