Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy 4th Of July, Kimmy

Sky News

North Korea has test fired seven missiles off its eastern coast, according to South Korea.

Yo, NK - fire a few off yer west coast and see what happens! Heh.

The move is likely to be seen as another act of defiance against the US - coming as it does on Independence Day.

I think what we need, since it's Independence Day, is a little time-on-target exercise. Every U.S. base and sub that's got missiles should fire 'em so they explode above North Korea at the same time high enough that they can be seen from Tokyo to Beijing. The warheads should be loaded with fireworks that spell out, in Korean and English:

"Kim Jong-Il Sucks Wet Monkey Ass"

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