Sanford was in Argentina, not hiking on the Appalachian Trail
He will hold a news conference at 2 p.m ET.
This better be good. Ju got some esplainin' to do, Loosey. Heh.
And oh yeah, getcher clothes and stuff off the lawn of the governor's mansion.
Maybe I'm wrong but I now do suspect
That in the near future -- without fail --
New slang for being on a bender will be,
"I'm hiking on the Appalachian trail."
I was actually sort of hoping Sanford was involved in "Naked Hiking Day". Laid in a case of bleach.
Sanford done 'splained it.
The good news: The 'party of family values' ain't gonna have no Sanford/Ensign ticket in '12.
The bad news: None, unless you're the one who already printed the bumperstickers.