Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

NBA: Owners to Move Operations Overseas
Foreign workers will be paid twenty-five cents an hour to play basketball.

GOP Wants to Crack Down On Voter Fraud
Suggests poll tax.

Wealth Gap Between Older, Younger Americans Widest on Record
Parents advised to change locks on doors, hide car keys.

Like Governor Perry, Americans commonly forget the 3rd thing on a list. Here are the most commonly forgotten 3rd things:

1. Orange juice
2. Tomato juice
3. Vodka

1. Car keys
2. Grocery list
3. Wallet

1. Put out guest towels
2. Spray air freshener
3. Flush Toilet

1. Fold beach umbrella
2. Gather towels, beach toys
3. Count your children

1. Review talking points
2. Comb hair
3. Take your meds