Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Obama Authorizes Assassination of Radical American-Born Cleric
And entire cast of “Fox and Friends.”

Texas Removes Bust of George Washington From School Grounds
He was a godless atheist, according to latest American History textbook.

GM Sales Up 68%, Ford Sales Up 84%
In China.

1 in 5 Believe Aliens in Our Midst
4 in 5 think 1 in 5 is nuts.

Baseball: Umpire Publicly Criticizes Teams for Slow Play
Then he's reminded of the millions fans spend on beer, hot dogs, peanuts, Cracker Jack, soda, cotton candy, pizza, ice cream, nachos, popcorn and souvenirs while the game drags on forever.