Monday, December 24, 2007

Dear USPS and Deutsche Bundespost,

You can both go fuck yourselves. When you say it will take 7 - 10 days to ship a package here and guarantee it will be here before Christmas, make sure it happens. I shipped two packages here the week before I left and was assured (I paid $150 for the privilege) they'd be here by now. They're not. Now, tonight, I have to explain to the children why I don't have presents for them.

Merry Fucking Christmas.


PS: I can't do anything about the Germans, but god help the postmaster where I mailed the stuff when I get home.

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