Tuesday, September 16, 2008

McCain Spokesman Told Off On All Networks

Gawker

Congratulations to the John McCain campaign, which has now officially been told off on all three big cable news networks! Attached is a video of MSNBC's Norah O'Donnell taking some hard swings at McCain's sacrificial spokesman, Tucker Bounds, about campaign lying Monday. Also attached: Video of Fox News's Megyn Kelly doing the same thing on right-leaning Fox News Channel. Wow. Remember when CNN did this to Bounds, so McCain cancelled a Larry King interview in a snit? Guess that won't work anymore. Bounds has become a human piñata like Ari Fleischer and Scott McClellan before him, as the media hold him responsible for the crimes of his boss, who they can't get at. It's awesome to see, but still all too rare — on all the networks. Watch all the fun video after the jump.

Take it from One Who Knows: When Turdblossom calls bullshit on ya, ya mighta gone too far. Worse, ya got caught at it.

Update:

Richard Cohen
, of all people!

The precise moment of McCain's abasement came, would you believe, not at some news conference or on one of the Sunday shows but on "The View," the daytime TV show created by Barbara Walters. Last week, one of the co-hosts, Joy Behar, took McCain to task for some of the ads his campaign has been running. One deliberately mischaracterized what Barack Obama had said about putting lipstick on a pig -- an Americanism that McCain himself has used. The other asserted that Obama supported teaching sex education to kindergarteners.

"We know that those two ads are untrue," Behar said. "They are lies."

Freeze. Close in on McCain. This was the moment. He has largely been avoiding the press. The Straight Talk Express is now just a brand, an ad slogan like "Home Cooking" or "We Will Not Be Undersold." Until then, it was possible for McCain to say that he had not really known about the ads, that the formulation "I approve this message" was just boilerplate. But he didn't.

"Actually, they are not lies," he said.

Actually, they are.

I am one of the journalists accused over the years of being in the tank for McCain. Guilty. Those doing the accusing usually attributed my feelings to McCain being accessible. This is the journalist-as-puppy school of thought: Give us a treat, and we will leap into a politician's lap.

Not so. What impressed me most about McCain was the effect he had on his audiences, particularly young people. When he talked about service to a cause greater than oneself, he struck a chord. He expressed his message in words, but he packaged it in the McCain story -- that man, beaten to a pulp, who chose honor over freedom. This had nothing to do with access. It had to do with integrity.

McCain has soiled all that. His opportunistic and irresponsible choice of Sarah Palin as his political heir -- the person in whose hands he would leave the country -- is a form of personal treason, a betrayal of all he once stood for. Palin, no matter what her other attributes, is shockingly unprepared to become president. McCain knows that. He means to win, which is all right; he means to win at all costs, which is not.

McCain was going to fix all that. He was going to look the American people in the eyes and say, not me. I will not lie to you. I am John McCain, son and grandson of admirals. I tell the truth.

But Joy Behar knew better. And so McCain lied about his lying and maybe thinks that if he wins the election, he can -- as he did in South Carolina -- renounce who he was and what he did and resume his old persona. It won't work. Karl Marx got one thing right -- what he said about history repeating itself. Once is tragedy, a second time is farce. John McCain is both.

Thank you, Joy. The lies he 'approves' are so obvious as to be beyond belief. Despicable excuses for human beings and Americans as they are, at least Bush, Cheney, and Rove were good at it. No way, no how, no McCain.

Palin: Ready On Day 2



So, Johnny-boy, what's it like knowin' yer life ain't worth a plugged nickel if you get the morons to elect yer old white ass?

Note to the DC Medical Examiner: Look for a needle hole before you call it 'heart failure' in the official report. You won't be allowed to say it, of course, but you'll know.

The W∅rd

My Apologies, Lucy



This Palin deal is even fuckin' with my fantasies. They've gone too far this time. I've had the original of that poster hangin' on my bathroom door for years. After seein' Palin's head on Lucy's bod the magic is gone. It's not workin' any more so I had to take it down. Sorry, Lucy.

Provence ...

We pulled into Marseilles, France yesterday and took a side trip to Aix en Provence. One of the best days so far.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Count the Lies

There's a new website devoted to counting and debunking McCain's lies. There went our bandwidth...

SNL Season Opener

In case you missed it. I like Tina's Great White North accent. Heh.

Note: NBC musta whined and YouTube pulled their video. Thanks to Jason at Armchair Generalist for the re-embed.



Update:

Many photoshops of Palin here.

Andover law school convenes Bush War Crimes Conference

Raw Story

Saturday morning, the dean of Massachusetts School of Law at Andover will convene a two day planning session with a single focus: To arrest, put to trial and carry out sentence on criminals in the Bush Administration.

The conference, arranged by Lawrence Vevel, cofounder of the Andover school, will focus on which of Bush's officials and members of Congress could be charged with war crimes. The plan also calls for "necessary organizational structures" to be established, with the purpose of pursuing the guilty "to the ends of the Earth."

"For Bush, Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and John Yoo to spend years in jail or go to the gallows for their crimes would be a powerful lesson to future American leaders," Velvel said in a media advisory.

In a published document entitled "The Long Term View", Vevel argues, at the very least, "there is no question" George W. Bush is guilty of conspiracy to commit torture, a war crime.

"He is a former drunk, was a serial failure in business who had to repeatedly be bailed out by daddy's friends and wanna-be-friends, was unable to speak articulately despite the finest education(s) that money and influence can buy, has a dislike of reading, so that 100-page memos have to be boiled down to one page for him, is heedless of facts and evidence, and appears not even to know the meaning of truth," said Vevel.

There's more.

I haven't heard the upshot of this conference yet. Probably won't. I'm sure it was satisfying as an academic exercise, but the only way BushCo is gonna get the jail sentences they deserve is if a POTUS with balls has them arrested and tried. Or not tried, just sent to Gitmo.

I'm not going to hold my breath.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Sunday crazy redneck music blogging

Lest we forget that there are actually some pretty good things to come out of Texas besides Interstate 10, here's one of 'em:


Guy Clark - South Coast Of Texas & Texas Cookin'

Country Sisters

There are six terrific reasons to watch this video - Linda, Lucy, Souka, Lenska, and Wendy*. But that's only five, you say. Hands off, boys, Sonia, bassist and den mother/enforcer, far right on stage, is mine! Grrrr...

The band is Country Sisters, formerly "Jizerská protěž" (Jizera Mountain Edelweiss), from the Czech Republic, doing a fine old traditional country tune. Enjoy.



*Introduced on OBS. Slightly different lineup than at their site, so add a coupla reasons...

See yas later. There's about 3,979 more of these I gotta watch. Purely for reasons of scholarly musical research of course.

Update:

As I was going through the list of Country Sisters videos, I ran across some country sisters who brought me back down to earth. Thank God for reg'lar ol' gals. Probly more fun than the flashy kind in the long run, and definitely more survivable.

Galveston Flood

Posted at YouTube day before yesterday by Damevid.

Scary times for the people of Texas; thanks to google images, to Tony Rice (the alien bluegrass genius), and to anyone who helped orchestrate the evacuation and expedite the hurricane recovery


The Republican Hardcore Loves a Good Liar

A little light Sunday read by Bobbo. Links at site.

An old buddy of mine used to say," The hardcore Republican vote is 5% the super-rich and 95% the super-stupid." I used to believe that, but I don't believe that anymore. I believe it's 5% the super-rich and 95% the super-evil. If you need a definition of super-evil, try here.

Please note that I am not talking about the deluded and the ignorant Republican voters. The deluded can be helped to see clearly and the ignorant can be educated. I am talking about the hardcore GOP base, the people who come to McCain/Palin events and turn them into rallies reminiscent of the ones at Nuremburg in the dark days before World War II.

The great and shining exception was of course, Ronald Reagan. With his actor's training and his avuncular public persona, he could lie repeatedly with a look of total sincerity that neither Nixon nor the Bush's could ever muster. That's why Reagan is the gold standard for the hardcore GOP base. He was one of the greatest serial liars of the 20th century, something that even his most bitter opponants (including me) would attest to.

Which brings us to John McCain. McCain is a terrible liar. He tells so many whoppers that he can't keep them all straight. He lacks Reagan's carefully polished theatrical charm and often comes off as peevish and tempermental. Until he recruited Sarah Palin to be his tag team lying partner, he was viewed with suspicion by the hardcore GOP base. What good is a terrible liar when your party is at its lowest ebb in decades?

This at least partially explains McCain's desperate Hail Sarah pass. Sarah Palin looked like the perfect serial liar: a mother of 5 from a small town in Alaska who had successfully ousted the Republican establishment to bring in her own passel of vindictive social climbers, bigoted religious fanatics and low life oil industry lobbyists.

If the Barack Obama campaign is the audacity of hope, John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin is the audacity of hate.

But even the best actor cannot overcome a bad script and that is where the Republicans are at a disadvantage. The lies of McCain/Palin are so outrageous and so over the top that even the corporate owned media has started to take offense. From the lie about Palin's support of the "Bridge to Nowhere" to McCain claiming that Obama wanted comprehensive sex education for kindergarten kids, ­and all the ones in between, there truly has been a "blizzard of lies" as New York Times economist Paul Krugman calls it.

This won't matter to the GOP hardcore base. In fact they will spread their love of McCain/Palin even more fervently.

The GOP hardcore base embrace bigots and liars like McCain/Palin because in the darkness of their own souls they hold those same values. As individuals they are too dishonest to get up and admit that in public. McCain/Palin gives them permission to feel good about their their own bigotry and small-mindedness. Armed with a permission slip from two major political candidates, they can give full throat to their own worst instincts. They are cowards and if they had any sense of decency they would feel a deep sense of shame and would come begging for our forgiveness.

Don't hold your breath. The Repugs see 'decency' and 'truthtelling' as weakness.

The hardcore Republican base likes to talk a lot about faith. Not faith in America's highest ideals of course. Their faith is in a vengeful and savage god whom they hope will punish the rest of us with tortures that even the worst thugs at Guantanamo or Abu Ghraib wouldn't administer. In their heart of hearts they hate this nation.

They hate it because of the very ideals that let niggers and spics and godless commie fucks like us be equal citizens who can rail against their greedy christowhackjob hateful racist ways becoming the law of the land..

The tour continues ...

After the cheap post I did the other day, I finally got around to posting the rest of my tour of ms Prinsendam.



Sunset on the Atlantic, between Portugal and Gibraltar.


Update:

We crossed into the Med from the Atlantic yesterday evening.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

The Palin-Whatshisname Ticket

Daddy Frank with his usual hit-the-nail-on-the-head insight, in toto Below The Fold.

WITH all due deference to lipstick, let’s advance the story. A week ago the question was: Is Sarah Palin qualified to be a heartbeat away from the presidency? The question today: What kind of president would Sarah Palin be?

It’s an urgent matter, because if we’ve learned anything from the G.O.P. convention and its aftermath, it’s that the 2008 edition of John McCain is too weak to serve as America’s chief executive. This unmentionable truth, more than race, is now the real elephant in the room of this election.

No longer able to remember his principles any better than he can distinguish between Sunnis and Shia, McCain stands revealed as a guy who can be easily rolled by anyone who sells him a plan for “victory,” whether in Iraq or in Michigan. A McCain victory on Election Day will usher in a Palin presidency, with McCain serving as a transitional front man, an even weaker Bush to her Cheney.

He quits pullin' his punches after that. Go.

You can get Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience in just 2 seconds!

At Professor Smartass.

Man, I don't know about you, but after looking at those photos, I feel much more qualified to talk to Vladimir Putin about strategic nuclear weapons, which countries to let into NATO, and whether we are risking a world war by trying to encroach on Caspian Sea oil or by attacking Iran.

Don't you feel it too?

What I feel is sheer terror that enough morons might vote for this insane duo to elect them and sound the death knell for our country as we know it, imperfect, yes, but we still got a chance unless such should come to pass.

I shudder to think that we might look back on The Bush Years as 'the good old days'. God help us.

Free Mexican Airforce

Last night, me'n Mrs. G went to hear Peter Rowan and his bluegrass band. It was a real good show, and only $20 a ticket, which is pretty cheap these days I'm told, and well worth it. They did some straight traditional bluegrass to kick it off and then branched out a little and did dome of Mr. Rowan's signature numbers like "Panama Red" and "Land Of The Navajo", as well as stuff like "We're Choppin' Down The Trees For Jesus" and "Ruby Ridge" which was about the FBI murder rampage in Idaho some years back from the standpoint of the target.

Everything was done in bluegrass style since that's the band he had with him, but he's in no way limited to that. He's played with everybody from Bill Monroe to Jerry Garcia.

Just as an aside, the band was casual in the extreme. I made the comment to Mrs. G that they looked like they just knocked over a gas station and all they got was the attendant's pants. She agreed. The Crown Room is casual anyway and we weren't there for no fashion show.

So I went lookin' for a video to show you and ran across this one. Mrs. G has been a fan of this gent for 44 years. I'm a relative newcomer at only about 37 years. I hope this video begins to explain why. Enjoy.

Monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got to visit some relatives on Gibraltar. Heh ...

Fail ...



The SS McCain spotted in the Port of Gibraltar. Heh ...

Rio, San Francisco, and Henry the Navigator ...

I got the post up from Lisbon and Portimao ... finally.

I Am The Big Easy

Ray Bonneville opened for Peter Rowan at the show me'n Mrs. G just got home from. I never heard of him before and now I'm a fan. I sat about eight feet from him. After his part of the show, I went and shook his hand and bought his CD with this song on it and he autographed it for me. I asked if he had any stuff on YouTube and told him that I'd blog it, that I take weekends mostly off from raggin' on Bush. He said Bush needs raggin' on.

This is a song he wrote after Katrina. Notice his knees going up and down. He's doing the drum part with his feet on a pad that amplifies his foot tapping. Don't let Larry Craig see this!



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