Because I know just about as much as all the others who do it for a living. I'll bet they don't have to work half as hard as a mechanic and make more money too. From what they all said before I went to sleep last night, I was waiting for news of an Obama landslide when I woke up.
I say the same things about weather people. If I did my job with their success rate, I'd be run outta the shop in no time. The highlight of the night was watching Olbermann with 'Noball' Matthews. The striking contrast between intellect and moron was obvious.