Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Early Morning Jokes(?)

Tony Peyser

John McCain defeated Mitt Romney in Florida's primary. Conservative seniors in the Sunshine State haven't been this excited since the introduction of fruit-flavored Metamucil.

Old folks will always vote for a good big shit.

The House is moving quickly on a $150 billion plan to jump-start the economy. Instead of calling this a rebate, wouldn't a better title be ... gift card?

Yeah, like a mugger givin' you part of of your money back so you can go his bail. If you're dumb enough to go for it, have no doubt that once he's out of trouble he'll mug you again.

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