The secret to avoiding Gaza rockets...
Last year, more than 1,000 crude Qassam rockets fired by Gaza militants hit southern Israel. Despite all the strikes, only two people were killed.
But ultra-religious leaders in Israel suspect there may be other, or other-worldly, reasons why some homes are hit and others are not.
Maariv reported this week that religious leaders have discovered that many of the homes hit by Qassam rockets had "defective" mezuzahs. (Mezuzahs are parchments with Biblical passages placed in special cases and affixed to the doors of Jewish homes for protection.)
Now on the agenda: repairing mezuzahs.
Religious officials in the city claim that examinations of mezuzahs there located many that were defective, and many of the defective ones were found in homes that had been hit.
They said that in places where the Qassam rockets fell in the street and did not enter the yards of houses, kosher mezuzahs were found.
So now I got questions:
Were these defective mezuzahs by any chance from China?
Is there a possible correlative implication that my dashboard plastic Jesus might be defective?
Oy.
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