Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Housing Slump Spreads ⇒
Extraterrestrials are beginning to feel the pinch.

Brits Mull Pledge of Allegiance
It would read: “I pledge allegiance to the Queen, her besotted husband and all the randy members of her family, one nation, inbred, under fog, with boiled beef and warm ale for all.”

Everybody in New York Steps Down Due to Various Mistakes
They don’t want to be a distraction.

REMINDER
Get there early if there's a run on the banks.

Bush, Kissinger Confer
Compare war crimes.

CORRECTION
Last week we referred to the U.S. government having a surplus in the billions of dollars. We meant the Iraqi government. The U.S. deficit is approximately $265 billion. We apologize for the error.